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anxious-anomaly · 7 months

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Monster and/or robot partner who keeps unintentionally jumpscaring you because they're deathly silent so you get them a bell collar.

Perhaps its fitting, perhaps its goofy, either way you know when they're around now.

The soft jingle at every minor movement, the consistent chime every time they walk up and embrace you, the rapid rattling as they fuck you or you fuck them.

Extra 01: They keep crushing the bell on accident and it stops making noise so you gotta get more bells.

Extra 02: They adapt to the tiny bell and're back to being deathly silent so now its been upgraded to a wholeass cowbell.

#nsft #nsft thoughts #teratophillia #terato #monsterfucker #monster fucker #robophilia #robotfucker #robot fucker #lowkey inspired by the fact my collar makes a subtle clinking noise #also inspired by the fact Ive had cats with bell collars #could always hear them coming when I called for them #though they could be wicked silent even with the bells #and some of them like the CHEW THE BELLS TO DEATH #LIKE PLEASE STOP CHEWING THOSE THEY STOP WORKING WHEN U DO #anyway tag urself Im the accidental jumpscare #I keep being told I need a cowbell lol

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