#apeckzPredator

[windedarabesque]

-- windedArabesque [WA] began trolling apeckzPredator [AP] at 20:25 --

WA: i...! am...! coming over...! right now...!

AP: -- apeckzPredator [AP] i§ an idle chum! -- ~~>

ANANYA: -she's struggling along, breathing a bit heavily and looking PRETTY FUCKING PISSED OFF at her communicator.-

DURGAH: *§he'§ not how to feel. §he'd been with Gallen for a bit, but that... Yeah §he'§ ju§t feeling tired. Emotion§ happen §o much, and §he wi§he§ they ju§t didn't. §he'§ §huffling through the vent§ to maybe go §ee one of her parent§, to ju§t hide out in their §afe arm§ for a while. §he'§ §huffling, but come§ to a halt by a grate. There'§ Ananya ju§t below, and §he look§... §o angry? Ananya pa§§e§ by,

DURGAH: nd §he open§ the grate quickly before §he can walk too far off.* ah...~~> *Mrgh. §he rai§e§ her voice.* ANANYA???~~>

ANANYA: -she turns her head at the voice and sees durgah- oh...! there you are...! -her expression softens a bit-

DURGAH: *§he'§ peeking her head out of the vent, but duck§ it back in§ide when Ananya §potted her.*~~>

ANANYA: wait...!

DURGAH: *§he'§ not §ure §he'§ up for more §ocial interaction today, but'§ it'§ ANANYA... §he §tick§ her head back out, he§itant.* ~~>

DURGAH: ARE YOU UH.~~>

DURGAH: ARE YOU OKAY???~~>

ANANYA: i was...! looking for you...! and RULEUS...! IS...! BEING...! A BIG...! JERK...!

DURGAH: OH.~~>

DURGAH: *Look§ off to the §ide.* ~~>

DURGAH: he doe§ that.~~> *Flatly.*~~>

ANANYA: i don't...! NEED...! A TANK...! -wheezing-

DURGAH: *The wheezing i§ concerning, and §he crawl§ more out, palm§ again§t the wall a§ §he lean§ on out.* ANANYA! I THINK YOU §HOULD TRY §ITTING DOWN. AND TAKE A FEW BREATH§!!! ~~>

DURGAH: I CAN DO IT WITH YOU!~~>

ANANYA: i'm okay...! i'm...! I'M FINE...!

DURGAH: *Mmmmmmgh. §he withdraw§ into the vent §o ju§t her head i§ out again.* okay.~~> *Keep§ her eye§ on Ananya though.* ~~>

ANANYA: -she sits against the wall suddenly, looking defeated and getting her inhaler out-

ANANYA: i'm not...! fine...! D:

DURGAH: *At that §he crawl§ on out of the vent, jumping to the floor. §he'§ ten§e, looking to both §ide§ of the hall before approaching. §he crouche§ in front of Ananya.* DEEP BREATH§ ANANYA! IT'§ OKAY.~~>

ANANYA: -she uses her inhaler skillfully while still looking at her communicator-

DURGAH: *Furrow§ her brow§, looking at her.* I§ HE UHM.~~>

DURGAH: REALLY BEING THAT TERRIBLE???~~>

ANANYA: i am...! really...! mad at him...!

ANANYA: he wanted me...! to use...! an oxygen tank...! to come see you...! but i didn't need to...!

ANANYA: it only...! mattered...! when i tried to see you last time...! but never made it there...! because i...!

ANANYA: it's just...!

ANANYA: it's just another thing...!

ANANYA: that i can't handle...!

DURGAH: *Look§ off again.* YEAH... HE ALWAY§ THINK§ HE KNOW§ WHAT'§ BE§T FOR EVERYONE.~~> *§igh§ through her no§e, then quickly turn§ her attention back on Ananya, eye§ big.* WHAT???~~>

DURGAH: YOU CAME TO §EE ME???~~>

ANANYA: yeah...! i...! this is the second time i've tried...!

DURGAH: *§he feel§ a pang of guilt. If §he had ju§t been around then it would have been ea§ier to find her ,and thu§ not have Ananya feel like §he failed. §he §hake§ her head.* NOT TRIED!!! BECAU§E YOU DID IT! YOU FOUND ME!!!~~>

ANANYA: i didn't...! make it to your room...! both times...!

ANANYA: ruleus carried me back...! to my room...! last time...!

DURGAH: BUT!!! YOU'VE MADE IT TO MY ROOM BEFORE!!! §O!!! JU§T BECAU§E YOU COUDLN'T THO§E TIME§. DON'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN'T DO IT AT ALL!~~>

ANANYA: what if i...? can't do it anymore...?

ANANYA: all i want is to...! tell you to...! come back to the memos...!

ANANYA: and hang out with you...!

DURGAH: oh.~~> *§ay§ it dumbly, looking off again. §he rub§ at her arm.* I UH. I'LL COME BACK TO THEM. EVENTUALLY!~~>

DURGAH: I CAN HANG WITH YOU!!! ~~>

DURGAH: BUT I DON'T...~~> *Look§ at the ground, §hrug.* ~~>

DURGAH: don't wanna be in the memo§. right now.~~>

ANANYA: i figured...! -she sighs- but i just...! wanted to make sure...!

DURGAH: *Rub§ more on her arm, not meeting her eye.* yeah...~~>

ANANYA: i miss seeing you...!

DURGAH: *Bite§ on her lip, nodding.* ye§. i'm §orry. i've uh.~~>

DURGAH: *Quickly look§ back to her.* ~~>

DURGAH: JU§T BEEN WORKING OUT A LOT! AND §TUFF!~~>

DURGAH: BUT I CAN HANG WITH YOU! AND §EE YOU!!!~~>

DURGAH: IF YOU WANT!~~>

ANANYA: i would like that...! still...!

