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Adventures of Aphrodite: an Affair of the Heart™

You are Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty, the bad bitch every instagram girlie aspires to be, the flawless independent queen who don't need no filters. 

You are the ultimate trophy wife, but who do you truly belong to?

Play as a very attractive lady, because who wants to be ugli in the year of our lord 2023, amiright?

Experience firsthand what it means to be pretty, have your godtier looks be praised, your moisturized skin be acknowledged. Not like any other IF will ever offer you this. 

Customize your character to hell and back, be as detailed and precise as you wish, truly PANTONE® Colour Chart's the limit. Obviously none of it will be mentioned in the game, but what else is new.

Live, laugh, love your best hoe life... or die trying. Gotta shoehorn those skill checks somehow.

Immerse yourself in the world of Ancient Greece that has the historical accuracy of a 5 minute wikipage read, because research is hard.

-----------------THE PLOT:

Idk, who cares about plot it's all about the romance options anyway.

-----------------THE ROS:

(The image depicts ugliman)

The god of blacksmiths, metalworking, carpente- frankly, who cares. The important bit is that he's your husband. Your pesky husband. And he ain't even hot. How's a girl to hoe in such conditions? 

Well perhaps it's time to reevaluate your life choices and settle for a hardworking trustworthy man instead of chasing bdsm fantasies with shady men like you're the protagonist of a bad erotica book. Pursuing red flags is cute, but you're no longer 18. Learn to make good decisions with this wholesome man who'll treat you right, lord knows some of you need it.

(The image depicts angriman)

Being married is all nice and well, but is your marriage even real if you don't cheat? And who's a better candidate for a lover than the god of war and courage himself. The pinacle of brutality, the alpha man of your dreams, the undisputed 'TOP G'.

His violent outbursts may be concerning and his crippling jealousy slightly questionable but is that really going to deter you from pursuing this hunk? After all, if those aren't signs of true love then what are?

Put your rose-tinted glasses and 'i can fix him' badge on, it's time to go digging for the mushy center of this bad boi.

(The image depicts uwuman)

Hooking up with gods is all well and good, but the never ending drama of the Olympus gods gets old fast. Sometimes a palette cleanser is needed, but you won't settle for just any unwashed peasant. Even your magnanimous generosity has limits.

Fortunately for you, one individual stands out among the rest: Adonis.

Commit to this otherwise unremarkable specimen and prove to the world you haven't lost the common touch. Includes obligatory Poly with Persephone, because sharing is caring. 

The token woman RO, She's a woman, what more do you need to know? 

____________________________ DEMO: TBA (but like, let's be real, it never will.. has following 23092 nodemo blogs taught you nothing?) Pls like, reblog, follow and send asks, every Friday there will be a new RO reveal!

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Will we get more ROs outside of the initial four? 👀👀👀👀

Anon, you're gonna love what i've got in store for you! And since i love my audience so much i won't have you wait till friday for the first ✨✨✨ NEW RO REVEAL ✨✨✨

(The image depicts edgiman)

Persephone once dared to lay claim to your darling Adonis and you have gracefully allowed her to have your sloppy seconds, but you will tolerate her transgression no longer. And what better way to get back at her than to steal her man in return. After all, your collection of conquests was sorely missing a brooding pathetic little meow meow.

So slip on your little black dress and pack your best funeral attire, it's time to be a homewrecker.

This tall, dark and handsome king of the underworld is now yours for the taking c;

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can we kill persephone? 🙃

Oh you'll get to kill her alright, kill her with your sex appeal. Get ready for the 2nd ✨✨✨ NEW RO REVEAL ✨✨✨

(The image depicts saltiwoman)

Your paths cross time and time again, your rivalry - the stuff of legends. It seems wherever you go Persephone is close to follow, whomever you desire Persephone’s eyes find too. It can only end in blood. But are all the petty schoolgirl fights, stolen wigs and countless assassination attempts fueled by hate.. Or lust? Are those PANTONE® 14-0156 Summer Green eyes staring daggers at you or shamelessly undressing you. Perhaps it is time to address the ever growing tension. Whether your tool of choice is seduction or murder.. this rivalry will come to an end. ______________________

Now I know what you're thinking, 'A SECOND FEMALE RO? SURELY NOT!', and I'm right there with you. Which is why Persephone is now gender selectable!

