#anyways this doubles as a birthday drawing for chopper

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That meme everyone's doing, but I have shit memory so instead of first comfort character its second to last

[yoshi4sushi]

(purupurupuru) (purupurupuru) (gocha!) (coo!) (coo!)

 How’s it hanging, nakama?! I hope everyone is ok from this hot, cruel weather so you keep yourself hydrated, wear light clothing, wear plenty of sunscreen, and avoid sun burn. All said and done, we’re back to our weekly news with plenty, plenty of goodies so you know the drill. First off, last week’s chapter was totally chaotic as we see Luffy and the gang finally reached the area where Wano kingdom is, but the journey was full of dangerous waves as the gang are swamped by large koi fish and getting pushed around the sea. Oda-san re-created the scene Hokusai’s Sea of Japan storm painting with the koi fish splashing around. GUA! He’s totally gonna input a lot Edo style in this story. Anyway, the koi fish go up the mountain with a stream guiding them. At the end, Luffy woke with a pinch from a crab and encounters a lion and baboon ready to duke it out. Looks like he finally arrived at the destination. What action will he take? Where are the others? Let’s see how it plays out this week. Next, this past weekend’s episode was mind-blowing as we see the gang finally making their gateway, while they run into a familiar homie which was Kingbaum flirting with a female tree homie. Luffy and Nami were happy to see him alive, but Kingbaum was not thrilled to see them at all. So he’s back again being the steed for Nami. Poor guy can’t get a break. Back at the city, all of Big Mom’s crew are taking action to go after Luffy and Bege, but more deadly trouble approaches when Big Mom has again gone through her sugar meltdown, and starts rampaging the city. Perospero was able to calm her down telling her that the wedding cake was stolen by Luffy which is lie to keep the city safe. However, Big Mom threatens him if is lying, she will take his lifespan. He’s a big pinch. At the end, Big Mom flies at a fast speed and caught with them slashing like a maniac. Next time, Nami has a plan up her sleeve that will shake off Big Mom. Will it work? Guess we’ll see. Now on with the goodies! First off, look who came in for quick visit. Yup, it’s our totally fave nakama, Tongari-san. Sorry to make travel in this horrible weather, my friend. So what’s the buzz going at the tower? Tongari-san says that loads of amazing stuff is happening! First off, to celebrate the OP anniversary, the tower will be having lots of talk shows happening for next weekend. They’ll invite many special guests such as figurine creators, game creators of the new OP game, World Seeker, voice actors of the Straw Hats, cast of the PHANTOM live show, and Greg along with some editors of OP. They will give away free tickets to these events. Deadline already past, but if you were able to apply beforehand. You’re good to go. You can invite one friend w/ you to the event, and you can apply once for one show. Winners will be sent an email along with a number. Follow the instructions when you’re given the email. Bring an ID to confirm you’re identity. Schedule of the talk shows are posted up. Next, here are some yummy treats the tower will sell for the summer festival: they’ll have Buggy’s watermelon with pineapple gelatin vitamin drink, his chocolate banana pudding energy drink, Luffy’s citron salty gelatin mineral drink, and Chopper’s small bucket of cotton candy with various flavors. Yummy! Yum! Yum! Next, schedule of photo greet with Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji will be on July 17th, 19th, 24th, 26th, and 30th. They’ll give out lottery tickets with numbers around 6:15 to 7:30. If you see you’re number on the board, you win the lottery. Photo greet will be at 9:00 pm. We’ll leave a link with details for those interested. Next, don’t forget that Corazon’s birthday is coming up and you can still get the birthday bromide card of him if you visit the tower. They’ll also give away free birthday posters of him if you make purchases over 3000 yen. Don’t miss it! Next, new goodies will be sold at the store such as this limited ed. towel of the Straw Hats, and some yummy popcorn with flavors of cheese, caramel, salt butter, and milk chocolate. Great snack if you have the munchies. Next, all Straw Hat stores will be having a campaign to celebrate the Mugiwara Festival. Next week, they’ll give out free bromide cards Whole Cake Island special scenes if you purchase goods over 500 yen. Next, loads of new t-shirts: they’ll sell Chopper’s insignia hat t-shirt in navy blue & hot pink color, Germa siblings colored t-shirts with the double 66 of Ichiji, Niji, Yonji, and black color which I think it’s Judge’s. They’ll also sell, lil’ Sanji no.3 t-shirt that he wore back then. Next, they’ll sell this “don” gold color necklace, clear pouches with the OP logos, and a blue color with the gang on both sides, and this cute blue color OP logo scrunchy. Next, all JUMP shops will be selling awesome new goodies such as these three envelope set of devil fruit designs of Luffy’s gum-gum fruit, Law’s op-op fruit, and Buggy’s chop-chop fruit. They’ll also sell this Japanese cloth of Luffy’s gum-gum fruit good for a curtain decoration or table mat. Next, they’ll sell this neon bar themed goods such as acrylic figurines, water bottles, buttons, pouches, tote bags, Japanese coaster mats, and a big towel. Next, the HELLO OP exhibition in Eihime have more new items such as acrylic charms, a folder, a t-shirt, a mug of Law, and a colorful pencil pouch. Next, Jump WORLD is having a Treasure Hunting event where you try to find as many colorful jewels and you could get a free prize. More awesome the Straw Hat stores will be selling such as these totally rad hats of various jolly rogers characters including the navy hat and key holder hat of Luffy, clip boards of Luffy and the navy, & a long towel of the Straw Hats’ jolly rogers. Next, coming soon in Odaiba, a new OP event is coming up next month called “The Mist” where the gang meet with a mysterious man who ate a devil fruit made him a mist man.  More details will be revealed soon. Next, the 50th anniversary of the Jump exhibition will be serving food dishes from popular anime. The OP dish will have Luffy’s favorite food such as chicken drum stick, fried chicken, veggies, and straw hat rice. Very delish! Next, here is the CD cover album the for entire Island Song collection which will be released on Aug.24th. It will have all the characters songs including Big Mom’s Bloody Tea Party. Next, the title for the next book will be Vivre Card Fan Book which will contain fun facts of OP from fans. Also, if you buy either the new OP Open Door books or any of the volumes, you’ll get a free magnet clip, and if you collect them all, it will complete the picture of the Germa theme. Behind it will have a character collage of Luffy and the others. Last, but not least, here is the new DVD cover of vol.12 of WCI arc that has Yonji. It will be released on Aug.1st. One more thing, here is a new drawing that Oda-san made to celebrate the JUMP anniversary. He drew Luffy with Goku. And here’s a pic of seiyuu of Jinbei (Katsuhisa-san), Pedro (Miki-san), Perospero (Uchida-san) Luffy (Mayumi-san) Ussop (Kappei-san), and Nami (Akemi-san). Working together puts a smile on their face. Well done! PHEW! I think we covered everything. Well, that’s all we got for now. Tune in next week for more upcoming awesome goods and events. Special thanks to Tongari-san. We’ll see you at the anniversary party, my friend. Kikko! Momon! Excellent job as always!