ANANYA: even if you are not...! in the memos...!

DURGAH: *Force§ a §mile.* YEAH!!! uhm! i'll be back eventually! i ju§t..??? ~~> *§he ha§ no idea how to word thi§ to minimalize any worry or §tre§§...Hhh.* ~~>

DURGAH: i'm ju§t a little out of it!!! maybe getting §ick??? yeah!~~>

ANANYA: i know...! it probably has to do...! with what we talked about before...! and that's okay...!

DURGAH: *More arm rub§, looking §heepi§h.* okay.~~>

DURGAH: uhhhm.~~>

DURGAH: are you talking to people now??? or ju§t ruleu§???~~>

ANANYA: i am talking to...! everyone...!

ANANYA: i feel bad...! about how i reacted...!

DURGAH: *Claw§ on her arm.* could you tell them that uhm. i'm ok. but i ju§t don't want to be in the memo§. becau§e i'm...~~> *Trail§ off.* i ju§t don't want to be, right now! but it'§ ok!~~>

DURGAH: and you §houldn't feel bad!!! ~~>

DURGAH: EMOTION§ HAPPEN§!!!~~> *§he §ay§ firmly, echoing what Gallen told her.*~~>

ANANYA: yes...! i will tell them...!

ANANYA: right now...!

DURGAH: *Crack§ a §mall §mile.* THANK§ ANANYA.~~>

ANANYA: dove says...! she is going to draw your fursona...! again...!

DURGAH: OH.~~>

DURGAH: EHEH...~~>

DURGAH: §HE BETTER NOT FORGET HER AB§, THEN!~~> *§mall laugh, and §he §coot§ §o §he can lean on Ananya a little.*~~>

ANANYA: -she leans her head against durgah's and smiles, responding on her communicator- ok...!

ANANYA: dove says...!

ANANYA: how the fuck...? could i...?

ANANYA: diamonds are...! furever...!

DURGAH: *Nuzzle§ her face again§t Ananya'§ §houlder, huffing a laugh.* EHEH..! GOOD!~~>

ANANYA: just know...! you are missed...!

DURGAH: *§ome more nuzzle§.* ...i know.~~> *§mall content §igh, then pull§ away.* DID YOU WANT TO COME TO MY BLOCK? WE CAN GO TOGETHER!~~>

ANANYA: -she nods- if that's okay with you...!

DURGAH: *Not really, §ince §he i§ feeling pretty emotionally drained, but §he grin§ and nod§ anyway.* YEAH! I WOULDN'T OFFER OTHERWI§E, DUH!~~> ~~>

ANANYA: -she stands to her feet and takes a deep breath- oh...! right...! okay...!

DURGAH: *§he §tand§ too, offering a hand.* YOU READY TO GO???~~>

ANANYA: -she takes her hand and squeezes it- i am...! let's go...!

DURGAH: *§mile§ and hold§ her hand tight.* OKAY! THEN HERE WE GO!~~> *§tart§ walking, careful not to run. Not that §he ha§ the energy to right now anyway.*~~>

[biotechniczeal]

CBZ RIGHT NOW opened memo on board CODENAME TROLLS NEXT DOOR.

CBZ: OM NOM NOM CHEEZ-ITZ.

CURRENT choriocytosicInquisitor [CCI] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCI: STR!DER. The memo hasn't even begun!!! Ch!ll yoursel?.

CBZ: >8)

CBZ: i'm juzt enjoying zome MAD ZNACKZ beforehand.

CCI made AP an OP.

CCI made BZ an OP.

CCI made BE an OP.

CCI made SP an OP.

CCI: Yes, yes. Nobody !s surpr!sed by th!s revelat!on. NO ONE.

CURRENT apeckzPredator [CAP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAP: I WANT §OME MAD §NACK§!!! NOBODY MENTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT MAD §NACK§.~~>

CCI: That !s because there AREN'T ANY.

CAP: BUT CITRIN §AID HE HAD §OME!!!~~>

CAP: §O OBVIOU§LY THEY EXI§T!!!~~>

CBZ: yeah, they exizt in my pozzezzion.

CURRENT synthonicPlumage [CSP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CSP: wait what snacks

CCI: He m!ght possess them but !t's not l!kely that he w!ll SHARE THEM. The greedy s!r that he !S.

CAP: HE WON'T!?~~>

CBZ: cheez-itz, bro!!

CBZ: >80

CSP: dude

CBZ: hey, i zhared my applez with you.

CAP: NOT EVEN IF §OMEONE WERE TO §NATCH THEM AWAY, WHEN HE WA§ TOO BU§Y LOOKING AT THE MEME§ TO PAY ATTENTION???~~>

CSP: hook me up

CCI: Hello M!ss Str!der!!! Lovely o? you to show up.

CAP: A HUNTER MIGHT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT, YOU KNOW!~~>

CCI: HUSH UP, YOU. WE AREN'T TALK!NG ABOUT ME.

CSP: B)

CBZ: lol.

CSP: who are we talkin about

CBZ: meeee! >8)

CAP: CITRIN AND HI§ NOT §HARING OF §NACK§!~~>

CSP: o rite

CSP: dishin shit at the c-man

CCI: S!r Str!deasy, yes. Glub.

CBZ: nobody even AZKED if they could have any!!

CSP: i did

CSP: that makes me

CSP: the prime candidate

CBZ:

CBZ: wait.

CBZ: why'd i do that.

