#aoasexyman23

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Congratulations to tumblr user Jerico Soberanis on the win! It was a tight race, but our favorite captain of the seas managed to pull through. Congrats, Jeri!!!

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ROUND 5: THE CHAMPIONSHIP

We've whittled ourselves from 32, to 16, to 8, 4, and now, 2. It's been one hell of a ride. But let's not dwell on the past-- it's the year of the goddamn capybara and the future is now!

Voters, now is the time to make your choice. Who is the ultimate (arc of a) sexyman? Who is the one true sexyman to rise above it all?

@thetonethetollandthethunder

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AOASexyman Masterpost

Welcome to the official unnofficial Arc of a Scythe sexyman tournament! First: disclaimers. I got all my characters off the AOAS Wiki so if you don't think a character counts take it up with the mods I guess (please do not they're very nice). I used a random numer generator to assign these as randomly as I could (my AP stats teacher should be very proud) and i had to get it to 32 so some of these guys are kind of a stretch. No Gleanings characters, haven't read it yet.

ALSO i messed up my numbering at first and forgot to add some of the characters but I don't wanna remake the bracket in your head with Astrid instead of Sykora. Sorry Bob.

polls up every day (hopefully) with 24hr voting window

ANYWAYS

ROUND 1

Mccloud/Xenocrates

Chomsky/Traxler

Iterations/Cirrus

Volta/Jeri

Morrison/Jenny

Brahms/Purity

Citra/Alighieri

Loriana/Greyson

Goddard/Munira

Hilliard/Beyonce

Tenka/Rand

Possuelo/Ezra

Thunderhead/Astrid

Mendoza/Faraday

Constantine/Curie

Tyger/Rowan

PART 2

@thetonethetollandthethunder

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Round 4

As we enter into the semifinals, only four remain. The losses of round 3 were immense. Curaday is in shambles, Traxler the underdog has been ousted, Purity the Evil Rat Woman is now in evil rat woman heaven (tbh she is not in heaven), and Goddard got fucking GOT HAHAHAHA. But yeah there are four now. and two must go. Who will be the one true sexyman?

Jerico/Citra

Curie/Rand

(sorry for posting this so late, i was so so so tired last night <3)

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ROUND 3

After the sexymassacres of the first two rounds, tensions only continue to rise. Curaday must duke it out, Rand and Goddard will release fury upon each other, and Agent Traxler is incomprehensibly still here. But who will continue on, and who will be condemned to unsexymanity for eternity?

Traxler/Jerico

Purity/Citra

Goddard/Rand

Faraday/Curie

as always, be sure to follow the #aoasexyman23 tag for regular updates <3. Also, reblogging and sharing polls allows them to reach more of the fandom that may not be regularly checking tags so that's very appreciated!

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ROUND 2

And the races are off! Sadly, we are saying goodbye to Brother McCloud, Scythe Chomsky, the Iterations, Scythe Volta, Jenny Terranova, Scythe Brahms, Scythe Alighieri (good riddance), Loriana Barchok, Munira Atrushi, Audra Hilliard, Scythe Tenkamenin, Ezra van Otterloo, Sister Astrid, Curate Mendoza, and Scythe Constantine. We will miss you dearly (except for you Alighieri). Please remember to follow #aoasexyman23 for regular updates when polls come out!

Now, onto the next round!

Xenocrates/Traxler

Cirrus/Jeri

Morrison/Purity

Citra/Greyson

Goddard/Beyoncé

Rand/Possuelo

The Thunderhead/Faraday

Curie/Rowan

And contestants, please remember the forgotten 11th scythe commandment: thou shalt be a tumblr sexyman!