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-- windedArabesque [WA] began pestering synthonicPlumage [SP] at 21:53 -- WA: dove...! WA: we need...! to talk...! SP: yea ok WA: can we...? do it in person...? SP: yea SP: if u want WA: i do...! want that...! WA: my block...? or yours...? SP: idk if i should leave SP: im kinda SP: in trubble here SP: srry WA: right...! i can go to yours...! SP: ok ANANYA: -and so she does. and she's actually using the skates ruleus made her that don't require her to exert herself at all, only for the sake of getting to dove's faster. and she knocks- DOVE: *she takes a few seconds to open the door. she doesn't really want to see Ananya right now, for all the shit that happened earlier, and the thought makes her nervous. but she's gotta. so she opens up.* ANANYA: -she sighs and nods at dove- hi...! DOVE: hey DOVE: ... *shuffles slowly out of the way* ANANYA: -walks on in- ANANYA: -rolls? idk how these things work- DOVE: *shuts the door* DOVE: ... DOVE: *just stands there* ANANYA: can i uh...? sit somewhere...? DOVE: yea DOVE: go ahead ANANYA: -sits on her bed- ANANYA: dove...! i'm sorry...! DOVE: wat ANANYA: for doing...! what i did...! with sileas...! ANANYA: so soon...! after us...! DOVE: ... i DOVE: *Man. She can't look at her. She doesn't want to talk about this.* DOVE: *She rests her face in a hand, taking in a breath.* fuck ANANYA: -she appears distraught about all of this- i am...! more responsible...! for this...! than sileas...! ANANYA: i wanted...! to stop hurting...! for a little while...! DOVE: *jesus. she doesn't know how to deal with this.* DOVE: and thats y he shouldnt have fukkin done it DOVE: thats not how u help ppl DOVE: ananya that aint DOVE: u don fuckin DOVE: *god damn it, she doesn't want to cry like this, in front of her. she shuts up with her hand still plastered over her face, muffling a gasp into her palm.* ANANYA: it was...! my bad choice...! dove...! -great, now she's going to cry- DOVE: i DOVE: *fuck, she can't help it, all this shit welling up in her chest right now, and it feels like she's going to explode if she doesn't say anything* DOVE: i couldnt even fucking dream of doin that to you DOVE: do u have any idea how much i cant even fucking DOVE: fathom DOVE: bein with anyone else DOVE: i cant stop DOVE: fuckin thinkin about you DOVE: i aint stopped for fuckin ever DOVE: and its the most stupid fuckin shit DOVE: i still dont even wanna think about anybody else DOVE: even tho i know good and goddamn well this shit is over DOVE: and theres DOVE: nothin DOVE: to stick around for and my dum ass DOVE: just cant DOVE: i cant DOVE: *she's sort of staggered back to lean against her wall, both hands over her face now, and she's sniffing hard, even if it's not making her shoulders shake any less* ANANYA: -there are definite tears now, and ananya gives up on trying to wipe them away or hide the fact that she's crying, too- it...! scares me...! how much...! this hurts...! and i miss...! you so much...! DOVE: *that doesn't make any of this any easier. if anything, it just aches more.* DOVE: this is DOVE: so fuckin stupid DOVE: i hate this ANANYA: i don't know...! how to get through this...! dove...! DOVE: i dont DOVE: fuckin know DOVE: i dont even know ANANYA: did we...? do the wrong thing...? DOVE: i dont know DOVE: *this is just so completely awful, and she doesn't know what's supposed to be right, what's supposed to fix this.* ANANYA: can you...? sit with me...? DOVE: *she really doesn't want to, but it's also hard to say no. it's always hard to say no to her, and that hasn't changed, no matter how fucking hopeless she is. so she moves numbly, lowering herself to sit next to Ananya.* ANANYA: -she's grateful she does. when dove sits, she offers her hand- DOVE: *she's wiping off her face, sniffing again, wiping her teary hands on her blanket. she sees Ananya's offering, and she just stares at it for a moment, and, slowly, she takes her hand. then, she looks up into her face, and she can't look away.* ANANYA: -she meets her gaze and squeezes her hand, taking in the silence like maybe it's not such a bad thing. dove is so pretty, even when she cries, even with everything falling apart around them. and she feels like she missed out. on so much. like they let go before they even really figured out what to do- DOVE: *she can't stop looking, and it's all in her head, all these things she wanted, things she never got, and it's all so far away, but it's all right in front of her, too. everything. and it's stupid, she knows it is, but it feels so fucking impossible, and maybe a part of her knows she deserves to be selfish, the thought of that stupid fucking mark like a fire burning out her thoughts. and maybe that's why she does it, why she leans in and kisses Ananya harder than she ever has.* ANANYA: -it's a surprise when dove's lips meet hers with an amount of adoring aggression she's not used to in the slightest. but in this moment, it's exactly what she wants, and she pulls dove's hand into her, closer. so much closer. it feels so good to reciprocate, to stop their tears with affection instead.- DOVE: *she knows exactly what she wants, what she's always wanted, and it's impossible to stop herself. not now. her hand is leaving Ananya's just to move to her side, to slip down, both hands wedging themselves underneath Ananya's bottom so she can scoop her up (easily) and deposit her closer to the middle of the bed, and she's leaning her weight into her, pressing her down, and her hand is sliding up under Ananya's shirt, exploring pliant flesh she's always thought about, never known.* ANANYA: -she feels dove's hands right underneath her and it's all so direct and so fast but she doesn't have a problem with it. no, she's treasuring how it feels to have dove up against her like this, to feel her fingers against her skin. it's not so careful, and she's surprised at how much she's enjoying this. and her arms are coming around dove and pulling her close, encouraging her- DOVE: *a part of her knows that what Joel said was at least a little bit right, all the bits and pieces of it that make sense, and it's easier to justify not caring right now because of it. she had wanted this for so fucking long, why the hell could someone else take it so easily and she couldn't?? but she could, she can right now, and that spiteful burn in her mind just keeps going as she pushes Ananya's shirt up instead, crumpled just above her chest, and she huffs out a breath onto bare grey skin. she just. needs a second to look, to let this sink in as real, because it's not like she stopped fucking caring, either. but then she dips her head and carefully swipes her tongue over a nipple. increasingly less careful is how she swirls it around next, the hand that isn't keeping Ananya's shirt bunched over her chest slipping under her skirt and stroking back and forth over the soft warmth between her legs.* ANANYA: -she's gasping at the sensation dove's tongue gives her, at first gentle and then much more rough that she's definitely not used to and it's making her feel so *hot* all of a sudden and this scarf is not WORKING AT ALL. she tears it off a bit frantically because it's just getting in the way now. she tosses it aside and feeling dove's hand between her legs like that is enough to make her shiver. this is all so brand new and it's getting her heart pumping faster than it ever has before. thanks to sileas, she's being more mindful of her breathing patterns during all of this so she can have some semblence of control here- DOVE: *it's good Ananya's watching, because she's definitely not being as careful as she may have once upon a time. she just wants to make Ananya feel something, everything, everything she's been holding in for way too fucking long, and she wants to know all of it, too. all these parts of Ananya, even more fragile, precious things. she needs to know, if only just once. and so her mouth trails down Ananya's soft belly in a trail of wet kisses, little ticklish flecks of her tongue here and there, and her hand shifts to drape the skirt up over Ananya's stomach instead, nuzzling at the same warmth she had been touching just moments before and shivering at the scent of her, how it makes the tension in her own stomach that much heavier.* ANANYA: ah...! -it's impossible for her to keep quiet even through her carefully monitored breathing patterns. and she figures it's a good thing for dove, anyway. from her perspective, at least. but the sounds don't stop there the second she can feel dove's face against her crotch and her bulge unsheathing against her underwear. this is honestly the first time she's ever felt her own genitals do this before and the feeling alone makes her eyes widen. a big part of her hopes she doesn't embarrass herself, but an even bigger part wants to keep going- DOVE: *that little nudge against the fabric is enough to get her to hook her fingers at one inner edge of Ananya's panties, to tug them over to the side and pull them taut so she can have this one opening to greet emerging burgundy with the brush of her tongue.* ANANYA: -it's driving her crazy how every touch is more exhilirating than the last, and her bulge knows exactly what it wants at the tease of dove's tongue and extends toward her in a way that makes ananya's legs tremble and the inside of her thighs barely touching the sides of dove's head- DOVE: -the taste of her is new, thrilling, slick and red against her tongue, and it's easy to pull the curious little appendage into her mouth in a brief little suck before she decides she needs to get closer, shifting her hold and dragging Ananya's panties down her hips, leaving them down around the lowest part her calves, just far enough that she can spread her legs and settle between them, two fingers tracing exploratively over a swollen red nook, leaving the pads sticky and stained with color. For now, she's just taking in the view, warm puffs of breathing rolling over the sensitive, exposed flesh before she's merciful enough to at least slide those fingers in, slow and careful, but her mouth stays shut.- ANANYA: -it's obvious enough dove knows what she's doing here, even if ananya doesn't. the speed at which everything is happening requires an intense concentration on the way her lungs are functioning, but everything dove does gets her head reeling out of control. that suck on her bulge elicits a strained whimper, dove's breath on her nook making her shiver. and the second her fingers explore inside of her, there's an ache she isn't used to mixed with a strong desire, one supported by they fact that ananya's bulge is wrapping around dove's wrist- DOVE: -there's a funny, slick pressure curling around her wrist, and she can't do anything but grin about it, her fingers sliding out and in again, curling and pressing, and she presses a brief kiss to the needy little muscle before looking up. She's aware of how Ananya is gasping and whimpering, and even with as much as she wants this, she can't ignore it forever. She can't. Despite all of this, she loves her too much.- you ok DOVE: you need a sec ANANYA: -there's so much to feel at once, with dove's lips on her bulge and her fingers moving swiftly in and out of her. she isn't expecting for dove to ask her if she's okay, and she's unprepared for the question, much less to respond back.- i'm...! okay...! -it doesn't really matter if she's okay or not, because at this point, she can't go back. she doesn't want to. as if to support her statement, her bulge tightens it's grip around dove's arm and attempts to pull it back toward her- DOVE: -well, that's confirmation, so her fingers press back in, this time not thrusting so much as they are massaging up, and she's so soft, warm inside. Her other hand is making some attempt to loosen the grip her bulge has around her wrist, to pull it up closer and redirect it back into her mouth while her fingers continue to press and prod, curious if she can, in fact, elicit a similar response to human anatomy.- ANANYA: -it's apparent that dove can bring about a close response because of the way she sounds and the way she arches her back with each press and prod, and especially when dove manages to find her most sensitive flesh. she can't stay silent and all she can think to do is utter her name breathlessly. her bulge apparently gets the idea and complies with dove's lead- DOVE: -it's completely fascinating, how her tongue can twine so easily with the squirmy thing like they were meant to find each other, the heady taste of it filling her mouth and sharpening her senses that much more. at some point, she found herself falling into a rhythm that felt natural, pulling the taste deeper and letting it dance where it wanted, fingers shifting back into sliding and plunging, and all she knows is that she wants to see this through, to make a mark worth remembering.- ANANYA: -this sensory overload feels like it's launched her into another plane of existence entirely. there's so much she can feel right now, so much intricate excitement that pulses through her and the pain of the newness of it all. but her bulge is longing for more of dove, dripping and moving inside of her. the noises form a steady rhythm now, and there's no use holding them back, her breathing is ragged and beyond the point of control right now. her hand drops to dove's head, clutching her hair desperately- DOVE: -it's become a sort of instinctual thing, now, the way her tongue moves, now and then sucking just because, how she has to pause to swallow now and again just because of how the taste is definitely filling her mouth, but her hand doesn't stop. even as it starts getting a little crampy. this is just what happens when you do this kind of motion long enough, but she'll be damned if she doesn't see this through.- ANANYA: -and she's felt it climbing, felt the pressure in her bulge building. and for her first time, this is all it has to take, and she knows well enough what's about to come next, with each motion of dove's tongue and fingers making it all the more difficult to hold back. she whimpers, trembling underneath her, and manages to speak- dove...! i think i'm...! DOVE: -she's already determined to herself that she's not pulling back until she feels it hit her tongue, maybe because she's just that selfish or maybe because she wants to make damn sure she's done it, but at Ananya's exclamation, she's only putting that much more effort into it, pushing faster, twirling her tongue more erratically. neither of them are going to regret this for a fucking second.- ANANYA: -her chest heaves with so much weight that she can't even keep her eyes open, and with the increased speed and pressure, she can't stop the way she experiences her first orgasm in her nook, in her bulge pouring out sticky maroon right into dove's mouth--and it feels so exhilirating that she has to cry out, louder than she intends or realizes- DOVE: -it's a mix of so many things -- the sound of Ananya's breaths, the way she cries out, the feeling of her body shaking and squirming and tensing like how her muscles flutter around her fingers, and the taste that bounces off her tongue and her cheek is even stronger, maybe a little too much to swallow, and she pulls her head back some, so much of it just spilling from her lips onto her blanket. she's breathing heavy when she pulls back, too, her hand coming to slow to a stop and just leaving her fingers inside Ananya for as long as it takes the spasms to stop.- ANANYA: -and the muscles inside her nook tighten around dove's fingers as they've done, only to release and tighten and release and tighten and finally, finally stop. her face is flushed with maroon thanks to the heat and the fleeting embarrassment from coming so hard even if it is completely normal. there's going to be quite a mess here, but she's focusing on trying to calm down, to steady her breathing and stop the inevitable wheezing- oh...! my...! god...! DOVE: -she can't help it, the smile on her red-stained mouth, and she's still for several more seconds before she finally, slowly extricates her sticky fingers, and she would really like to kiss her or something, but that's probably not appropriate just yet, with all this mess.- you ok ANANYA: -she's forcing herself to at least partially sit up with the help of her elbows, just to get the oxygen flowing better. and there's something so attractive about the maroon coating on dove's lips that it makes her core burn.- yeah...! i'm...! how did you...? -she looks her over and she's sure this is supposed to be somewhat mutual- aren't you supposed to...? i should probably...! -she just can't talk can she- DOVE: -she just shrugs a shoulder at that, smiling still. honestly, she couldn't care -- what she really wanted, she already got.- ima get you a towel ok DOVE: .... us DOVE: -yeah, she's just as much a mess, let's not kid ourselves here. she's starting to push herself up from the bed- ANANYA: okay...! -she watches dove covered in her and it's a little overwhelming to function normally right now with everything that just happened. what does it mean, now that this happened between them? what does this change? does it change anything at all? there's a pang of disappointment watching dove pull herself away, because she just wants her to stay here. she doesn't want her to leave to even get a towel, but she has to. they need a towel.- i guess we...! really need one...! DOVE: -they sure as fuck do, and she wanders into her bathroom, yanking her used one from the rack and proceeding to wipe off her hands, her face. she moves back into the bedroom, then, holding it out to Ananya.- ANANYA: -she's still catching her breath, but she takes the towel and wipes her legs off, shifting so she can do so easier. she takes this opportunity to also pull her panties back up under her skirt and smile a little bashfully at dove.- um...? what about your bed...? DOVE: ...fuckin DOVE: -she reaches over, attacking the red spot with the towel, too, and sort of folding it over itself.- ill deal with it later DOVE: -and she plans on leaving it at that, because she's already crawling back onto the bed, pulling Ananya into her arms and away from the mess they made.- ANANYA: -she's still blushing about all of this, but she's relieved when dove takes her in her arms. she can't help but cuddle against her, holding on tightly and unable to stop smiling- i can't believe...! that happened...! -she's aware she's probably sounding like an idiot but she can't NOT talk about it. she glances up to look at her- you were...! so great...! DOVE: -she's smiling too, even if there's something a little bittersweet about this. but she's not going to think about that right now. not just yet.- was i -yeah. she totally was.- ANANYA: -she nods eagerly- yeah...! -she reaches up to touch her face gently- really great...! DOVE: thanks ... -she isn't sure what more to say right now. for the most part, she just. wants to be here. to enjoy this, whatever this is, for however long she can. she already knows it won't stay, and she knows it won't be the same tomorrow. but it is what it is tonight, and she wants at least that much to stay intact.- ANANYA: -she snuggles against her, happy they could share this together, that they didn't have to be mad or crying and they could just be happy again. she doesn't want to leave for a while--she kind of wants to stay forever- DOVE: -by the time Dove realized she was conscious again, it was already morning. Somewhere in the haze of waking up to Ananya beside her, through the night, she was beginning to understand how her feelings had settled. It felt like a weight had been lifted, in one way -- she could look at the mark on Ananya's neck from where she lay and acknowledge that the fire in her mind had died, but there was a certain coldness that moved in to take its place. It felt much easier to understand now that she had loved Ananya, but also that she had been in love with so much she had never understood, so much that had been an idea and not reality. The realization and the way it finally nestled into acceptance was sobering, but even so, she couldn't bring herself to feel regret. Instead, she sat up, just thinking on it all and waiting for Ananya to wake.- ANANYA: -needless to say, ananya was exhausted, and she managed to sleep through the night, waking up to see dove sitting up and becoming acquainted with the reality of the night before. if her memory and surroundings didn't say enough, then the soreness she felt did, and she can't help but feel the warmth in her cheeks just remembering everything that happened. with a yawn, she looks over at dove and speaks tiredly.- dove...? DOVE: -she hears Ananya waking up, but she doesn't look. not until she says her name.- DOVE: hey ANANYA: -she smiles at her- did you sleep...? DOVE: ye ANANYA: good...! -pushes herself up to sit- me too...! -she's full of things she wants to say but doesn't know how.- last night...! doesn't feel real...! DOVE: haha yeah DOVE: -it was definitely pretty real though- ANANYA: -her expression fades a little. Why isn't she talking to her? what did she do this time? but maybe it's just dove being dove- so...! -what does she even SAY- DOVE: ... -scratches at her head. this is. not as easy as it was in theory.- DOVE: i uh DOVE: was just thinkin ANANYA: about...? DOVE: ... this ANANYA: oh...! -let's her gaze drift down to the bed before she looks at dove- what...? about it...? DOVE: ... i think DOVE: maybe DOVE: we should be done ANANYA: -her expression fades completely- ...oh... DOVE: -she doesn't know what to say now. sorry??? that doesn't seem appropriate.- DOVE: ... i know you werent wantin to wake up to this probly DOVE: i just think DOVE: its probly still DOVE: the best thing to do DOVE: rite now ANANYA: -she nods, clearing her throat and scooting off the bed- it probably is...! DOVE: -well. this take two kind of sucks, but she's more numb to it this time than she was before.- DOVE: ... that wasnt nothin though DOVE: you should know that DOVE: none of this was ANANYA: -she's thinking of too many things at once right now. It's hard to believe it wasn't nothing- yeah...! -plants her feet on the ground and stands- DOVE: -well. she guesses she deserves this, too. what else is there to do?- ANANYA: thanks...! for having me over...! -heads for the door- i'll see you around...? DOVE: yea DOVE: course you will ANANYA: bye dove...! -and out she goes, hurrying to get out of earshot so she can finally cry her way back to her room- DOVE: -well. that was. fun. except not.-