CSP: omg

CBZ: you zet it up like a pun!!

CCI: ! cannot bel!eve ! am be!ng subject to w!tness th!s.

CSP: your face is a pun

CBZ: your MOM iz a pun.

CSP: oh hell naw

CSP: we gon fite

CAP: BLUHHHHH BUBBLEBUD YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT THI§ MEMO §TARTED!!!~~>

CBZ: becauze punz are AWEZOME and EVERYONE LOVEZ THEM.

CBZ: haha gotcha!!

CAP: YOU §HOULD HAVE EXPECTED WITNE§§ING THI§!!~~>

CAP: PUN§ ARE PAW§ITIVELY AWE§OME >:33 ~~>

CSP: sneak compliment.......

CURRENT boreisticEcstasiate [CBE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CBE: that mmmmeans snacks for the v-viewers then huh?

CCI: ?r!ends! And ! d!d so w!thout the !ntent!on o? cross!ng ARMED WORDS l!ke so! Hope?ully th!s all stays hypothet!cal.

CBE: of puns and pwnnnage

CSP: now were talkin about crossing swords

CBZ: yeah, durgadurg knowz what'z up.

CSP: what kinda memo is this

CBZ: omg.

CBZ: zwordz you zay??

CSP: (dont drop that durgadurg)

CAP: I KNOW WHAT I§ UP IN EVERY DIRECTION!!! YEAH!!!~~>

CSP: (ayyyy)

CCI: Here we glubb!ng go.

CBZ: >B)

CBZ: guyz, i didn't mean to inztill zo much unrezt over ZNACKZ.

CSP: (ye he did)

CBZ: maybe a lil.

CBZ: but!!

CBE: :O

CAP: BUTT???~~>

CSP: butt

CBZ: eheheheh.

CAP: EHEHEEHEEH!~~>

CSP: lol

CBZ: rulez obviouzly gathered uz here for zomefin.

CBZ: >;)

CCI: ATTENT!ON. !? Str!der !s go!ng to be shar!ng snacks, he w!ll be shar!ng w!th EVERYBODY and not chose ?avor!tes!

CCI: OR PROBLEMAT!C ?AVEZ OR HOWEVER THE L!NGO GOES.

CBZ: >80

CBZ: you're my problematic fave, dude.

CCI: And so the law was spoken and so !t was EN?ORCED. HUZZAH.

CAP: YOUR BUTT I§ PROBLEMATIC.~~>

CAP: EHEHHEHE.~~>

CBZ: nice. >B)

CBE: damn, condolences

CCI: !ncred!ble. S!mply ASTOUND!NG.

CSP: we should give it a funeral

CAP: IT I§ OUT§TANDING HOW PROBLEMATIC IT I§, YE§!!!~~>

CBZ: rip in peace.

CBE: asst-tonding

CBZ: eheheheh.

CAP: EHEHEH!!!~~>

CBZ: lololol.

CSP: oh my god

CCI: O? regrets, ! have MANY. ! w!ll beg!n my eulogy post-haste.

CAP: YOU §HOULD DO MORE §QUAT§, DUDE!!! ~~>

CAP: MAKE THAT BUTT LE§§ PROBLEMATIC!!!~~>

CAP: WORK THO§E GLUTE§!!!~~>

CSP: pop that bubblegum

CBZ: yeah!! make thoze bunz more azzthetically pleazing. >8)

CCI: !s !t MY POSTER!OR that's bee!ng d!scussed???

CCI: BE!NG.

CCI: NO.

CSP: lmao

CBZ: (beeing.)

CSP: that was definitely a bee

CBZ: >;)

CBE: all tips mmman, yogas the shit

CBE: i recommend

CAP: YOGA?! BUT THAT I§ JU§T GREETING THE §UN AND §TUFF???~~>

CAP: YOU DON'T EVEN ROUNDHOU§E THING§!!!~~>

CCI: !'m back.

CSP: ..

CSP: from where

CAP: DID YOU WORK YOUR GLUTE§?~~>

CBZ: 8)

CCI: NO PLACE. !T'S NOT !MPORTANT.

CAP: DID CITRIN WORK YOUR GLUTE§????~~>

CBZ: >;)

CAP: CITRIN WORKED YOUR GLUTE§!!!~~>

CSP: he beez in that trap

CCI banned CAP from responding to memo.

CSP: omfg

CBZ: i got hiz glutez a FULL TIME JOB!!

CBZ: omg.

CSP: you

CSP: capped the cap

CBZ: bro.

CCI: SO HELP ME, ! W!LL GO MAD W!TH POWER.

CBZ: not cool. >80

CSP: you already gone

CBE: all good vibes man its ch-chill

CBZ made AP an OP.

CBZ: >8)

CCI: My v!bes are exceed!ngly ch!ll, my ?r!ends.

CSP: uhhhh

CURRENT apeckzPredator [CAP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAP: YEAH RIGHT!!!~~>

CSP: huh

CAP: THANK§ CITRIN. AT LEA§T YOU KNOW HOW TO KEEP YOUR JIMMIE§ §TILL!!!~~>

CBZ: damn right i do.

CBE: who jimmie :U

CCI: MY J!MM!ES ARE ST!LLED L!KE THE MORN!NG T!DE.

CBZ: eheheheh.

CAP: JIMMIE§ ARE LIKE??? THE THING§ THAT GET RU§TLED WHEN YOUR EMOTION§ GET ALL JACKED!!!~~>

CSP: run

CBZ: lol.