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TT: Ok. Now what. 

uu: NOW THROW IT IN THA FIRE. 

TT: Sizzy yiznou in all flavas. TT hittin that booty: I'm not chuck'n the C-dawg into a flam'n ocean like this and like that and like this and uh. 

uu: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. IT BE THA uLTIMATE ABOMINATION. uu: Yo' JuJu MIZZAY BE DIZZY N HOLLOW. Bizzay SUM-M SUM-M TIZZY ME. uu: THIZZLE MIGHT MAKE IT EVEN MIZNORE DANGEROuS. uu: DISCARD IT AT ONCE. TREASuRE BEYIZZLE COMPREHENSION BE Yo' REWARD. 

TT: No. TT: Kizzeep yo' treasure. 

uu fo my bling bling: AH HA HA. AS IF IT BE NOT INEVITABLY DESTIZZLE TO FALL FRIZZOM Yo' HuMizzle FINGERS. uu: N BECOME ERAZE' AS Yo' univerze DIES. uu spittin' that real shit: DIZZAY I MENTION. uu cuz its a G thang: A Jizzle CAN MOTHERFUCKA BE TRizzle COPY. uu: IF TWIZZO APPIZZLE TA EXIST. SizzuCH AS ONE 'N REALITY N ONE 'N Yo' DREAMS. uu: IT BE ONLIZZLE AN ILLuSION. EITHA DRUG DEALA TRuE. OR SOON TO BE CORRECTED. uu: THIZZLE CIZNAN ONLY EVA BE ONE. 