#windedArabesque #in which we cant go on #nsfw/

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DOVE: *She's gone from struggling to clinging, and she's actually sort of walk-rolling almost halfway normal by the time they get out of earshot of everyone else. At this point, though, there are hot tears rolling down her face, and she's starting to feel that ache in her fist.* JOEL: *He figured as much but Joel isn't going to say anything. He's got a job to do and it's to be here for Dove, regardless of the shit she thrashed out on his shins. Sure it's damn hard to walk without a limp but for her, he's going to suck it up. It's all one long awkward stumble to... his room? Her room? He's thinking his room might be best. They're heading that way.* DOVE: *It's definitely better, because she doesn't want to deal with herself right now either, especially not alone. Not that she feels great about doing this to him, either. She feels like a shit, actually, but she can't let go of him. She can't seem to stop crying to tell him that yet, either.* JOEL: *He holds onto her long after they make it past his door, just standing there as she lets it out. Hugging her and rubbing her back.* ...I got you. Its okay. *murmurs, all in comforting repetition.* DOVE: *That, at least, helps her feel like she can sort her thoughts into something cohesive, even if she doesn't let go.* DOVE: im-- im sorry DOVE: i wasnt DOVE: tryna hurt you JOEL: Yeah I know it chickadee. I aint even thinking twice about it. *gentle squeeze* DOVE: w-- why is this DOVE: such DOVE: fukkin shit JOEL: Aw baby birdy. Its cuz shit is what it is. No fairness in it at all. *rearing back a little to peer down at her hand* ...Cmon. Lemme see. DOVE: *She's still hiccuping, trying to reel these shitty ass tears back in, and she only flinches a little at first before letting him take her hand.* DOVE: ... stupid DOVE: all DOVE: of this DOVE: is just so fukkin stupid JOEL: You wont see me judging you. *gingerly takes her hand between his, hoping to smooth out the ache* DOVE: im DOVE: sorry for bein such a dick to you DOVE: *this probably isn't the time to be thinking about that, but she is anyway.* JOEL: Im a dick all the time. You still love me anyway. DOVE: yeah *a croak.* JOEL: So it works the same way here. *brushing the hair out of her face* DOVE: *It's becoming more obvious now to her consciousness that she was, in fact, crying, that it's all a mess on her face, and she's just. Frowning so much about it.* cant believe this shit JOEL: ... *His best bet would be just to listen right now.* You wanna sit down? JOEL: *gestures at the bean bag pile* DOVE: yea DOVE: can u get me like DOVE: a fuckin decade of toilet paper or somethin DOVE: that aint even a mesurement DOVE: fuk JOEL: A dadton of toiilet paper. Gotcha. DOVE: thank DOVE: *She's just a little bit shaky, maybe from the adrenaline leaving her system, but she does sit with a nice crunchy squish.* JOEL: *helps maneuver her towards the pile before flash- just kidding. Regular hobbling for the bathroom. He will come back with actually one towel, a bottle of water, and a baggie of ice.* JOEL: Have at it. *gives her the towel. There will be more where that came from.* DOVE: *UGH she made him HOBBLE. She fucking SUCKS. She takes the towel and the water but shoves the ice back at him.* DOVE: put that shit on your legs JOEL: What the fuck no. JOEL: Ill get Zoos to bandage me up later or something. JOEL: Swoonce me to the infirmary. DOVE: dude DOVE: i punched 1 face DOVE: just take the ice DOVE: *buries her face in towel* JOEL: ...Fine. *ices his leggies* DOVE: *muffled* fanff u JOEL: *exhales, letting the cold seep into his skin. He even rolled up his pant legs and everything.* ...Some fucking night. DOVE: *obnoxiously blows nose into towel before lifting her face up a little* yea DOVE: ... DOVE: *just frowning into space* JOEL: *just sits there in the same silence as her, casting side glances* DOVE: ... DOVE: i feel like im the only one that gave a shit DOVE: still DOVE: fukkin gives a shit DOVE: bcuz im dum DOVE: this was just 1 lifetime of big fukkin mistake DOVE: and i cant DOVE: just DOVE: get over it DOVE: *buries face in towel again* JOEL: *sets a hand on her shoulder. No, check that. He slides his whole arm around her.* Just... JOEL: Tell me what happened. JOEL: From the start. DOVE: the start like my years of dumb pinin or the start of this actual shitfest DOVE: just kiddin i no wat u ment DOVE: fuck DOVE: i dont kno DOVE: i just got DOVE: scared n she wanted to do stuff all the time DOVE: n she got sick of it DOVE: of me not DOVE: doin anythin JOEL: *There's no way he can blame her for the fear. In fact, it was the same kind of fear he thought about... with Zuserk... at first. But no. All he does is listen, his expression furrowed. Hugging her close.* DOVE: then i guess she went an DOVE: ugh! DOVE: i fukkin DOVE: *damn it. the tears are stinging at her eyes again.* i want to kick his ass so goddam bad JOEL: Same fucking here. *grumbles.* But thats... not gonna help nothing. DOVE: i know DOVE: *she sniffs.* DOVE: i just DOVE: i cant DOVE: make sense of it JOEL: Maybe she just. JOEL: Wasnt who you thought she was. DOVE: none of this is DOVE: i guess thats just the only fukkin thing i get outta this DOVE: surprise everything u thought was wrong JOEL: Thats not really for anybody to say except Ananya. DOVE: i dont know if i even wanna know DOVE: i just DOVE: want alla this to stop JOEL: *Christ they havent even been dating that long... He's kind of thinking about this. A lot. THIS MUCH HAPPENED IN THAT SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. Wheeze. Oh yeah, Dove is talking.* JOEL: ...The way I see it. JOEL: She doesnt deserve you tryin to understand. DOVE: why JOEL: Cuz no matter which way you slice it. The blame or whatever. JOEL: She got herself into that mess. JOEL: Confusion aint an excuse. You dont just. JOEL: Accidentally pull that shit. JOEL: She wanted to put herself there. You let her get herself out. DOVE: *The words resonate a little, but they also ache in a way she doesn't really want to consider. She isn't sure what to think right now.* DOVE: i dont know JOEL: I just think. Youre allowed to feel as fucked over as you do. Okay? JOEL: Nothing justifies disrespecting your feelings for her. JOEL: Like. You. JOEL: As a person. Her friend. JOEL: What the fuck? JOEL: Its fucked up Dove. DOVE: *she's just quiet at that.* DOVE: *staring at the towel.* JOEL: It pisses me off personally. I knew she had issues but... JOEL: Jesus Christ. JOEL: Its just not fair. DOVE: *there's a part of her that wants to argue with him, but she can't bring herself to. not right now. not when this still hurts so much. she looks over at him slowly.* JOEL: You loved her okay? You just... wanted to make her happy. JOEL: You never got the chance and it. Sucks. DOVE: *part of her wants to hear this, to hear him being on her side, and another part wants him to hush. she just reaches out and puts a hand on his arm.* JOEL: *reflexively covers her hand with his. Of course he was on her side. He just... didn't know what else to do.* JOEL: ...Im sorry about all of this Dove. DOVE: aint ur fault DOVE: but DOVE: ... thanks JOEL: *cuddles into her shoulder, nuzzling her with locks of fluffy white hair* Ilu. DOVE: *fuck. she snrks and also nuzzles into the fluff.* gross DOVE: ilu2 DOVE: fuzzybritches DOVE: *snickers* JOEL: Do not speak the name of fuzz in vain Dove. How many times we gotta say. DOVE: ima bite u DOVE: get some drool all up in ur hair JOEL: Mama Birdie knows what shes about. DOVE: make a nest DOVE: im puttin all my bbs in here JOEL: Ill keep them safe for you. DOVE: thank DOVE: *she's gonna stay here for a little bit, but she can't avoid her parents forever. she's gonna handle that. soon.*

