#anyways i think itd be very sexy of giants to get into a fight over me

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I’m just a normal little borrower and I get caught by a giant. but then another giant walks in. so now two giants see me, and they both start arguing over who saw me first. eventually they get so engrossed in the argument they forget about me literally standing there on the counter. the argument gets physical. at this point I’ve literally forgotten my mortal peril and I’m invested in these two giants beating the shit out of each other (over me <3) so I do not run I’m just standing there hyping them up like