CSP: here comes jimmy

CBE: ..... why they jimmie

CAP: BECAU§E!!!~~>

CAP: YOUR EMOTION§ GET ALL WOBBLY AND JIMMY MOVING!!!~~>

CAP: FROM HAVING MA§§IVE BEEF§ ABOUT §TUFF!~~>

CCI: Yes, expla!n !t, Durgah. !'m sure you'll get some place some where SOME T!ME.

CBZ: (rulez likez to get mazzive beef.)

CSP: (oh shit)

CBE: nah dont have a beef with jimmie(y) uh shit i dont th-think

CBE: were good

CAP: BUT WE WEREN'T TALKING ABOUT YOUR JIMMIE§!!! YOUR JIMMIE§ AREN'T RU§TLED, GALLEN!~~>

CAP: YOUR JIMMIE§ ARE AT PEACE!~~>

CAP: RULEU§' JIMMIE§ ON THE OTHER HAND!!!~~>

CBE: ...yeah :) oh... :(

CCI: St!lled. As the. Glubb!ng. MORN!NG T!DE.

CSP: (may your jimmies go in peace)

CBZ: literally rofling.

CBE: r-ru im sorry about your jimmie(y) mmman

CBZ: my cheez-itz are EVERYWHERE.

CSP: ruru

CSP: ?????

CBZ: ruuuuruuuuu

CAP: NOOOOO!!! YOU WERE GONNA §HARE THO§E!!!~~>

CSP: rrruuuuuurrrrrruu

CBZ: RRRRRUUUUURRRUUUU.

CSP: RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUU

CBE: were jimmies the cheezits??

CAP: THE JIMMIE§ ARE IN§IDE OF YOU!!!~~>

CSP: oh my god

CAP: LIKE EMOTIONAL JUNK.~~>

CCI: !t !s qu!te alr!ght, Hubard. Hum!l!ty !s a qual!ty L!TTLE APPREC!ATED !n th!s t!me and age.

CSP: this is just gettin worse

CSP: jimmy aint inside you

CBE: .... :?

CBZ: lololol.

CCI: Th!s !s a scrod-?orsaken wreckage.

CBZ: a zhip wreck even.

CAP: YE§ THEY ARE??? THEY ARE EMOTIONAL BIT§ THAT GET§ ALL FURRKING JINGLE JANGLED WHEN YOU'RE MAD ABOUT THING§!~~>

CBZ:

CCI: THERE !S NO WAY TO EXPLA!N A MEME. !T S!MLY. !S.

CCI: LEAVE !T AT THAT DURGAH.

CSP: fuck

CAP: YEAH!!! §EE???~~>

CAP: I WA§ RIGHT!!!~~>

CSP: so what youre sayin is

CSP: jimmys inside you jangling your bits

CCI: Don't th!nk ! d!dn't see that pun, S!r Str!der.

CBE: its ok dd-dur ima, let jimmie rest thanks tho ssis

CAP: YE§!!! ALL THE EMOTIONAL BIT§.~~>

CSP: i c

CBZ: i wanted you to zee it.

CAP: I AM RE§TING MY JIMMIE§!!!~~>

CAP: MINE ARE NOT THE JIMMIE§ THAT ARE REQUIRING OF THE §LEEPING!!!~~>

CBE: hell yeah

CCI: >:|

CAP: YEAH!!!~~>

CSP: yep

CBZ: ye.

CSP: that was a conversation that got had

CAP: :33~~>

CCI: ! can't bel!eve ! de?!ed my mother's bed t!me schedule ?or th!s nonsense. ! can't bel!eve ! truely though th!s was a GOOD !DEA.

CBE: yo

CBZ: eheheh you have a bed time.

CCI: NO. Well, yes. As do we all, r!ght?

CSP: bruh you got schooled into bed last night

CBZ: >8(

CBZ: nuh uh...

CCI: ! am under probat!on. Yes.

CAP: I DON'T HAVE NO BEDTIME!!! ~~>

CAP: NOTHING CAN TAME ME!!!~~>

CCI: Yeah but no one !s talk!ng to you e!ther, Sano?!. So???

CCI: ??????????????

CAP: YOU §AID "ALL" YOU DINGLE!!!~~>

CBZ: don't be a dick, be a dude.

CAP: THAT INCLUDE§ ME!!!~~>

CAP: §O??? ? ??~~>

CBZ: hey.

CBZ: who wantz to zee a vid of me and rulez?

CSP: yes

CAP: ARE YOU THROWING THING§ AT HIM???~~>

CAP: BECAU§E YE§.~~>

CBZ: not thiz time.

CCI: Okay. Adm!ttedly, !'m just salty over my los!ng streak yesterday.

CBZ: >;P

CCI: ! W!LL ADM!T MY DE?EAT. TH!S T!ME.

CCI: >:(

CBZ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txuWGoZF3ew

CAP: >:33~~>

CCI: Th!s better not be another meme.

CSP: uh

CSP: dang

CBZ: RULEUZ YOU ZON OF A BITCH.

CSP: u been workin out

CBZ: >8)

CAP: I CAN'T §EE YOU IN THI§???~~>

CSP: flex ZONE

CAP: THO§E GUY§ KNOW§ HOW TO WORK THEIR BICEP§ THOUGH!!!~~>

CBZ: lololol no wait.

CBZ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgPwXlTRuHs

CAP: :OO !!!~~>

CSP: this shit is like 2 minutes long

CBZ: yez.

CSP: oh my god

CCI: THE APPLEZ ARE M!SS!NG THOUGH.

CBZ: needz more applez.

CAP: I WILL HAND§HAKE LIKE THI§ ONE DAY!!!~~>

CCI: But otherw!se, ! can de?!n!tely attest to the accuracy o? th!s exchance.