Disclaimer for those of you who, for whatever ungodly reason, decided to pick the fem version: Persephone will be written by default as a male character, the scenes will contain no adjustments whatsoever to account for gender differences as well as lots of instances of wrong pronouns being used. But that's what you get for picking the clearly inferior option. Acquire some taste.

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I want to give people real impactful choices in my IF, here's a preview of the type of hard hitting decisions you will have to make as Aphrodite:

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why did you make hephaestus ugly?? all the men should be extremely hot 🙄🙄

I get you pain, anon, truly i do, but with this IF i wanted to tackle some very serious themes and issues, that few are brave enough to explore.

Issues such as: Sometimes men are ugly. Sometimes said men are also your husband.

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This is a bit of a silly question but how will the ROs react if MC starts flirting with other people?

Ares: Aphrodite can't flirt with other people if there are no other people 🔫 Hephaestus: Just another Tuesday for our boi, would cry in his forge room while "Hello darkness my old friend" plays in the background.

Adonis: ..die, i guess? He's a mortal, the hell else is he gonna do.

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Awesome WIP Idea! but I have to how many books will this series have or is it a standalone work?

See, initially I planned for it to be a standalone… but after careful consideration I have concluded that 1 book is simply not enough for the events of this deep and complex plot to unfold in all their glory. So to answer your question: there will be 12 books total. Now you might ask yourself, ‘Will i even be alive by the time this series comes to an end?’....... And I'm here to tell you: probably not, RIP. But that's a you problem, ain't my fault you're mortal.

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R u going on hiatus?

Honestly anon, with all the recent negativity, i might just do that.

I need to prioritize my mental health not to mention that the 15 words I've written so far have left me feeling close to a burnout already.

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Why are all the ros white and cisgendered? Will we be able to have a nonbinary ro, please?

Now listen, anon, in my infinite generosity i have given you all a token woman RO, hell i can even be persuaded to add a token black man RO..... but 'nonbinary' ro? ... that's just asking for too much.

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I like woman as a character, but I think I'd like them more of they were a man. Can we make woman into man instead?

I feel you, anon, i really do. But consider this: woman ro has very little screen time and plot relevancy, i could of course genderflip her, but do you honestly want a male RO to be disrespected like that? Male ROs deserve better.

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Hello Author of Demo-less alleged WIP, tell me where is the post with 80 lines talking about what do the ROs do in their free time with scenes that will never happen in the full game

Excuse me, 'alleged'?????

Ye, anon, gonna be honest, i'm not vibing with this passive aggressive behavior. Keep playing with fire and I might delete yall's favorite wOmAn ro.

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Is woman buff

Istfg not ANOTHER ask about the woman ro. YES, she's buff, she's DOMMY MOMMY, she'll crush you with her thighs, she'll step on you.

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Let me first say that I am your number fan and can't wait until the patreon gets released, but I'm wondering why there isn't any option to stare longingly at the various (NOT WOMAN WE HATE THAT SL*T) RO's? What if I want the RO's to harrass me by flirting first?

Oh, don’t you worry anon. The ros in this book will really push the limit of what is socially acceptable, going so far as daring to look in your general direction or EVEN hold your hand without your written notarized consent. They really are bold like that.

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How’s the writing going? ❤️

Why thanks for inquiring, it's going great, the 18 words i've added to the script today have greatly contributed to fleshing out the intro.

Truly with such insane progress I might be able to release my 10 page demo as early as 2035.

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is woman the aloof, tough girl or mc’s generic friend? please the people must know which two of the female ro personalities she will get

..Bold of you to assume she will have any kind of personality really.