#anyway... sandrone my beloved. i miss her a lot

[fatuismooches]

Helloooo

People here discussed possibility of Dottore having sweet tooth, but what about Sandrone

I honestly feel like that for her, as busy as she is, tea breaks are a holy time. As her lover, you also have to be there, no matter what you were doing, so she'll sens her automatons to get you to her. Sandrone doesn't let anyone interrupt her tea break, unless there's an order from Pierro or the Tsaritsa herself. If anyone tries to, she'll not so gently throw them outside with help from her robots.

Now, about her liking sweets. You get carried to her lab, a few minutes after she made you two a tea and tells you: "You took too long. I've already finished my 3rd desert" (Like Lynette in Lyney's SQ). You look at table and she actually already ate 3 separate deserts and got herself a 4th one, not to mention that automaton who bought an entire cake here??-- You probably feel sick from a few slices, meanwhile Sandrone can eat all of this, without feeling even slightly unwell, then drink a lot of tea, say "How delightful" with a slight smile and go back to work as if it was nothing. Even to this day you wonder how she does that

-🥀

Sandrone definitely has an unhealthy addiction to tea but no one would dare question her on it. Only you of course, but she always waves you off so you decided to give up. Somehow her body is fine with all the tea she inhales. Initially, Sandrone preferred to spend her tea parties alone or in the company of her Automatons, however, after falling in love with you, she requires you to be there as well. As much as she likes the silence of her tea breaks, she finds that idle chatter with you during them is also as enjoyable. She will also secretly love you more if you personally blend her tea or find new mixes for her.

Ahh it would be so funny and cute... you would be in the middle of actually doing something important but then a big Automaton picks you on and drops you on its large hand... too bad, Sandrone's request for your presence is far more important! She would look at you strangely at how you clocked out at only a few slices, but then shrug her shoulders since that's more sweets for her. Much of the tea party is spent looking at her indulgence while you awkwardly tell your stories. An Automaton may feed her too if she's feeling lazy.

(If she herself is a robot then that would explain her tolerance for so many tea and sweets...)

[lonely-vault-boy]

Fatui Harbingers modern found family au, but it’s actually just them at Disneyland

The Tsaritsa and Pierro and Capitano like run an orphanage or something idk

The Tsaritsa

- That Mom ™️

- plans like weeks in advance

- “ok go have fun but meet me back at this time”

- buys Ajax a bunch of souvenirs and takes a lot of pictures

- “this is his first time at Disney, ok? I want him to have fond memories of it”

Pierro

- dragged into the schemes

- tries to spy on what the teenagers are up to but loses them

- has to sit with Signora while Scara goes on the roller coaster for the fifth time in a row (she got motion sick)

- stuck carrying everything

Capitano:

- cool dad

- wears the Mickey ears and a Disney t shirt (unlike Pierro)

- walks around with a beer and hot dog (while wearing bright pink mouse ears and flip flops)

- it’s like December

Pulcinella

- since Pierro is watching Signora and Scara, and Capitano is trying to help by going on rides, Pulcinella decides to stick with the Tsaritsa

- spoils the absolute shit outta Childe

- takes him on all the rides he can (since they’re both to short of some of them)

- the Tsaritsa leaves for a little bit to bail the boys out of trouble, and Pulcinella takes Childe to get his face painted and eat food

Ok now on to the kiddos!!

Dottore

- he’s like 17

- thinks he’s way too cool for this shit

- drags pantalone off with him to stir some chaos

- tries to prank the staff members

- won’t admit it, but is super interested in the mechanics of the rides and wants to learn how they work

- loves rollercoasters and tries to skip the lines

Pantalone

- like 16

- “actually the map says x ride will have the shortest wait time in 4 hrs, so I’ll make a note that we have to come back then”

- “the map says there are some good places to eat near here. We should check all of them out before we pick one. We only have so much money.”

- “ok so according to the map- wait where’s my map?! DOTTORE GIVE THAT BACK I NEED IT!!”

- doesn’t like thrill rides

- goes on them anyway bc he had to wait in line with Dottore, and he can’t justify the cost/reward ratio if he doesn’t go

Arlecchino

- probably like 17

- just wanted to have a romantic time with Columbina since she’s so into the fantasy areas

- was forced to babysit sandrone also

- they go to all the things she booked, but’s it’s slightly awkward

Columbina-

- also 17

- really into all the pretty decorations and stuff

- secretly loves thrill rides

- just wants to have a fun day with Arlecchino

Sandrone

- 14/15 idk

- not old enough to run around on her own according to the others

- tags along with Arlecchino and Columbina

- not happy abt it

- bought an ugly rat stuffed animal as a protest and brings it everywhere

- “ugh stop being so gushy, it’s gross”

- intentionally is difficult

- gets distracted and has to stop to look at all of the animatronics

- needs to use the bathroom like every 2 seconds

Signora

- 10 or so

- doesn’t like rides

- mostly just content to keep to herself

- drags Pierro into buying her a bunch of toys bc “Scara gets to go on all the rides he likes :(“

- it’s fully intentional

Scaramouche

- 8

- “we have to go on x ride now!!”

- “i don’t care what Signora wants to do, she’s boring and the Ferris wheel is boring. I don’t wanna go.”

- got a Lightning McQueen hat and refuses to take it off

- will sit on the ground and refuse to move until he gets his way

- either super excited gremlin or cranky lil kid, there is no in between

Childe

- lil baby Ajax my beloved

- he’s like 5

- no clue what’s happening, but he’s having a lot of fun

- completely decked out in Disney merch and has like 2 souvenir cups and a balloon

- very shy, very quiet, very much wants to go on the big roller coaster

- he is too short

- they go to a kiddy roller coaster

- he gets nervous and starts crying so they leave. And then he cries bc he missed out on the roller coaster

- they eventually do go on it and he has a lot of fun tho