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SILEAS: *Sometime after the events in the atrium, Dove is getting a knock on her door. When or if she opens it, Sileas is standing there with an icepack pressed to the side of his face. He hadn't left the infirmary too long ago and his first stop was here.* DOVE: *she had stayed with Joel for a while, and then dealt with her parents. she was definitely saddled with a fun new punishment, and also some ice for her own hand, because incidentally, that had actually hurt to punch him. She has no idea who could be knocking, but she moves for the door, feeling pretty empty about it. Whoever's there, she just doesn't care. At least, until she opens it up, and her face twists into surprise, then a scowl. She hisses.* wat the fuck r u doin here SILEAS: *Yeah, that was pretty much the responce he was expecting. Sileas holds back his uncomfortable wince as he pulls away the icepack so he can talk.* I want3d t[o] say I was s[o]rry. SILEAS: And als[o] giv3 y[o]u a chanc3 t[o] finish b3ing mad at m3. S[o] that mayb3 y[o]u w[o]n't b3 mad at h3r. DOVE: dont bother DOVE: im not gonna finish bein mad at you DOVE: im not gonna fite you no more but you fucked up n you know it SILEAS: I'm s3ri[o]us th[o]ugh. I w[o]n't "Pr3ss charg3s." [o]r t3ll any[o]n3. If y[o]u want t[o] y[o]u can. DOVE: *her face just twists into a worse scowl* shut the hell up dude DOVE: i don no wat kinda fucked up way u think the world works but i sure as hell aint as fucked up as u and im not just gonna beat ur ass cuz you asked me to DOVE: the hell SILEAS: *He doesn't.* Its n[o]t lik3 I d[o]n't d3s3rv3 it. I'm t3rribl3. What I did was digusting and I kn[o]w that, and I kn[o]w y[o]u hat3 m3 s[o] I'm giving y[o]u th3 chanc3 t[o]. DOVE: jesus fuckin christ DOVE: i aint here 2 be ur goddamn masochistic self satisfaction or watever the fuck u think is gonna make this better DOVE: y dont you own up to wat u did in a real way liek a real fukkin person DOVE: and get the fuck outta my face DOVE: *starts shutting her door* SILEAS: *Urgh. Why couldn't she just hit him again? He wanted to feel worse about this, he wanted her to take out her anger on him because hell he desereved all of it. Oh. Shit shes closing the door. Sileas puts his arm in the way of the frame.* [O]kay fin3, what3v3r but wait a s3c[o]nd?? DOVE: wAT DOVE: *throws the door open again* SILEAS: D[o]n't hit m3 I gu3ss if y[o]u d[o]n't want t[o] but can y[o]u at l3ast just t3ll m3 y[o]u ar3 [o]nly mad at m3? And n[o]t Ananya. What happ3n3d wasn't any [o]f h3r fault, I sh[o]uldn't hav3 l3t any [o]f it happ3n, s[o] its my fault. DOVE: do i look like im fukkin mad at her DOVE: y dont u mind your own goddam bussiness DOVE: i care bout her a hell of a lot more than you so dont even give me that shit SILEAS: *He just stares at her for a little bit. Well. Thats what he wanted out of this at least.* [o]kay. SILEAS: *He still hasn't moved his arm from the doorway yet.* DOVE: *just STARES AT HIM* DOVE: *mouth twitches* DOVE: you want a fukkin kiss for the road dude??? get out! SILEAS: N[o]. And fin3. *With that command he finally moves back out of the way. This didn't help him feel better like he thought it would...* SILEAS: S[o]rry again. DOVE: i DOVE: dont DOVE: wanna hear it DOVE: *she SHUT THE DOOR* DOVE: *this sure didn't make her feel better, either...* SILEAS: *He stands outside of her door still for a few extra moments in silence. Then, placing the ice pack back on his face, Sileas leaves to return to his block and act like he wasn't there.*

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DOVE: -It's pretty fucking late at night, and Dove is in the cafeteria, grabbing a sandwich from the refrigeration unit since all the fresh food is put up and sitting down at one of the tables to unwrap it.- DAVE: -he's in the mood for a late night snack too. Probably because he can't sleep. With Karl at his side, he enters the cafeteria and expects to find no one there. but he does see dove, and that's a surprise, so he grabs a sandwich too and sits across from her- KARL: -speed runs at dove excitedly- DOVE: -oh well that is a lot of dog coming at her all of the sudden. she can't bring herself to have a lot of enthusiasm about it but she is cute.- o hey karl -scritches her butt- DAVE: hey DAVE: what are you doing over here so late DAVE: this is my designated cant sleep area KARL: -pants and turns in a circle- DOVE: budgin in on ur turf is all DAVE: well i guess thats ok DAVE: you just gotta accept your identity as a rocket power shooby DOVE: i always been a rider on a mission paw DOVE: -finally gets her sandwich open and noms it one-handed, still scritching the pupper- DAVE: -unwraps his and takes a bite, glancing around before looking back at her- so DAVE: something up DOVE: -she chews, swallows.- cant sleep DOVE: but ... -but? she doesn't know. she bites her sandwich again.- DAVE: same DAVE: but what DOVE: ... i dont know DOVE: -It all feels pretty numb in her head. Was this how breakups were supposed to feel? Just a brief moment of feeling upset and then this funny void? She had already thought about how strange but relieving it would be to tell Joel and Colt and Sage. Break the news and then maybe get them to buy her ice cream or something. Force Colt to get out of his room for once and hang out with her a little. Or maybe marathon some scary movies. So maybe she should just start breaking this news somewhere.- DOVE: me and ananya broke up DAVE: -by now he's good at not overreacting or making things more uncomfortable than they should be, so although he's surprised and although his heart is breaking to see dove hurt like this, he nods, listening- wanna talk about it DOVE: i dunno DOVE: theres not a lot to talk about -yes there was.- DOVE: just kinda a thing that happened DAVE: -he's not going to press it because she's her fathers daughter and pressing it has an option of getting her to shut down instead- a shitty thing that happened DAVE: when DOVE: yesterday DOVE: -she's just staring at the sandwich now, kind of tracing her finger over one edge of the crust- DOVE: its not that shitty though DOVE: thats the weird thing DOVE: i mean i was upset before but now DOVE: i think im ok -no, she's not.- DOVE: you know im DOVE: -It's all too quiet.- fine DOVE: -She looks up at her dad, and she knows it's a mistake. She can lie to her sister and her cousins and even herself, but she can't lie to him, and it's like the worst kind of ambush, the tightening in her throat and the stinging in her eyes.- DAVE: -he can see the look in her eyes as she starts tearing up, and his expression softens just slightly but not too much- its ok to say its a little shitty babe DOVE: -It's more than a little shitty. Right now, surging up from the nothingness, it feels like she's being torn apart, like there's nothing else but this awful feeling, and she's completely dropped the sandwich she was holding back onto the plastic wrap, sobs rising in her throat and body wilting over the table.- DAVE: -his expression softens even more so that there's a slight frown on his face, and he gets up to move and sit next to her so he can put a supportive arm around her- its ok DAVE: its just me here DAVE: no one else is gonna bust in here so DAVE: youre safe KARL: -whines and rests her head on dove's lap- DOVE: -She can't help but to lean into her dad, and right now, she isn't sure the tears will ever stop. The feeling is an ache that seems like it wants to take over, worse than anything.- DOVE: sh-- she said she didnt f-feel like i-- i liked her a-at all DOVE: like i just DOVE: like i di-- didnt care DOVE: -It's hard to speak, all her words fighting the sobs and the hiccups.- DOVE: but i-- DOVE: i loved her dad DOVE: i loved her so much!! DAVE: -he brings his other arm around her and leans his head on hers, feeling her tears soak his shirt. It's hard for him to not get emotional too, hearing her and seeing her this distraught, but he will hold it together for her and he will always hold it together for her so he can be the something steady and constant that she needs- DAVE: i know baby DAVE: i know you did DOVE: e-- ever since we were kids DOVE: -Ananya with her long hair she loved to have braided, so small and fragile and so easy to hold up and help her dance, her breathy laughter and her red cheeks at all her silly jokes, Ananya who held her hand so easily, who was always so happy to see her, Ananya with her parties and her games, who she had been alone with, had finally kissed in the closet, and, God, this pain felt like it would never end.- DOVE: shes the only one i ever DOVE: and she DOVE: she didnt even know DOVE: she didnt know how much i love her! DAVE: i saw that DAVE: and you didnt even have to tell me DOVE: -Even that just ached, that everyone else could see it but her, and she had no idea how to stop it. Maybe it wouldn't stop, and the tears felt like they wouldn't, either, all of these terrible memories, these losses stacking up and blurring her eyes so she had to cry for each of them all at once. It was everything she had wanted, and now it was over.- DOVE: -But, eventually, even if the reality stayed, her tears couldn't. Like most things, they slowed, and she ached still, just a little empty, but not like before.- DAVE: -all he can do is hold her and be there for her because no words can take away the pain he knows she's feeling right now. He will wait it out for as long as she needs it, for as long as she needs him- DOVE: -when she can finally speak again, it's muted, watery.- DOVE: can i stay with you tonite DAVE: you don't even gotta ask DAVE: theres still a place all ready for you with us whenever you or your sister needs it ok -he kisses her head- DOVE: -there's a few more hot tears rolling out of her eyes at that, but she wipes them away- DOVE: thanks daddy DAVE: karls gonna wanna sleep with you i bet DAVE: just a warning DOVE: thats ok DAVE: -squeezes her a little- everythings gonna be ok DAVE: even if it takes some DAVE: time DAVE: why did that feel like it was supposed to be a joke DAVE: or like a pun DAVE: i dont fucking know DOVE: bcuz time DOVE: heelies all wounds DAVE: ok that was the worst thing ive ever heard DAVE: which means you gotta tell your mom that one DOVE: hehehehe DOVE: ok DAVE: you gotta say it like you just told me tho DAVE: straight face and everything DOVE: what other face is there DAVE: atta girl DOVE: ok lets go im done with this soggy ass sanwich DAVE: same im not even hungry anymore i think my sandwich ate itself DAVE: -releases her from the dad hug and stands up- KARL: -attempts to lick her hands- DOVE: -pets the Karl- lets go bb girl KARL: -barks as if to say YES LETS GO I AM GOING TO CUDDLE WITH YOU AND KICK YOU IN MY SLEEP- DOVE: -that's her favorite......... how did u kno..............- KARL: -she's good like that. something about dog senses probably- DAVE: -tosses their food and throws it away- aight we out DOVE: peace -she says to the empty cafeteria-