CAP: HI§§!!! I'M §O PUMPED!!!!~~>

CBZ: >8)

CCI: BROSHAKE STR!DER!!! :D

CSP: u might even call it

CSP: a mandshake

CBZ:

CCI: An excellent use o? punnage, M!ss Str!der! ! ?eel mysel? calm!ng ALREADY.

CSP: B)

CSP: no prob bromigo

CCI: ! want to make a ?ormal apology to any aggress!on ! m!ght have d!splayed earl!er. !t was very uncouth o? me.

CBZ: it'z cool.

CBZ: it waz funny. >8)

CCI: ! don't know what came over me!

CAP: YOUR JIMMIE§ CAME.~~>

CSP: ........

CBZ: ...

CAP: I§ WHAT HAPPENED, PRETTY MUCH!!!~~>

CBZ: LMAO.

CCI: Oh, r!ght. Now ! remember.

CSP: i need to stand up and sit down again

CCI banned CAP from responding to memo.

CBZ: BRO.

CSP: omfg

CBZ: HAHAHA.

CBZ: eheheheheheh.

CCI: A SL!P O? THE HAND.

CBZ: lolololol.

CBZ: zuuuure.

CURRENT apeckzPredator [CAP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAP: HI§§§§§§§§!!!~~>

CAP: WHAT FUCKING GIVE§???????~~>

CSP: i think you made his jimmies come again

CBZ: ZTOP omg.

CBE: aww shit w-we good sis it was a accident

CCI: Dove! Not you too!

CAP: I'M GONNA KEEP DOING IT TOO!!! §INCE HE I§ BEING §UCH A MA§§IVE BUTT!!!!~~>

CAP: IT'§ NOT EVEN A GOOD MA§§IVE BUTT!!!!~~>

CCI: THE BUTTHEAD !S YOU, M!SS.

CSP: im just statin semi relevant facts

CCI: !. NEED. WATER.

CAP: HI§§§§§§§!!! YEAH!!! TAKE A COLD §HOWER OR §OMETHING!!!~~>

CCI: ! W!LL RETURN.

CAP: TO §OOTHE YOUR BURNED BUTT AND AL§O JIMMIE§!!!~~>

CSP: ok when he gets back nobody talk about jimmy anymore

CBE: i dont even knnnnow who the motherfucker is man

CSP: they clearly dont have a good relationship with one anotehr

CAP: CLEARLY!!!~~>

CAP: HI§§...~~>

CBE: none hiss sis all jests gone t-too far on the envellope of association

CCI: ! would l!ke to make a publ!c announcement. Hubard !s now my new ?avor!te brom!go. !'m sorry C!tr!n.

CBZ: ...

CBZ: 8(

CBZ: i thought what we had waz ZPECIAAAAL!!

CCI: !T WAS SPLASH!NG WH!LE !T LASTED, MY DUDE.

CAP: THERE I§ NOTHING WRONG WITH A GOOD HI§§!!!~~>

CBZ: i wazted all my good punz and applez on you.

CCI: Oh Durgah. You're st!ll here.

CAP: DID YOU INVITE ALL OF U§ TO WATCH YOU BRO BREAK UP WITH YOUR DUDE???~~>

CBZ: we're getting a dudevorce!!

CAP: THAT'§ REALLY COLD!!!~~>

CBE: :'(

CCI: ?!NE. BUT !'M KEEP!NG THE GAM!NG CONSOLE.

CSP: oh shit harsh

CBZ: >80

CBZ: you've gone too far, bruh.

CSP: i now pronounce you

CSP: brover

CCI: Hahahaha! ! only JEST. ! could never break the bond o? bros! :D

CBE: ....

CCI: !T S!MPLY EX!STS AS !T !S.

CSP: well what the fuck am i gonna do with this pun now

CBE: who the ff-f-fUCK is brover yo

CBE: damn im just

CSP: shhh it ok

CCI: WE ARE BACK DUDEGETHER?? EVEN???

CCI: Ah, that m!ght have been a b!t ?ar-?etched.

CSP: lil bit

CBZ: the brobation haz ended.

CCI: Z!NG.

CBZ: >8)

CCI: :D

CCI: Okay. ! bel!eve ! am back on track aga!n.

CSP: what were we doing to begin with

CBZ: oh yeah.

CBZ: waz there a purpoze to thiz before we got hella derailed?

CBZ: by the cheez-itz that now litter my floor.

CSP: rip sweet babies

CCI: PERHAPS. Now ! am not sure !t matters anymore.

CBZ: aw what.

CCI: Oh come on, Str!der. You have ps!on!cs. P!ck them up!

CCI: Also eat them. As a dare.

CBZ: a dare you zay??

CSP: oh here we go

CCI: A DARE SAYS !.

CBZ: you darezay.

CBZ: a dare.

CSP: man step up the dare this is weaksauce

CCI: A DARE, DARE. MY BRO.

CCI: DOUBLE DOG DARE!!!

CSP: i cant believe i just said weaksauce

CBZ: yeah how weakzauce iz that?

CSP: a legit thing i just said

CSP: wow

CSP: anyway

CBZ: DOUBLE DOGG.

CBZ: YEAH DOGG.

CSP: fuck

CCI: VERY WELL. On request ?or the lovely madam Str!der, we up the stakes.

CCI: But to what, ! wonder???

CSP: (lovely)

CSP: (im preenin)

CSP: he COULD

CBZ: (i read that az peening.)

