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grandmofftarkinsuggestions · 2 years

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idk if i’d like to see a married wilhuff tarkin as a billion times divorced, mysterious black widower who probably killed all his late spouses himself, or just like. in happy gay love and marriage with any of his coworkers, really, but especially either krennic or vader.

#watched a spider ensnare a beetle victim the other day and thought of him 💕#made me really think about whether or not he’s been in any marriages of convenience. given his title status #and family history probably yes. he’s a politician and his family basically rules over their home planet like what #are the chances they didn’t try to get him to enter at least one or two marriages of convenience.#and i was kinda thinking about how he’d follow through with that. would he suffer through it or file for divorce as soon #as unsuspiciously possible or get that bitch axed.#and it made me think about him entering a lavender marriage to save his rep or whatever.#a sixty some seemingly eternal bachelorhood is kinda sus #so maybe he marries to smash some rumors even if they are true.#i know he was married in legends but idk if he seems like the marrying kind lol #also like? before anyone says anything bi people enter lavender marriages all the time. his sexuality is unconfirmed etc #what i’m saying is that his marriage to thalassa being a lavender marriage and his relationship to daala being genuine #could coexist canonically.#anyway. i almost find him as a perpetual bachelor more funny lmao #anyway. he married me actually and we are in love 💕💕💕#sw #wilhuff tarkin #arachnophobia tw #just in case

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