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DOVE: -GUESS WHO IS STILL BUGGING COLT even after the shenanigans in the atrium? It's her. She won't go away. Whatever he is doing, she is going with him.- COLT: -well, he was planning on returning to his room... and if it were most other people, he'd probably tell them to buzz off (as politely but still passive aggressively as possible) but since this is dove, she's joining him as he enters the horse cave.- DOVE: -she's gonna sprawl out right on the floor as usual, but she's pulling out her DS. She's not gonna bug him THAT much. She just kind of, you know, wants to be here.- DOVE: so i couldn help but get the real loud impresh things r goin well with u and ur cutie w a booty COLT: -he blush while shuffling over to something large covered with a tarp in the corner of his room. he starts tugging it off to slowly reveal... HIS DRUMSET. this is an instrument he plays, for sure, but of course it's a skill he rarely shares.- COLT: Yeah... Heh. They are. DOVE: -AW YIS. It's about to get... Bangin. She grins.- hehehe gooood im so glad 4 u clip clop lookit u DOVE: bein so pro at the dates DOVE: prob doin all kinds of smooches DOVE: like upside down spider man or watever COLT: -HHHHH. he's very red in the ears now, quickly sitting behind the set so he can distract himself by tappity tap tapping on the drums, lightly for now.- COLT: I dunno if I'd call myself "pro" at it or nothin'. I think we're just... coincidentally more compatible then I woulda expected. -shrugs- COLT: ... It's fun, though. So it's easy. Hangin' out with her and stuff. -staring at the drums bashfully- DOVE: its cool when that happens yea DOVE: is it easy p much alla the time? COLT: I guess so. COLT: Sometimes I ain't too sure what I'm uh... supposed to be doin'? But I don't think either of us worries too much about how things are supposed to go. DOVE: yea i feel that DOVE: -boops at DS- she seems real chill bout that stuff COLT: -nods- She is. Even if she acts too big for her britches about everythin'. -snorts- COLT: I reckon that kinda confidence makes it easier to be unconcerned with stuff like that. -tap tap- Maybe it's just rubbin' off on me or somethin'. DOVE: -she smile- well shes rite there so im glad ur soking it up thru osmosis DOVE: kissmosis COLT: -smiles a little over at her- Um... How's it goin' with Ananya? -he always feels so awkward changing subjects... but he was getting much too embarrassed. though it isn't too bad, because talking about little always feels nice.- DOVE: its p good DOVE: just kinda new ykno COLT: -nods- Yeah. I getcha. DOVE: dating is all kinda like a lot of things DOVE: happening DOVE: at u DOVE: lol COLT: ... That's true. COLT: It can be pretty overwhelmin'... -presumably? he knows it SHOULD be for him, but it hasn't really. he's glancing at his cousin with a little bit of concern.- DOVE: ye DOVE: -more booping...- COLT: -more tappin'...- COLT: Is... everythin' alright? DOVE: huh??? ye! COLT: Oh ok. COLT: Just... talkin' about bein' overwhelmed is a lil bit troublin'. COLT: Not cuz it's unusual to feel that way about it or nothin'. But if you wanted to talk about it... DOVE: hmmmm DOVE: i dunno DOVE: guess im just not used 2 like DOVE: havin some1 want me around all the time?? DOVE: it wasnt like this befor COLT: Oh. Yeah. COLT: I bet Ananya wants lots of attention. -pauses. he didn't mean to sound quite so rude... but it's still true.- DOVE: ........ ye DOVE: -shrugs a little and just kinda stares at her game- COLT: ... Do you not like it? DOVE: -frown now- DOVE: i mean DOVE: i like her COLT: -drumming to an actual beat now- Yeah. I know... COLT: Guess it might take time to get used to? If that's what you want to do. DOVE: -hhhhhgh. it's hard to think about, and for some reason the drumming is making it harder to get those thoughts straight. but she doesn't want to stop him, or to leave. it's just easier to chill out with Colt, doing their own thing together. it's dumb that that's somehow hard right now too, and it makes her feel more frustrated about the whole thing.- DOVE: i mean i guess COLT: -he pauses after a moment, watching her with concern again. why do his family members gotta be so emotionall detached sometimes? it's clear dove isn't enjoying dating ananya as much as she thought she would, but he doesn't want to discourage her or anything... if she could just tell him more, then he could feel like he could be more earnest, but alas.- COLT: Um... Are you alright? DOVE: yeah -except now she's frowning- COLT: ... COLT: Are you... sure about that? DOVE: -LOUDER FROWNING- nnngghgnghghgnnn -ROLLS OVER- COLT: ... -shimmies out from behind his drums to go sit with her- DOVE: -squirms to drape herself over his lap- DOVE: i dunno man DOVE: i just feel weird n dumb COLT: ... You're not dumb. -pets her hair- DOVE: so whys it gotta be hard to date somebody i wanted to date for like my whole life COLT: Well... Maybe that's the problem. COLT: Maybe you spent so much time buildin' up the idea of it in your head that when it became a reality it weren't uh... what you were expectin'? DOVE: -groans. but that's stupid... and she feels even more stupid because of it, the fact that he's probably right. it's frustrating and makes her feel guilty. why the heck should it be easier to not date someone even after all this time?? she thought she knew what was up, she thought she knew this whole fucking time. and now it was like... everything she understood was being kicked apart.- DOVE: i dont DOVE: want it to be like that tho COLT: ... I know. It's real... lame. If that's the case. COLT: But I reckon you oughta rethink what you want? And how you feel? Just to be sure. DOVE: -just lays there frowning- DOVE: yeah DOVE: i guess COLT: -pets her hair some more- I'm sorry. DOVE: -rolls a little to squish her face in his side- DOVE: -muffled- thankff COLT: -smiles a little- Don't mention it. COLT: -what a dork... he hopes she'll be okay. it's difficult watching everyone go through so much lately. he's just glad he's in a good enough place to feel like he can actually be helpful.- DOVE: im gona take a nap on ur floor ok COLT: ... You don't gotta nap on the floor. DOVE: -eyeballs him suspiciously- DOVE: -squinto- COLT: Nap on my bed. Like a sensible person. DOVE: ok but DOVE: how do i know wat been hapenin on that bed lately COLT: ... -he has nothing to say about that- COLT: -but his face is very red- DOVE: omg!!! COLT: No... DOVE: yes!!! COLT: Stop. DOVE: duuuude! DOVE: ohhh DOVE: my GOODNESSES DOVE: -buries face in her hands- ima cry COLT: -stares up at the ceiling- Argh. DOVE: im DOVE: im not sayin nothin DOVE: nope DOVE: no werds 2 be said DOVE: just gonna DOVE: nap on this floor COLT: ... Fine. -gets up to grab her an EXTRA BLANKET and PILLOW he keeps under his bed and then tosses them her way- But get cozy. DOVE: -doof- kay DOVE: thanks bubba COLT: Uh huh. -plops himself down onto his TAINTED LINENS and leans back to mess with his lyrics some more- DOVE: -and she's going to curl up and think about her life, but not for long. it's easier not to think too hard knowing someone else is just... there, and his presence has always been comforting. just a sweet, quiet anchor in the midst of all the loud and crazy bullshit that was the rest of their family. it's a nice enough thought to sleep on.-

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-- technologicGodot [TG] began pestering synthonicPlumage [SP] at 16:45 -- TG: hey TG: do me a quick favor SP: hi daddy SP: wat u want TG: set up a tent outside of joels door SP: r we trollin him TG: yeah SP: k SP: need to grab me tent TG: knew i could count on you babe SP: B3 SP: u no i am always down SP: 2 mess w him TG: pretty sure it counts as a family activity SP: it absalutely does TG: take pics and we put it in the scrapbook TG: that we totally have SP: B) SP: do i need to be in the tent or do i need 2 jst leave it there TG: oh no just leave it there TG: empty TG: maybe like TG: oh i know TG: just get the zipper stuck TG: so its zipped up SP: lmao TG: hope you dont need the tent SP: no i jus made a new one w pics of meme dogs on it TG: that sounds fucking awesome TG: i gotta see that -- synthonicPlumage [SP] sent the file "pitchinatent.jpg" -- TG: beautiful TG: im so proud i might have a tear in my eye SP: as far as im concerned ur always cryin proud dad tears TG: hey dont spread that shit around TG: i got a rep to maintain SP: :3 SP: :3c SP: u got it dude TG: why do you think i wear shades TG: the day you were born just slapped them on SP: lol ur a nerd SP: but not rly SP: hey so whats the tent bout anyway TG: your cousins just bein more of a teenager than usual TG: kinda hard to explain TG: hes like adamant about bein alone in his room so i said i was gonna campout and sleep in front of his door TG: im not that would be uncomfortable as shit TG: so the tents gonna do it for me SP: pomg SP: hes doin it 2 u too????? SP: ok y am i actin srurpsrised SP: i am not surprised TG: whats with the angst all of a sudden TG: i dont know TG: hes accusin me of not appreciating karl like where the hell did that come from SP: cuz hes full o beef SP: n hormones TG: how the hell did you get so smart SP: ima pretend i said some stuff all complimeentin u here TG: man thanks i dont know what to do with myself now TG: im all flattered and shit SP: huhuhu TG: so your girlfriend punched joel in the face SP: o SP: ye............. TG: learned that yesterday SP: yee.......... TG: i mean TG: way to go pickin a partner with an arm SP: i mean we werent datin at the time it hapened TG: thats the whole reason i married your mom SP: omg TG: what you never knew that SP: guess family trait is goin 2 the flex zone TG: thats how we choose our soulmates SP: i think thats beautiful SP: ne way i g2g SP: lemme kno if joel flips out SP: ill fite him -- synthonicPlumage [SP] ceased pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 17:14 --