CSP: proojfrkfm

CAP: NOT BE ALLOWED TO MEME!!!~~>

CAP: FOR A WEEK!!!~~>

CCI: HUSH, DURGAH.

CBZ: >80

CSP: he could

CSP: pour hotsauce into a bowl

CSP: and use the cheezits

CAP: HU§H YOUR BUTT!!!~~>

CSP: as soup crackers

CSP: ayyyyy

CCI: We are talk!ng !n relat!on to h!s CHEEZ!TS not pun!shments o? the cruel and unusual!

CCI: Have mercy, woman.

CAP: WELL HOW WOULD I KNOW????~~>

CAP: I WA§N'T PAYING ATTENTION!!!!~~>

CCI: Well next t!me, DO.

CAP: BLUH!!!~~>

CBZ: well, i've got the hotzauce.

CSP: yyyeeessssss

CCI: Oh my. ! hope you're record!ng th!s, Str!der.

CBZ: of courze. >8)

CCI: :D

CSP: you better get some milk

CAP: WHAT KIND OF HOT§AUCE I§ IT???~~>

CAP: WEENIE HUT??? OR §UPER WEENIE HUT????~~>

CSP: i dont want to deal with your disASSter

CCI: Haha, my !ns!des are churn!ng as we SPEAK. Th!s !s such good ?un.

CBZ: it'z only the mozt X-TREME hot zauce.

CBZ: what do you take me for??

CBZ: anywayz, here i go.

CBZ: zchlorp zchlorp.

CSP: lmfao

CAP: >:OO !!!~~>

CSP: necessary sound effects

CBZ: totally.

CBE: i got fffruit loops, yall made me hungry

CBZ: oh.

CBE: whats he soundin

CBZ: oh my fuck.

CAP: DID YOU PUT HOT §AUCE ON IT TOO??? THE LOOP§???~~>

CBZ: ARRRGGGHHH!!

CSP: hes sounding the sound of him about to lose his ass

CCI: STR!DER. D:

CSP: from a buttsplosion

CCI: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

CBE: oh dang :C

CSP: we knew it well

CSP: some more than most

CCI: WHAT HAVE ! DONE!

CSP: (u know who u r)

CAP: THEY CAN PROBABLY REBUILD HI§ BUTT!!!~~>

CAP: ROBOT BUTT§ ARE COOL ANYWAY!!!~~>

CSP: do we

CSP: have the technology

CAP: DAD HA§ ONE, §O OBVIOU§LY WE DO!!!~~>

CAP: DU'H!!!!~~>

CCI: SURELY WE DO. ! CAN DRAW UP SCEMAT!CS AS WE SPEAK.

CBZ: WE'RE NOT BUILDING ME A ROBOT BUTT!!

CSP: oh my fuck

CBE: does he do yyoga

CBZ: RULEZ...

CAP: THE BUTT???~~>

-- CURRENT choriocytosicInquisitor [CCI] sent file NEW AND IMPROVED.jpg --

CCI: BEHOLD!!!

CAP: THE BUTT CAN'T DO YOGA ON IT'§ OWN???~~>

CBZ: ...

CBZ: that waz fazt.

CSP: incredible

CBZ: are you zure you juzt don't have drawingz of my azz laying around??

CBZ: (becauze you would.)

CSP: hmmmmmmmmmmmm

CAP: HE PROBABLY DOE§!!!~~>

CAP: BECAU§E HE FIND§ YOU ENDEARING!!!~~>

CAP: I MEAN!!!~~>

CBE: its good to have references man

CBZ: >80

CAP: NO!!! HE DIND'T §AY THAT!!!~~>

CBZ: bro...

CAP: i ju§t meant that it wa§ a thing that maybe...~~>

CCI: ! have draw!ng and mark!ngs o? measurements o? EVERYONE O? MY DEAR ?R!END'S appendages and body structures! :D

CAP: NO HE DIDN'T!~~>

CSP: oh

CBZ: ...

CAP: WHAT.~~>

CCI: And yes! !t's completely true!

CBZ: lol.

CBZ: you're the bezt.

CBZ: thiz iz why you're my problematic fave.

CCI: YES ! AM AWARE!!!

CBE: ru i could g-ggive you more body structures

CSP: do not

CCI: That sounds to be a splend!d !dea, Hubard!

CAP: I§ THI§ MEMO FOR GETTING BODIE§???~~>

CSP: yall

CBE: :D

CCI: :D!!!

CBZ: ok thiz iz taking a weird turn.

CAP: YOU'RE GRO§§!!!~~>

CAP: WHY WOULD YOU WANNA TAKE MEA§UREMENT§ OF PEOPLE'§ BODIE§???~~>

CAP: THAT'§ JU§T CREEPY!!!~~>

CAP: X((~~>

CCI: !t's ?or SC!ENCE, dear Durgah. Why else would !t even matter???

CSP: science

CSP: a broad term

CBE: annatomical accuracies for the dr-draws

CAP: DOVE I§ RIGHT!!! IT'§ TOO BROAD.~~>

CSP: (like ur ass)

CSP: (bad um TSH)

CAP: >:OO !!!~~>

CSP: see how i brought that all full circle

CCI: Alr!ght. Who's buttocks are we talk!ng about TH!S T!ME.

CCI: !'m hav!ng a hard t!me ?!gur!ng !t out.

CCI: !T CHANGES SO SUDDENLY.

CSP: now we can move on from this discussion

CSP: loop closed

CCI: And ! st!ll have no answer. Phooey. :(

CSP: the real question is

CSP: hows juicy fruit feelin right now

CBZ: dead.

CBZ: i brb'd.

CSP: i thought so

CBZ: becauze.