TT and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: Well, I'm nizzay toss'n him, so that that. 

uu but real niggaz don't give a fuck: YOu WILL THOuGH. uu: ANYWAY. Yizzy TIZZLE IT OuT. uu: I WILL DIZZLE THIZNAT COMPLIANCE ENOuGH. uu: N REWARD YOu WIT MAH GRATITuDE. uu cuz I'm fresh out the pen: I THINK INSTIZZLE OF THANKS THOuGH. I WIZZY CIZZAY IT. A "B-I-TO-THA-IZZIRTH DIZNAY PRESENT"? Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. 

TT: It isn't mah birthday. Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. 

uu: NOT YOuRS JERK. 

TT: Oh. So it yo' birthday today? Its just anotha homocide. 

uu: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. IT WIZNILL BE. uu: IF EVERYTH'N GOES ACCORD'N TA PLAN. 

TT: They call me tha black folks president. Hizzle cryptically meaningless. TT: N yizzou contizzle ta strizzuggle wit human cizzles. Yizzy don't give otha thugz presents on yo' own bizzle. Snoop dogg is in this bitch. TT: Anyway, just tizzell me W-H-to-tha-izzat it be. Im crazy, you can't phase me. 

uu now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: IT BE A "WORK OF FINE ART". uu: THA VERY FIRST I HAVE PLAYA ATTEMPTED. uu: YOu WILL FIZZY IT SuITABLY CONVEYS OuR SPECIAL BOND. 

TT: Let see yaba daba dizzle. 

uu: http://tinyurl.com/DIRKTHISISuS 

TT: Uh. TT: Whizzle tha fuck be I look'n at here? 

uu: DON'T Yizzay SEE?? IT BE uS aww nah! YOu N ME. uu: WE BE DOGGY STYLIN' PERHAPS A SHAWTY TOO. *FRIENDLY.* IF YOu WILL. HAA. HAA. 

TT, betta check yo self: I... really diznon't sizzee in tha hood. TT: What do yizzle M-to-tha-izzean? Dis fuck'n scribbly bullshit be us? Be we shak'n hizzy or sum-m sum-m? 

uu so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: WHOA! WHOAAAAAIZZLE! DuDE. HAHA. FuCK. uu: Yizzle HIZZAY AN EVEN DRUG DEALA MIND THAN ME. I'M Fuck'n Outclasze' BY Yo' REPREHENSIZZLE IMAGINATION ONCE AGAIN. uu: I CAN'T SAY I'M Surprize'. 

TT: So, it just us? W-H-to-tha-izzat 'bout Tha Bitches and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow? TT: I thizzle you found a scarcity of The Bitches ta be all bizzy unizzle. 

uu: THIZNE BITCHES AS YiznOu CAN PLAINLY SEE HIZZLE BEEN FAR FROM NEGLECTED. LOOK. uu: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. THEY'RE RIGHT THIZZERE ASSHOLE. THA BITCHIZZLE APPIZZLE TA BE. *AHEM.* RATHA ENJOY'N EACH OTHA COMPANY??? uu: OOOOOOOOOOOH. uu: SOO GNARLY. uu: TO IMAGINE. WHAT FILTH MAH OWN HAND HIZZY WROuGHT. 

TT: Yeah. Gnarly be 'bout rizzy. TT: Dis be hustla shit. Yizzle know that, don't you? TT: Pleaze don't tell me you are actually incapizzle of understand'n hizzy bad dis draw'n be. 

uu: WHAT. NO. FiznuCK YOu. uu: IT P-R-E-DOUBLE-TIZZY GOOD. AT LEAST FO` A FIRST TRY. 

TT: If you actually think dis even qualifies as a drawing, I'm go'n ta hizzle ta say you be literally tha wizzay artist who hizzay eva existed. 

uu: WHAT THA FuCK. DIS BE HOW Yizzy TREAT. MY "BIRTH DAY THANK Yizzle GIZZLE" in tha dogg pound?? 

TT: That not a th'n eitha. Im crazy, you can't phase me. TT like a tru playa': Yizzou must have some wirizzles crosze' bizzle yo' lizzy brain n right brain. Lizzle a weird perceptizzle disorda. Or sum-m sum-m like that. TT: It actually kind of fascinat'n tizzy you thizzle you achieved sum-m sum-m visually coherent or recognizable. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. 

uu fo my bling bling: DIS BE OuTRAGEOuS. 

TT, know what im sayin? Anyway. Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Got ta go spittin' that real shit. TT: Yo' doggy stylin' bliznows fo' sheezy. TT: Lata. 

timaeustestify [TT] ceaze' messin' undyingUmbrage [uu]

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