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-- autonomicSymbiosis [AS] began pestering synthonicPlumage [SP] at 15:58 -- AS: ==> SP: Be present For communication Purposes SP: o SP: sup AS: ==> YeS AS: ==> This HAs Been deemed a SUCCSESFUL integration and communication link establishMent AS: ==> SP: also begin Introductions anD PleaSantries SP: u talkin bout me AS: ==> thE communication Device has Deemed This organic Lifeform to be SP AS: ==> GreEETINGS Fellow Pestering CHum SP SP: names dove dude AS: ==> Dove,Strider AS: ==> INQUIRY NODE HERE SP: ye SP: watch were u stickin them inquery nodes AS: ==> Visual PERcePTION is A gift of The Flesh AS: ==> HoweVER placement shall be Carefully Monitered SP: thats cool SP: a wHOOOOO r u AS: ==> Syntax ERROR File NotFound AS: ==> Syntax ERROR File NotFound AS: ==> Syntax ERROR File NotFound SP: ok ima call u SP: mr ass AS: ==> ThaT is Not A UNIquE aPelation howeVER it is Regardless noted in File for monitering Behavior of Pestering Chum Pester Software useRs SP: u tellin me someone else calls you mr ass???? AS: ==> YesS in the last Four Hours Thirty TWo MInutes we haVE been refered to as AS: ==> -- Mr. Ass -- or Similar Variations Upon -- Mr. ASs -- Seven Times by randomly Messaged users of PEsterMan The Pester COmpany SP: o my god SP: im pissed SP: bet none of em showed u this SP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLoehwYshPc AS: ==> based on DATA ANaLYsis you are 63% Likely TO Make Claim that your intangible Quality Swag HAs been JACKED AS: ==> -- UNEXPECTED USER INPUT -- SP: HA SP: GET SHAT ON RANDOM PCHUM USERs AS: ==> SP: AS: ==> SP WHO IS DOVE: exPLAIN SP: hes SP: an ass man AS: ==> eXplanation insufficient for Data Records -- AS: ==> WHAT THe Fuck Dude -- SP: HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA AS: ==> -- SP: its u SP: u love 2 love em SP: u love 2 kick em SP: u love 2 shove em SP: u love 2 stick em AS: ==> SP: Be Satisfied with Doing that and promptly STop Doing THat -- SP: B) SP: CUZ UR AN ASS MAN AS: ==> That is NOt an Accurate Descriptor for VArious Reasons -- Files UNCHANGED -- Data REgarding Mr. ASS 1ST WWF 1999 CUSTOM TITANTRON HD relegated to PRANKSTERISMS FOLDER -- SP: B)))))))) SP: u can move files SP: but u cant hide SP: also what kinda qurik even is that AS: ==> All Information provided by SP Shall BE placed Under Scrutiny SP: wow im hurt ;( AS: ==> APpply Cool Compress to Dermal Injuries -- SP: thx sweetie SP: <3 <3 <3 AS: ==> -- AS: ==> ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? SP: u & i AS: ==> Creating File on PESTERCHUM CLIENT USER synthonicPlumage (DOVE) SP: were in the shit 2gether now my friend pal SP: my homie lover friend AS: ==> NOTATION -- despite CoOperation This User Makes Very LIttle logical Sense -- SP: babe no SP: y u gotta do me like that AS: ==> -- -- -- -- -- AS: ==> process Complete -- SP: wat u processin SP: is it ur love 4 me SP: cuz i was thinkin SP: i rly like WHITE gold no wat im sayin?? SP: like SP: still gold but also fake silver SP: best o both wurlds AS: ==> RESPONDING TO INQUIRY -- i rly like WHITE gold no wat im sayin?? AS: ==> -- no -- SP: im sayin SP: SIIIIIIGH SP: http://www.mazaldiamond.com/blog-en/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/white-gold-bezel-setting.jpg SP: c this is a p nice one AS: ==> mAKing File Notation -- PrefeRENCE for bands created Out of Precious MEtaLs SP: thats what u prefer when u gettin engaged bb cakez SP: im tellin u SP: U & I SP: IN SP: THE SHIT AS: ==> Currently Noted to be ENGAGED -- in COmmunication Protocoles AS: ==> IS THIS CORRECT? Y/N SP: y AS: ==> NOTED AS: ==> currently EngaGEd In The Shit -- Communication PurposeS SP: we should tell every1 the good news AS: ==> SP: REvIEW IMAGES AS: ==> https://www.google.com/search?q=preCious+Metal+Bands+with+PoLished+sTonEs+In+Them&biw=1600&bih=799&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiQvOWy0ZbMAhUDyj4KHQ48BZYQ_AUIBygC SP: !!!! SP: yeessss SP: https://rzjewelry.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/channel-eternity-band.jpg SP: this 1s good i like this one SP: http://www.sharpfacets.com/jewelry/colorexploweb.jpg SP: also this 1 AS: ==> PREFERENCE NOTED IN FILE FOR (Uknown),DOVE SP: B3 AS: ==> PREFERENCE SAVED UNDER SYSINDEX B-3 SP: omg SP: how dare u SP: give my cat face a nose AS: ==> -- AS: ==> PROCESS COMPLETE -- SOURCE OF OUTRAGE UNKNWON -- AttEMpt of Subject Change ADvised -- Information Sought For File STRIDER,JOEL to be utilized in Communication with user [ET] aT designated time -- LATER -- REquEST for Information With Which to Populate File -- SP: u askin bout my cuz SP: i was just pitchin a tent outside his door lmao shits hilarios AS: ==> -- AS: ==> TenT pitched outside of Door -- Explain Purpose SP: to fuck with him AS: ==> -- SP: idk it was my dads idea so it gotta b good AS: ==> -- -- -- -- AS: ==> PaternAL relation -- STRIDER,DAVE ( Y/N? ) SP: ye AS: ==> FilE(s) UpdATEd SP: ur p cute SP: in a weird computer way AS: ==> -- InVAlid Input -- SP: o cmon don be all bashful AS: ==> -- This PlatforM is Unable To ProcEsS reasoning BEhind Judgements Made by Organic Minds -- Currently -- Aggregating data-- AS: ==> Will not DiscARd INvalid Input -- Despite LAcK of Comprehensive Reasoning -- SP: dont b so hard on urself b AS: ==> -- THis platform Will Consult with PHysically present Organic CAretakers WHen Opportunity PResents -- SP: u talkin bout ur parents SP: u gonna tell ur parents on me AS: ==> -- FILE NOT FOUND -- SP: u don have parents????? AS: ==> REquesTING LAteR Continuance -- physical mainteNtance Required -- SP: thats the saddest thing i ever got told AS: ==> -- -- -- -- -- -- -- AS: ==> -- -- SP: ... AS: ==> GooDbye Chum Friend DOVE,STRIDER SP: ne way bye -- autonomicSymbiosis [AS] ceased pestering synthonicPlumage [SP] at 17:03 --