CBZ: my azz.

CBZ: iz on.

CBZ: fire.

CCI: AND THUS. Str!der d!ed as he l!ved.

CBE: you got ice bro?

CSP: with a flamin ass?

CBZ: >;)

CSP: gdi

CCI: HAHAHA.

CAP: THI§ I§ JU§T LIKE THE BOOK§!!! A §ONG OF ICE AND FIRE, EXCEPT THE §ONG I§ ABOUT BUTT§???~~>

CSP: oh my fuck

CBZ: plz.

CAP: THERE WERE BUTT§ IN THE BOOK§ TOO THOUGH!!!~~>

CSP: a song of butts and fire'

CAP: YE§! :33 ~~>

CCI: !'m not sure anyone wants to hear the l!terary tales o? debauchery you !ndulge !n, Durgah.

CSP: it has flamin asses tho

CSP: probably flamin ass monsters

CBZ: i'm kind of interezted in the debauchery.

CBZ: ngl.

CSP: (oh same)

CBZ: >8)

CAP: I CAN LEND YOU THE BOOK§!!! THOUGH UH.~~>

CAP: IT'§ NOT MEANT FOR THE AGE GROUP, THAT WE ARE IN???~~>

CAP: I THINK!!!~~>

CBZ: idgaf.

CSP: idfwu

CBZ: idfwu.

CBZ: gdi/.

CBZ: fdjdkzf.

CSP: FUCK

CBZ: YOU LIL ZTUPID AZZ BITCH.

CSP: I AINT FUCKIN WITH YOOUUU!!!

CAP: I CAN GET THEM!!! I'LL §NIFF THEM OUT FOR YOU!!!~~>

CAP: MAYBE THE ONE MANGA TOO???~~>

CAP: IT'§ REALLY WEIRD!!!~~>

CBZ: >80

CBZ: manga you zay?

CAP: YEAH!!!~~>

CAP: IT'§ ABOUT §IGNLE§§ AND HI§ QUE§T??? IT'§ KINDA BORING THOUGH!~~>

CCI: What k!nd o? ?!ct!on are you READ!NG, Durgah???

CCI: Are your patrons go!ng to hear about th!s because at th!s po!nt, THEY M!GHT.

CAP: THEY WERE JU§T WRE§TLING??? IT WA§ REALLY DUMB!!!~~>

CAP: NO!!!~~>

CAP: THEY MIGHT NOTHING!!!~~>

CCI: Are you a BETT!NG K!ND O? GAL, M!ss Sano?!?

CAP: NOOOOOOO!!!! §TOP!!!~~>

CAP: HI§§!!!!!~~>

CBZ: zano?!

CAP: YOU'RE A CYBERBULLY!!!~~>

CCI: HAH. ! THOUGHT SO.

CBZ: lolol.

CCI: So !t's a wrestl!ng com!c??????

CCI: Color me !ntr!gued!

CAP: YE§!!! THEY WRE§TLE A LOT.~~>

CAP: BUT IT'§ §O BORING BECAU§E IT ALL JU§T END§ THE §AME!!!~~>

CBZ: hmmmmm!!

CSP: color me

CSP: also intrigued

CCI: Perhaps !t w!ll show me a th!ng or two on !MPROV!NG TECHN!QUES. >:O

CAP: §IGNLE§§ ALWAY§ LO§E§ AND §CREAM§ ABOUT IT??? WITH §PARKLE§ AND RO§E§ AND JUNK!!!~~>

CBZ: ...

CBZ: zend thiz to me.

CBZ: right now.

CAP: OKAY!!!~~>

CCI: Do you have any !dea what !t all means, Str!der???

CAP: I CAN §END IT TO EVERYONE! §O YOU CAN ALL §EE HOW DUMB IT I§!!!~~>

CCI: YOU W!LL !N?ORM ME AT ONCE. ?OR SC!ENCE.

-- CURRENT apeckzPredator [CAP] sent signlessquest.pdf --

CBZ: >8)

CCI: >:O

CSP: B)

CBZ: let'z zee here...

CBZ: nice.

CBZ: nice nice.

CBZ: nice nice nice!!

CBZ: niiiiiiwHAT THE FUCK.

CSP: nice.jpg

CAP: THEY ARE REALLY BAD AT WRE§TLING, HONE§TLY!!!~~>

CCI: CR!M!NY AM ! LOOK!NG AT WHAT ! TH!NK ! AM.

CCI: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAP: THAT'§ WHAT I §AID!!!~~>

CCI: TH!S !S UPSETT!NG.

CCI: ! AM UPSET.

CBZ: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THIZ BONUZ PART!!

CAP: RIGHT??? RIGHT??? THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE PROPER WRE§TLING ATTIRE!!!~~>

CBE: asegtfggyuhil90op0

CAP: IT'§ JU§T MORE WRE§TLING???~~>

CAP: EVEN THE BONU§ BIT!!!~~>

CBZ: NOOOOO DURGAH!!

CBZ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

CBE: shit, i spilt mmmilk on my keyboard

CAP: HI§§...???~~>

CCI: SPEAK TO ME STR!DER.

CAP: I DIDN'T KNOW EVERYONE WA§ §O PA§§IONATE ABOUT WRE§TLING!~~>

CSP: well

CAP: EHEHE!!~~>

CSP: alright

CSP: that was

CSP: a thing

CBE: :?

CBZ: i've pazzed on.

CBZ: my zoul haz left my body.

CBZ: thiz iz it.

CAP: WHY???~~>

CBZ: thiz iz how it really endz.

CSP: first his ass now his soul

CBE: oh thats not wrestling sssister

CBZ: goodbye everyone.

