#ao3bmcuspeaks

[theao3blackmarket]

Also I have a fun fact about the Ao3BM that you can share if you wanna :333 The staff is NOT stuck in a basement There is no escape all of the mods have freedom Its been 5-6 months since ive seen the outside and we are NOT being mistreated please send help Its so dark and cold

Yeah! We’re totally fine! Send help

[theao3blackmarket]

Major Kudos to Joker for compiling this list!

Here are the BM Staff Awards and Superlatives for 2023

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AWARDS

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Most Unhinged - Rose

Most Insane - Jester

Most Chaotic - Ari

Most Random - Baphomet

Most Grammar Police - Caeze

Most Creative - Jester

Most Violent - Averie

Most Absent (/lhj) - Tones

Most Trigger Happy - Averie

Most Ao3 Author Cursed - Cin

Most Children Adopted - Sammy

Most Gae Allegations - Averie

Most 3rd Imposter - Vesta

Most Alert - Vixen

Most Present for Gen 1's Bullshit - Ari

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SUPERLATIVES (Most Likely To)

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Ari - be Gen 1's babysitter

Joker - become a magician with actual magix

Tones - disappear randomly

Baph - lose clothes (how it happens? I don't know)

Void - appear from the depths of nowhere

Sammy - surprise adopt a child irl

Yoyo - be random

Cin - beat someone with the power of friendship

Alex - be dm'd the most random and outrageous messages so that he can come check the server (for whatever reason he believes them for a second)

River - ruin themself with a fic but continue to read in hopes of closure from the pain

Averie - bite the arm of God himself

Space - become an art machine (emotionally and physically)

Caeze - refer to genshin memes unironically

Vixen - be on guard duty 25/7

Six - check someone's pronouns in the middle of a debate (/lh)

Rose - be calm while almost dying

Roro - to be a bystander in the purge

Jaxy - become a blob conjurer

Noir - talk about bodily fluids

Breezy - be adulting at random moments

Vesta - be the devil's number one instigator

[theao3blackmarket]

the server link is expired :(

Hope this one works!!

[theao3blackmarket]

RWAH

A WILD ADMIN HAS APPEARED

Averie! Hello!

[theao3blackmarket]

"Our other admins, Void, Ari, Cyril, Yo-Yo, Bunny_boi, Nerd, Dorian and Azul, all contribute and help out"

why would you lie like that. i dont do shit on that server.

You’re there 🙏🏻 that’s enough