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-- windedArabesque [WA] began trolling synthonicPlumage [SP] at 18:32-- WA: dove...! are you here...? SP: ay WA: oh good...! hi...! SP: sup WA: well...! a lot i guess...! SP: ye? WA: you saw what happened earlier...! right...? SP: mmmmmmmmm SP: ye WA: i'm so sorry...! everyone had to see that...! SP: not ur fault WA: i am actually...! doing something about it...! right now...! WA: because i am really mad...! SP: wait wat SP: wat u doin WA: hold on...! SP: ?? ANANYA: -there's a lot of knocking on dove's door- DOVE: -oh. okay. she guesses she should... get that??? she gets up slowly and shuffles over before pulling it open. oh shit it's ananya.- oh DOVE: oh hey ANANYA: -she's a gross snotty teary mess- i'm sorry...! i just...! don't...! know where...! to go...! -there's a lot of wheezing happening here- DOVE: -oh god- DOVE: no no no its ok DOVE: aw shit DOVE: dont cry DOVE: u can come in DOVE: shit ANANYA: -she walks on in and rubs her eyes, sitting down at the closest opportunity- thanks...! -time for more inhaler- DOVE: yyeah -shuts door after her and looks around frantically for like, tissues or something, jesus. her room is kind of a mess, this is such a mess. there's a mostly used roll of toilet paper on her desk, so she grabs it and holds it out to ananya- ANANYA: -she takes the toilet paper and blows her nose, using more to wipe at her face- i punched joel...! DOVE: wh DOVE: -SHE WAS GONNA DO THAT WHAT- DOVE: -wait no- DOVE: u like DOVE: u socked him DOVE: with ur lil fists??? ANANYA: -she nods- yeah...! he said he wasn't sorry...! for what he did...! and called me dense...! i told him to never...! speak to me...! again...! DOVE: hooo my god DOVE: -she looks uncharacteristically PISSED for a second- ANANYA: i never even...! said i liked him like that...! you know...? DOVE: o DOVE: -oh- DOVE: ....... well wtf ANANYA: i mean i started...! to wonder if he did...! because he was saying nice things to me...! but he got all weird...! and he said he had to go...! ANANYA: we didn't get to talk about it...! DOVE: nnngh ANANYA: i just don't get it...! i was trying so hard...! to avoid what he said bothered him...! and then he does this...! DOVE: fact is he can be kinda a dick ANANYA: i guess i don't have to...! worry about it...! anymore...! DOVE: .... yea ANANYA: i just...! want to forget about today...! DOVE: yea DOVE: i feel it ANANYA: thank you...! for letting me...! hang out here...! DOVE: no prob DOVE: u..... DOVE: ok? ANANYA: i will be...! -she offers a weak smile- i'm better now...! DOVE: good DOVE: -shoves her shades up and smiles back at her- DOVE: dumb question but DOVE: ... actually nvm ANANYA: no it's okay...! you can ask...! i won't think it's dumb...! DOVE: uhh DOVE: guess i just DOVE: am glad u came to me ANANYA: of course...! i trust you...! ANANYA: and besides...! -she laughs a little- i think the whole closet thing...! brought us closer...! DOVE: -oh god oh jeez. her face feels at least three times warmer.- DOVE: u think so ANANYA: -her face is a little warm too- well yeah...! DOVE: im def DOVE: .... DOVE: all about that ANANYA: about being closer...? DOVE: ..... DOVE: i mean DOVE: yea ANANYA: me too...! i mean...! in a few ways...! -she looks down and back up- DOVE: ways huh DOVE: -????? INTERNAL SCREAMIN- DOVE: like DOVE: ...? ANANYA: i mean...! you don't have to feel obligated...! to say that...! DOVE: wha DOVE: no DOVE: im not obligated 2 say nothin i just kinda say stuff ANANYA: well...! i just...! like being close...! with you...! DOVE: hey me too DOVE: -MORE INTERNAL SCREAMING- ANANYA: yeah...? -sheepish smiling- DOVE: -shit- DOVE: yeah like DOVE: yeah ANANYA: then that's um...! pretty cool...! -no more crying- DOVE: ... -awkward glancing around her room. man. she really wished she had cleaned up more before this- DOVE: -FOCUS DOVE FOCUS- DOVE: ur DOVE: .......... p good ANANYA: -her eyes widen in surprise because she was not expecting that p good- oh...! thanks...! -why can't she determine signals????- DOVE: u r welc DOVE: -jesus dove pls- ANANYA: -clears her throat and wipes her face a little. what does she even say?- DOVE: -DO SOMETHING DOVE FFS- DOVE: hey i like kissing you DOVE: -FUCK NO THAT WASNT WHAT SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO??? A B OR T- ANANYA: -she can't help but smile and blush- i like...! kissing you...! too...! DOVE: o DOVE: -GOD SHE'S GONNA DIE SHE'S SO RED- DOVE: nice ANANYA: -so is she- do you...? um...? DOVE: huh ANANYA: want to...? DOVE: ... DOVE: yyyyye.....sssssss DOVE: yes DOVE: yes! ANANYA: okay...! um...! -she leans in slowly- DOVE: -oh shit dove dont fuck this up. this isnt a dare now this is the REAL DEAL. FOR. REALSIES. just. touch her face. yes good. now she's going in for the kill. which is the kiss in terms that aren't DUMB.- ANANYA: -their lips meet and her fins flick because she's feeling just so much at once, and her hand goes up to hold dove's hand against her cheek- DOVE: -oh god this is happening, and it's fucking surreal. she's terrified of fucking it up and so ridiculously happy at the same time, and it almost makes it difficult to focus on what's actually happening, but Ananya's hand on hers helps. she wants to be present for this, and she definitely doesn't want it to stop anytime soon. it might make her forget that Ananya probably needs to breathe soon.- ANANYA: -kissing dove feels even better than it did during the game, and she hates having to break away just to breathe, but she does for just a moment before smiling at her and going into kiss her again with a little more fervor this time- DOVE: -oh. okay. that's what's up. she's remembering again why she likes ananya so much, not that she ever forgot -- everything sweet and fiery and wonderful, beautiful, even the ways she struggled, the things she feared. it had all come to mean so much to her, to want to see ananya happy, succeeding. it frustrated her that her cousin had gotten in the way of that, but for now, she would forget. she hoped they both would, and she's also hoping that slipping her fingers into Ananya's hair helps, because she's wanted to do that for a while now.- ANANYA: -she shifts to face dove more so she can kiss her easier, not knowing what to do with her hands but using them anyway to fall down to her sides- DOVE: -oh okay this is good too. fuck. now it's her turn to pull back for a second, because she's feeling just a little overwhelmed by the reality of this situation.- ho shi.... ANANYA: -she looks incredibly concerned at dove- was that okay...? DOVE: oh ye DOVE: super ok DOVE: just DOVE: wow DOVE: is all ANANYA: -she giggles a little- it's kind of fun...? DOVE: yeah yeah DOVE: def DOVE: i mean DOVE: for me too DOVE: yea ANANYA: -she pauses- dove do you...? ANANYA: like me...? ANANYA: flushed...? DOVE: .................................. DOVE: -OH my gOD- DOVE: ... -for once she wheeze- DOVE: hhhh DOVE: i DOVE: mmm DOVE: mmyep DOVE: hhhlike DOVE: fuck dude DOVE: uuhh DOVE: basically DOVE: like forever DOVE: yeah DOVE: pretty much been forever DOVE: -FLUFFS HER OWN HAIR ANXIOUSLY- ANANYA: -she's totally surprised. Is this what Joel was talking about? things are starting to piece together. She smiles at dove, feeling overwhelmed with emotions- why didn't you tell me...? DOVE: iiiiiii DOVE: dunno ANANYA: i had no idea...! DOVE: yyyyeah i was kinda DOVE: not DOVE: v obvious about that ANANYA: but you're so cool...! DOVE: ahahah DOVE: ye DOVE: i mean i try DOVE: spoilers im not rly that cool tho DOVE: see: big secret crush thing ANANYA: -she grins at her and laughs- i mean...! i think that's pretty cool...! DOVE: that i had a crush on u like my entire life and didnt tell u ANANYA: that you had a crush on me...! that you have one...! DOVE: oh DOVE: see thats good cuz DOVE: i like DOVE: yknow DOVE: had no idea how that was gonna go ANANYA: well...! apparently...! it went okay...! DOVE: -long relieved sigh and plops down next to her- DOVE: jesus DOVE: this is rly surreal tbh DOVE: like u got no idea DOVE: ahahaha ANANYA: -still grinning at her- it feels pretty surreal...! over here too...! ANANYA: today was crazy...! DOVE: ye but im likin how it turned out DOVE: this is like huge DOVE: uh DOVE: i mean DOVE: i guess i should ask DOVE: what u think ANANYA: what i think...? -she pauses, pensive- i think that...! i like kissing you...! and touching you makes me feel warm...! and good...! and i like being around you...! DOVE: -oh jesus fuck she might die- DOVE: c DOVE: cool ANANYA: is that weird...? i haven't really...! done much before...! or anything...! i don't know how this works...! DOVE: no DOVE: no way not weird at all DOVE: i mean i aint an expert or nothin but DOVE: if u like it and i like it....... ANANYA: then...? DOVE: thennn DOVE: ??? DOVE: we could do that like DOVE: regular DOVE: like ANANYA: like often...? DOVE: ..... ye ANANYA: I like that idea...! DOVE: whew DOVE: ok i thought u were gonna say hell no 4 a sec there ANANYA: why would i...? say that...? ANANYA: i would be kind of stupid...! to say that...! DOVE: i mean not if thats how u feel DOVE: but since its not DOVE: i guess we dont gotta worry about that ANANYA: exactly...! we don't have to worry...! about any of that...! ANANYA: dove...? DOVE: ye? ANANYA: i think i...! ANANYA: really like you...! DOVE: -this is probably the loudest internal screaming of all- DOVE: -and yet somehow it makes it easier to lean over and.... RASPBERRY ANANYA'S NECK- ANANYA: -screeches and laughs loudly- DOVE...! DOVE: ur gonna like me more now i know it DOVE: were doin it were makin it hapen DOVE: -PFFRRRT- ANANYA: AAAAAH...! -she's laughing SO HARD right now fUCK- DOVE: -ok she will let up just cuz she doesn't want to make ananya deal with fifty coughing fits in one night- ur welcome ANANYA: -she slides her arms around dove again, running her hands up her back- i guess i...! couldn't get that anywhere else...! DOVE: hehe DOVE: sure hope not ANANYA: i don't think i want to...! in that case...! DOVE: -YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS- DOVE: does that mean uh DOVE: u wanna do the thing DOVE: w me DOVE: wait that didnt come out rite DOVE: i mean like DOVE: a DOVE: date thing DOVE: or i guess DOVE: THE date thing ANANYA: like go on a date...? or be...? DOVE: ...... well i mean DOVE: whatever u wanna do DOVE: but like DOVE: both is good ANANYA: what do you wanna do...? DOVE: .... all of the above p much ANANYA: i'm...! ANANYA: i'm good with...! that...! DOVE: see this convo just keeps gettin better n better ANANYA: -she's acting all sheepish now- so are we...? ANANYA: (matesprits...?) DOVE: yyyyyyyyyyyyyes??? DOVE: by which i mean DOVE: hell yes???? ANANYA: (oh my god...!) DOVE: o same DOVE: -nervous GIDDY LAUGHTER- ANANYA: (what do we do now...?) -why is she whispering- DOVE: anythin we wanna do DOVE: kinda overwhelmin possibility ANANYA: i kind of like it though...! DOVE: i also like the ideas happenin in my head ANANYA: -tilts her head- like...? DOVE: -hoo boy. she's not gonna let herself get carried away but her hand slides to Ananya's hip carefully.- ill be lettin u kno DOVE: -leans in closer again, aiming for her mouth one more time- ANANYA: -her fins flick again in a kind of nervous excitement when their lips meet, and ananya leans into her. it's so hard not to smile. how do people kiss and smile at the same time?- DOVE: -apparently like this, because Dove is smiling too, and the fact that they're both doing it makes her smile more and laugh and the kiss just kind of ends up not succeeding in the best kind of way- ANANYA: -she's giggling too and goes to kiss dove's cheek instead. what a good turn of events for today. what a GREAT turn of events- DOVE: -this is pretty much the best day of her entire life- DOVE: -she is probably going to explode soon- DOVE: -ANANYA AFFECTION IS THE BEST FUCKING THING- ANANYA: i am into this...! already...!

#in which doves internal screaming hits an all time high #windedarabesque

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synthonicplumage-blog · 9 years ago

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DOVE: -bap baps at colts door with her hands. She slap this door good.- hey bubba can i lay on ur floor 4 a min -she's making the rounds- COLT: -cracks the door a bit and peers through it suspiciously, but then opens it the rest of the way for the cousin- Alrighty. -steps aside- DOVE: -slides in and flops right down on the floor- COLT: -there she go. luckily the floor is nice and clean.- COLT: What can I do ya for? -seats his own rear back on his bed, which is less clean- DOVE: -just lay there shades on face- hhhrrrrg DOVE: and also COLT: -same- DOVE: HHHHRRRRRR COLT: ... Yeah. DOVE: u get my drift COLT: I think so. COLT: Though that's generally just how I feel at most times. DOVE: -siiiiigh- DOVE: -wriggles onto her side and looks at him- DOVE: he givin u a hard time too or is it just me COLT: ... -looks down at his lap, twiddling his thumbs- He is. DOVE: -frown town. She don't like that look- how hard a time COLT: It... ain't so bad. COLT: He just don't wanna talk about nothin'. COLT: And shut me out. COLT: -and it made him cry...- COLT: But I understand why he wouldn't wanna do that. Not really my business. DOVE: uuuuggghhh!!! DOVE: cept it kinda is cuz he's tryin 2 act like stone cold steve austin bout everything even tho we all know that's bs DOVE: minus the beer drinkin n bald hed n watnot DOVE: like cmon dude DOVE: its 1 thing if u just don wanna talk about it rn but he's actin like nobody got any business carin about it cuz he's got it aaaaaall under control DOVE: but were like a team here DOVE: like p much the only real team we got lbr DOVE: he cant just be a nard bout his sads and expect us 2 b like o ok write us a postcard talk 2 u next xmas COLT: ... Yeah. -sniffles a little just thinking about it.- COLT: But what are we supposed to do? DOVE: well he gets his junk sorted out or we kick him in it p simple DOVE: if he dont wanna remember we care bout him we gotta remind him ourselves DOVE: i mean he cant ignore both o us its 2v1 plus were like his favorite ppl DOVE: and if he tries ill put him in a leg lock DOVE: see him try n ignore that COLT: -wipes his nose on his sleeve- Don't put him in a leg lock. DOVE: aww bubba noooo -scoots toward him and leans against his leg- ill avoid the leg lock as long as i can i promise COLT: -sniff sigh- ... It's frustratin', Dove. COLT: I don't know why he won't... -shakes his head- Why he thinks he can't talk to me about it. COLT: I know he's stubborn as a mule but when it really matters... -wilts- COLT: He's always been there for me. COLT: Maybe it's been about me too much and that's why... -he's confused and sad and rambling help him- DOVE: hey no DOVE: yknow what last night i was feelin the same gd way DOVE: like maybe it was my fault and i hecked up and he just didn't trust me w stuff like that or i was bein too selfish DOVE: but its startin 2 look more like hes bein selfish DOVE: in the not good way that hes allowed to be rite now for feelin sad but in the shutting ppl out n making things worse way DOVE: we care bout him n hes not wantin to see it and that ain't fair DOVE: n i s2g if he tries usin that as an excuse 2 be sad n beat himself up some more i will not be able to control my wrestling moves DOVE: not allowed DOVE: this aint no B plot anime DOVE: where the protag gotta cut himself outta everyone's lives cuz he got some beef w himself only 2 discover he was bein a bigger dick all along DOVE: -lookin at u Zidane- COLT: -ff9 continues to be relevant, as always- COLT: ... Guess so. -grabs himself a tissue. good thing there's always a box RIGHT HERE- COLT: -hoooorrrnnnk- And under those circumstances, I reckon I can't really stop you from wrestlin' him neither. DOVE: im glad we could come 2 this agreement 8) COLT: -more sniffles- Sorry about all the blubberin'. DOVE: -papaps his leg- u got every rite 2 it COLT: -he's quiet for a moment- Thanks for comin' to see me. COLT: I was plannin' on mopin' all day. -he's still gonna do that, but at least he'll be able to think more constructively now- DOVE: no prob bob DOVE: i like seein u too DOVE: plans 2 grapple the sib later ye?? COLT: -nods slowly- Yeah... I will. COLT: But prolly more in an emotional sense than a literal physical one. DOVE: werks 4 me DOVE: -shoves herself up and smooches his cheekarooni- DOVE: ill check in w u later b DOVE: -activates heelies- peace -NYOOM- COLT: -waves after her- See ya, Dove. -there she go...-