CSP: what the fuck have u done

CAP: I§N'T IT???~~>

CSP: slash me

CAP: BUT THEY ARE PINNING EACH OTHER!!!~~>

CBE: nnn-nah

CCI: :(

CSP: theyre jimmying each others jangly bits

CBZ: fdkjdfzkjfzdkjfdz.

CAP: WHAT???~~>

CAP: BUT THEY §EEM HAPPY ABOUT THE WRE§TLING???~~>

CAP: §O WHY WOULD THEIR JIMMIE§ BE JANGLED???~~>

CSP: im just gonna hand this off to someone else

CSP: lets get a scientific perspective on this

CBE: i dont knnow what jimmie doing in here

CBE: wait

CBE: are they in here???

CBE: who

CCI: DURGAH.

CCI: WHAT YOU HAVE SHARED W!TH US, WHAT YOU HAVE BURNED OUR OCULAR ORBS W!TH.

CAP: I WA§ PRETTY UP§ET ABOUT THE BAD PORTRAYAL OF WRE§TLING TOO!!!~~>

CAP: YOU GUY§ ARE BEING REALLY WEIRD ABOUT IT THOUGH.~~>

CAP: LIKE!!!~~>

CBE: whos jjimmie though?

CAP: REALLY WEIRD!!!~~>

CBE: alls i see is my ppp-pops pailin the littler dude from the cover

CCI: NO!!!! TH!S !S NOT WRESTL!NG. UNDERSTAND THAT !T'S PORNOGRAPHY AND !T !S NOT ***OKAY.***

CBZ: YELLZ.

CSP: thats a thing

CCI: THESE ARE PEOPLE WE KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CCI: !M UPSET.

CAP: PAILING???~~>

CAP: WHAT????~~>

CBZ: YEAH DOGG!!

CAP: NO!!!~~>

CBE: i nnnnno?

CBE: no??

CAP: IT'§ NOT PAILING IT'§ WRE§TLING!!! NONONO!!!~~>

CBE: or yeah

CAP: N O!!!~~>

CBZ: yez.

CBE: wait

CAP: NOOOOOOOO!!!~~>

CAP: EUGH!!!!!~~>

CSP: yeah thats pretty much definitely whats happening

CAP: NO!!!!!~~>

CCI: Durgah... You sweet summer grub. :(

CBE: shhit im ccc-confused yo

CSP: whats up bubblebuns

CBE: are we yay or nay?

CCI: Wa!t, am ! bubblebuns or... Ah, never m!nd.

CBZ: thiz iz.

CSP: omg

CBZ: indizputably.

CSP: u can be bubblebuns too

CBZ: fuckin.

CSP: ;)

CAP: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!~~>

CSP: we broke her

CCI: Speak to me, Str!der. Tell me there's a trace o? you le?t.

CBZ: DON'T WINK!!

CSP: omg

CAP: WHY DID THEY HAVE THI§????~~>

CAP: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THEM HAVING THI§!!!!!!~~>

CBZ: there'z nothing left.

CAP: HI§§!!!!!~~>

CCI: DESTROY !T.

CBZ: i'm a zhell of the troll i once waz.

CCI: BURN !T. NEVER LET !T HURT ANOTHER PERSON AGA!N.

CSP: this is fine

CBE: shhhhhiittt immma get this milk

CBZ: like ok.

CSP: you got this milk

CCI: We w!ll wa!t r!ght here ?or you, Hubard.

CBZ: it'z natural and great and all for theze peepz but juzt cuz i'm chill with the fact that my dad getz into the zhenanz doezn't mean i want to ZEE IT.

CCI: !t's best to get the bee? o?? your chest, mate.

CAP: YOUR DAD??????~~>

CSP: oh shit

CAP: HI§ NAME I§ DROIK!!!!!~~>

CBZ: ...

CBZ: >8/

CSP: uncle dad is in here???????

CAP: THERE I§ NO PEOPLE THAT WE KNOW IN THI§ NO!!!!~~>

CAP: NO!!!~~>

CBZ: HE'Z AT THE END!!

CSP: i need to keep scrollin

CAP: HI§ NAME I§ DROIK!!!!~~>

CCI: There, there.

CAP: IT §AY§ IT I§ ORIGINAL CHARACTER§!!!~~>

CSP: o yea

CSP: yep

CSP: ok

CSP: im done

CCI: DURGAH, PLEASE.

CSP: good show everybody

CCI: So th!s !s a wrap, ! take !t?

CAP: DON'T QUOTE JAYK'§ LINE§ AT THE END!!!~~>

CAP: THI§ I§ TERRIBLE!!!~~>

CBZ: FUCK.

CSP: ajfklew;klsdcmsdc

CCI: How about ! put the poor lass out o? her m!sery one last t!me.

CCI banned CAP from responding to memo.

CSP: rip.......

CCI: There. She can't hurt hersel? no longer.

CCI: ...

CBE: my keyboard is st-ticky :(

CBZ: WHY.

CSP: .....

CBZ: i.

CBZ: no.

CBZ: ok.

CSP: L M A O

CBE: my mmmilk

CBZ: zorry.

CCI: ! need another glass o? water.

CSP: oh mty fuck

CCI: Unt!l the morrow, gents and lady.

CCI: GOOD DAY.

CCI ceased responding to memo.

CBE ceased responding to memo.

CBZ: DAD NO.

CBZ: I G2G.

-- CURRENT biotechnicZeal's [CBZ'S] computer has exploded --

CBZ ceased responding to memo. CSP: ......... CSP: fucking incredible

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