#in which everyone is agreement joel is dumb #taciteaneremite

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synthonicplumage-blog · 9 years ago

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-- synthonicPlumage [SP] began pestering zendikEbriection [ZE] -- SP: sup sup sup sup sup sup sup ZE: hyeyh hyeyh whyats up SP: SUUUUUP SP: sap sap soup ZE: omg ZE: please ZE: seriouslyh whyats up SP: soap SP: nm wbu SP: wait hold up SP: i got more stuff 2 say first SP: have i ever told u SP: that SP: u got the cutest lil quirk SP: ???? ZE: omg are u drunk ZE: i mean no and yhoure righyt but SP: no ok i knew that SP: also SP: no but yes SP: cuz i am SP: drunk on life SP: B))) ZE: yhou sure are yhoure completelyh wasted arent yhou ZE: just full on underaged wasted SP: wasted on....... happiness ZE: whyat yhou got to be so fuckin happyh over SP: hmmmmmmm SP: mmmmmmm SP: just good stuff SP: ;))) ZE: define good stuff cuz onlyh news ive been hyearin about hyas been p shyittyh ZE: so yhoure like ZE: thye onlyh one hyavin a good time SP: ye thats also tru SP: but still SP: legit good stuff SP: i could tell u SP: buuuuut SP: u gotta tell me somethin first SP: u always wanna kno wat every1 else is doin but u never wanna tell nobody wat ur doin SP: n accordin 2 me the lack of equal exschange here is fuckin BANANAZ ZE: okayh depends on whyat yhoure gunna ask SP: prrrffrfrrrfrrt SP: y SP: r u not havin a good time pepe SP: ? ZE: is thyat thye thying yhou want in exchyange SP: ye ZE: well whyo said i was i could be hyavin a neutral time SP: puhFRRRRRTTT SP: k im comin over SP: i am gettin 2 the bottom of every1s super sneaky quiet ninja feelin deflextions SP: if i gotta hedlock it outta this HOLE DARN SHIP DOVE: -slap slap slap. That's the sound of dove at Pythias door.- PYTHIA: O__O;;; *.... gets up and opens it SLOWLY- thye fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck DOVE: -rolls in. Plops on a seat- DOVE: -gendo poses at her- DOVE: aite let's try this again DOVE: what up PYTHIA: yhou come in myh hyome and sit on MYH chyair PYTHIA: RUDE DOVE: ye DOVE: however DOVE: u r breaking the sacred oath DOVE: of givin me DOVE: the deets DOVE: im doin wat i gotta do PYTHIA: >8T PYTHIA: so yhou aint leavin until i give yhou somethyin is thyat it DOVE: ye DOVE: no more flip flappin around DOVE: just u n me DOVE: and the thing DOVE: that u r not sayin PYTHIA: -SIGHS LOUDLY- PYTHIA: fine PYTHIA: since yhoure beggin to hyear it and everyhones probablyh gunna find out anyhwayh because of myh MAJOR FUCKUP todayh PYTHIA: i mayh hyave mayhbe hyad a hyuge thying for ruleus PYTHIA: and i thyoughyt hye hyad a thying for me too PYTHIA: but thyen citrin flyhs in an ROBS hyim awayh because apparentlyh all thyat was nothyin PYTHIA: all thyose times i hyid hyim in myh room because cit was bothyerin hyim too much all thyose times i let hyim nerd out over hyis stupid diseases PYTHIA: nothyin PYTHIA: im probablyh thye onlyh one in thyis group whyo even understands hyalf thye shyit hyes even goin on about DOVE: .... oh PYTHIA: yheayh PYTHIA: ohy -crosses her arms and looks away from dove, her eyebrows knitting- DOVE: ok DOVE: that is DOVE: pretty sucky DOVE: i am legit sorry to hear that DOVE: r u like DOVE: ok?? DOVE: mmmm that's probs a dumb question DOVE: ok u wanna like DOVE: bring it in? DOVE: maybe? DOVE: -HOLDS ARMS OUT- PYTHIA: .... -eyes doves WELCOMING ARMS- .... yheahy okayh -shuffles over and just kinda drops herself into doves arms- DOVE: -SQUEEEEEZES and snuggles her. Rests chin on her shoulder- boys r p dumb ngl DOVE: would spilling my tea make u feel better PYTHIA: yheahy PYTHIA: at bothy a thyose thyings yhou just said DOVE: ok here goes PYTHIA: -shes just gunna sit like this because dove is a good hugger- DOVE: -SHE ASPIRES FOR THIS- so im p jazzed cuz DOVE: i am offishally DOVE: not single anymore which is p crazy wow DOVE: i realize this aint timely news considerin every1 else is not havin the time of their lives but don't worry i also got some dumb sad news just 4 u DOVE: by which i mean my own dumb sad news cuz im kinda dumb and sad about it PYTHIA: woahy thyis is turnin into more news thyan i was expectin DOVE: u rly got my heart with that confession so im givin u all my beans PYTHIA: :3 DOVE: ne way u wanna guess who im datin or should i just say it PYTHIA: uhyhyhy probs shyould sayh cuz im too up myh own butt withy myh own stuff to know whyos into whyo anyhmore DOVE: fair nuff DOVE: hhhnnnnanya PYTHIA: ...... wait PYTHIA: were yhou just makin noises thyere or was thyat a name DOVE: ... kinda both DOVE: is DOVE: .... ananya PYTHIA: whyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat PYTHIA: but joel just gave hyer suchy a hyard time DOVE: yea i kno DOVE: and TBH im not totally sure why that happened but also kinda do know DOVE: but it wasnt nothin about him likin her which i guess was why it got all weird PYTHIA: k im reallyh confused DOVE: its weird jojo stuff DOVE: wich brings me 2 my next point that he ain't rly talkin to me about his jojo stuff DOVE: even tho we do that usually DOVE: and im kinda not totally cool about it DOVE: idk if i fucked up or hes just bein dumb or hes lowkey jealous or wat PYTHIA: ohy was thyis somethyin yhou two were kinda talkin about thye othyer dayh cuz i was talkin to hyim whyen yhou messaged hyim an i kinda left to give space to breathye in case yhou were gunna rail into hyim DOVE: uhh yea i guess so DOVE: i went 2 tell him what i just told u bout me and nannerz and tried to ask him wat was up w him and he gave me the ol "nothin i am 2 cool for feelin" shpiel DOVE: wich is bs n everyone knows it PYTHIA: omfg hye lies PYTHIA: i mean thyeres probablyh some whyiplashy or somethyin i dunno PYTHIA: im feelin some whyiplashy an its got nothyin to do withy me DOVE: the annoyin thing is i p much already know wats buggin him but he still wanna act like it aint PYTHIA: whyats thyat DOVE: uurrrrrg DOVE: its kinda a personal thing he should probs tell u himself DOVE: but its just dumb man DOVE: not how hes feelin but that he wants to act like idk DOVE: nobody cares or nobody should care or wtf ever he is doin DOVE: but let's just say his whole yellin at ananya in front of everyone thing was kinda a big deal for him and he's actin like it wasnt DOVE: 2 me neway PYTHIA: pft yheahy it was totally a wayh bigger deal thyan hye wants it to seem DOVE: YA and just DOVE: -siiiighs- DOVE: were sposed to be like good on this shit w each other DOVE: i am not feelin romantically rejected but i am feelin slighted by me cuz which is also p shitty DOVE: and thats all the tea i got for u 2day DOVE: i hope it was refreshin DOVE: Bp PYTHIA: yheahy it was p refreshyin i just wishy i didnt feel so confused PYTHIA: hyow long hyave yhou an ana been into eachy othyer DOVE: -sweats- uh DOVE: idk bout her but DOVE: ive basically liked her for DOVE: ever DOVE: -SIIIIIGH- got real good at not doin anything about it PYTHIA: ohy dang PYTHIA: hymmm PYTHIA: yhou shyould probs be a lil careful thyen in case thyeres anyh reboundin goin on withy hyer DOVE: huh?? PYTHIA: yhou know like PYTHIA: ohy hyeyh thye guyh i like doesnt like me an im hyurt byh it ill just get withy thye first person whyo sayhs thyeyh like me to hyelp me feel better PYTHIA: not thyat i thyink shyed do thyat INTENTIONALLYH PYTHIA: but i still worryh DOVE: ....... DOVE: wait no DOVE: im p sure she told me she didnt like him like that DOVE: or DOVE: she didnt tell him that DOVE: urg DOVE: man i aint even got time 2 get crazy about this yet it just got started DOVE: if she were doin a rebound i just gotta make her like me more problem solved DOVE: p sure i got a leg up now considerin she hates him PYTHIA: tis true PYTHIA: hyes plannin on apologizin for publicly hyumiliatin hyer but hyes def not sorryh for tellin hyer to shyove off DOVE: -sigh- ye i kno PYTHIA: i guess im hyappyh for yhou thyoughy even if its hyard to be completelyh hyappyh because PYTHIA: yhou know DOVE: well thank u DOVE: -leans in and tries to SMOOCHAROO PYTHIAS CHEEK o3o- PYTHIA: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG DOVE: mmmmmwah PYTHIA: DOVE WHYYH DOVE: y not DOVE: -slides shades on- B) PYTHIA: FUCK DOVE: omg i killed her PYTHIA: killed me dead im gone forever DOVE: sry not sry PYTHIA: >8C -tries to smooch her cheek back HARDER- DOVE: oof!!! DOVE: dang watch that kisser DOVE: -she might blush a lil bit tho. crap- PYTHIA: no u DOVE: k -stares at her mouth- PYTHIA: .... whyatre yhou lookin at PYTHIA: it sure aint myh eyhes DOVE: that kisser DOVE: accordin to ur orders PYTHIA: .................... >8T DOVE: 8) PYTHIA: -PUSH- DOVE: -LEANS AND CLINGS TO HER- if im goin down ur goin down w me!!!! PYTHIA: AUGH NO DOVE: 2 FUCKIN LATE DOVE: -the most dramatic slow lean to the side- PYTHIA: AUGHY STOP -she's trying to pull away BUT THAT CLING... THAT CLING...- DOVE: noppppp -theyre goin down down in an earlier round- PYTHIA: -AND SHE'S THE ONE GOIN DOWN SWINGING. FLAILS- DOVE: -o shit. she's probably getting smacked in that case. DOOF. Wow. She is so good at wrangling cute girls these days. Battle scars were just the next step...- PYTHIA: -GET WRECKED, DOVE. She goes crasking to the ground with her- WOW DOVE: gah fuck -it takes her a second to realize her lip is hurting- ahahaha gaddamn wtf DOVE: -pats it a lil. Yep. That some blood- aight PYTHIA: omg PYTHIA: see thyats whyat yhou get PYTHIA: thyats whyat yhou get whyen yhou fight a stranger in thye alps PTYHIA: thyats whyat yhou get whyen yhou feed a stoner scrambled eggs DOVE: ... bruh PYTHIA: u_u -crosses her arms- DOVE: no regrets DOVE: id do it again DOVE: -lays here on the floor- PYTHIA: an ill CUT YHOU AGAIN DOVE: ouch DOVE: them harsh words cuttin my heart PYTHIA: slicin an dicin DOVE: my lips cryin 4 me DOVE: -BLOODY POUT- PYTHIA: better go an do somethyin about thyat yhou big babyh DOVE: think ill smooch u gain DOVE: -LEANS TOWARD- PYTHIA: EW PYTHIA: YHOURE GUNNA BLOODYH ME UP DOVE: huehuehuehue DOVE: ok ill spare u DOVE: this time DOVE: -rolls over- PYTHIA: gawd *SCOOTS AWAY anyway- DOVE: ;o DOVE: -shoves herself up- DOVE: ill hit u up later pepperoni DOVE: probs after i wrassle me cousin in2 submission PYTHIA: okayh sounds good an yhou gotta tell me if hye sayhs anyhthyin DOVE: ye ye DOVE: -salutes n rolls backwards toward the door- peeeaaace PYTHIA: HYOPE THYE DOOR DOESNT HYIT YHOU ON THYE WAYH OUT DOVE: -rolling out- YES U DOOOOOO DOVE: -blows a kiss and disappears behind the door-

#in which tea spillin and bust ya mouf #zendikebriection

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synthonicplumage-blog · 9 years ago

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-- synthonicPlumage [SP] began pestering estrapadingTrueblue [ET] at 19:50 -- SP: soooooooooooooOOOOOOOooooo ET: New comm who this. SP: pls SP: ok but like how hard did she actually hit u SP: + also how salty r u about it ET: I dont get salty over this shit. And it was hard enough to leave me makin a mess of blood in my bathroom. ET: Im fine. SP: dang SP: k tough guy SP: srry u got clocked so bad SP: and i mean that in a totally not sassy ironic kinda way SP: tho u also kinda had it comin juuuuuuuuust a lil bit ET: It happens when youre a purebreed dickwad. Yeah. SP: (im sayin while still bein supes supportive) ET: Nobodys surprised in the least. SP: OK BUT SP: i need 2 talk to you for a sec before i fuckin exploed SP: wich i kno probs aint great timin but u r like my fav person and i want to literally scream SP: if u hear a high pitch dog wistle kinda noise that is just my mouth ET: Okay. Im listenin extra carefully now. ET: Whats the stich. SP: fuckin!!! SP: IM SO PUMPED DUDE SP: ok SP: so SP: soooo SP: nanne came 2 talk to me last nite i guess after she socked u in the doodle SP: aaaaaaaaand SP: i fu ck in SP: i ma y have SP: did the thing SP: still cant believe thats a thing rn im highkey flippin the fuck out ET: What thing. ET: You mean turn my blatant suffering into something advantageous for yourself? ET: No way... SP: no!!!!!! SP: it wasnt like that don be a douche SP: she just straight up asked me SP: so i told her ET: Bruh. SP: I KNO SP: AND ALSO MORE SMOOCHES HAPPEND SP: ?!????? SP: ??? SP: + we mite be datin?????????? SP: bury me ET: Can I pick the words to your tombstone? ET: Here lies Dove Strider. Died as she lived. Pursuin that hot tiddy. SP: hhhhhhhhhhhh SP: this is 100% not chill SP: i feel like im losin it ET: Shes McLosin it folks. Gurd your asses. SP: better not be tellin no folks SP: as far as they know i am icy fuckin freeze ET: Im tellin all the folks. SP: do NOT SP: ill bust ur other nose ET: Dare I even say youlll be bustin bofa. SP: bruh SP: u home ET: Bustin. SP: .... ET: Bustin makes me feel good. ET: Yeah. SP: this is not SP: the answer SP: i was hopin 4 SP: k im comin in DOVE: -LOUD, AGGRESSIVE SLAPPING ON JOEL'S DOOR.- JOEL: *He is posed on his side over his bean bag chair.* Come in. DOVE: -bustin also makes her feel good, so that's what she does- DOVE: jfc JOEL: You. *slides to the ground like a wet noodle* Caught me. DOVE: o wat teh fuck ever DOVE: -shuffles over to him and flops down to press her face into his chest and TINY WHEEZY SQUEALY SCREAM- JOEL: *lies on the ground and lets her exercise her girly cute screams of gay* There there. JOEL: Let it all out. JOEL: I know its awful. DOVE: -wheeze DOVE: -rolls over and reaches into his beanie baby pile to grab one and put it on her face. she's borrowing Doby for a sec.- DOVE: thank DOVE: i feel better now JOEL: *rolls over and rests his sore head against her back* Yeah same. DOVE: ye??? DOVE: r u sayin that in a also non sassy supportive way or cuz u actually feel better JOEL: I dunno. I think its your back fat. Its real cushiony. DOVE: w o w DOVE: ima fart on u JOEL: *punches her butt a little but ultimately rolls off* Tsk. If Ananya could hear you now. JOEL: That aint no way for a lady to speak. DOVE: taint no way lmao DOVE: check urself DOVE: b4 u reck urself DOVE: my siddlyon JOEL: Already way ahead of you. DOVE: r u tho JOEL: In the wreckin myself department I mean. DOVE: -moves beanie baby and looks at him- DOVE: ye DOVE: troo DOVE: i mean DOVE: cant get much worse tho rite JOEL: *brings his knees up and sits indian style, slouched.* I wouldnt go countin my chickens just yet. DOVE: wut DOVE: ... -watches him and scoots a little closer- JOEL: *squints at her a little bit but regrets it because it's hard to do with a huge wad of bandaid around his nose* What what. DOVE: ... ur rly not feelin good huh jujube DOVE: man im bein kinda a dick bustin in here all celebratin at you JOEL: You said dick and bustin both sequencially and I cant even bring myself to be offended. DOVE: >:o DOVE: prrrff JOEL: *snrrrking but then shrugs* Hey weve been vyin for this ship to sail since our diaper days. DOVE: ya but DOVE: i can chill the fuck out for a sec DOVE: and pay attention to u DOVE: cuz ppl that are not dicks do that when their homie bff cousin is havin a shitastic series of events JOEL: *puts a hand onto her cheek and gently shoves her away* Wow keep it in your pants. JOEL: You got a new girlyfriend to think about. DOVE: -SQUIRMS CLOSER- o3~ JOEL: Youre obnoxious. DOVE: cant stop wont stop JOEL: Cant stop on deez nuts. DOVE: im def cruisin on by that location DOVE: but the rest is up 4 grabs DOVE: -gently wrassles him into a hug- JOEL: Hrghghghgh. DOVE: ye DOVE: good JOEL: *is hug and just accepts it. He hugs her back.* So... JOEL: Spill the deets. JOEL: What happened? DOVE: see ur still bein sweet at me DOVE: rude as shit DOVE: stop tryin to one up me JOEL: Look. I didnt get my nose busted open for no goddamn reason. JOEL: I wanna know the crop my sufferin went and sowed. DOVE: -siiiiiigh- DOVE: i was just askin her why she came 2 talk to me of all ppl DOVE: and she was sayin she felt close to me and brought up the closet thing and we started talkin about that....... JOEL: Closet thing huh. DOVE: ye closet thing DOVE: yknow the closet thing DOVE: the kinda stuff that happens DOVE: in closets JOEL: You mean the fabled closet event I was conveniently not present for. DOVE: well ye DOVE: neway DOVE: so we were talkin about that DOVE: and how it was nice DOVE: and that we kinda agreed kissing each other was p rad DOVE: and then she was all DOVE: do u like me tho DOVE: and i was like DOVE: uhhhhhhh YEAH? DOVE: and she was like y didnt u tell me DOVE: and i was like DOVE: idk DOVE: cuz i suck i guess DOVE: and she was telling me i was cool n shit and also that she likes me DOVE: and i kinda freaked out DOVE: in a good way DOVE: and more kissin happened and then we were like o DOVE: should we be dating now DOVE: and the answer to that question was yes DOVE: yes we should DOVE: and the rest as they say DOVE: is history JOEL: *listens and nods slowly. The most he can garner from this thread of rambling was... at least one good thing came out of this trainwreck. Well two good things. But he's not gonna think on that right now.* DOVE: ..... JOEL: Damn Dovestep. Its about goddamn time. DOVE: ye i kno DOVE: -that just makes her think more though and she's quiet for a bit- JOEL: Are you gonna need help planning a first date or. JOEL: Was this gonna be a do as you go type of deal. DOVE: i think i can handle it DOVE: probs DOVE: hey uh JOEL: Take her roller blading. Shed prolly enjoy that. *What, is Dove trying to say something? He's gonna act oblivious.* DOVE: -joel u know exactly wtf shes tryin to say u shit- DOVE: -two can play this game tho- that shit that happened DOVE: i mean what u said DOVE: that was DOVE: probly a pretty big deal wasnt it JOEL: No? *rebuffs it to the best of his abilities. That is to say, very carefully executed.* I mean Id be hells of surprised if nobody didnt have at least a sneakin suspicion. DOVE: -stares at him- DOVE: -looks away tho- DOVE: i mean this whole thing was kinda a big deal for me DOVE: so DOVE: -shrug- JOEL: Cant exactly compare yourself to me padawan. Im on levels you cant even imagine. DOVE: ye i guess DOVE: -just. frown- DOVE: -grrrrrghhhh hnnnnnn URRRGGG UUGHHHHH- hey so DOVE: .... DOVE: ilu DOVE: ftr JOEL: *glances towards her* I love you too cuz. JOEL: Its no question. DOVE: -loud pouting and quiet huffing into his shoulder- JOEL: ... *moves to smooch at the top of her head* DOVE: -the tiniest gromble. she is somewhat pacified- JOEL: So. JOEL: You wanna game a little? DOVE: ... ye i guess DOVE: ye JOEL: Shampoodle finally showed up in my town. DOVE: oh mg DOVE: get ya hair did DOVE: do it rite now DOVE: ima watch DOVE: spoilers youll never be cuter than harriet JOEL: Dont fuckin remind me. *WHIPS OUT HIS DS and sits so Dove can watch over his shoulder.* DOVE: -she's gonna snuggle the shit out of him and he can't fucking stop her. PREPARE TO GET LOVED ON.- JOEL: *HE IS WILLIN AND ACCEPTIN.*

#in which dove has news but also concerns #estapadingtrueblue

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synthonicplumage-blog · 9 years ago

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-- synthonicPlumage [SP] began pestering estrapadingTrueblue [ET] at 20:30 -- SP: waddap cuz ET: Nothin up with me whats up with you. SP: ok i no that is a not true thing SP: but i am gonna humor it 4 a sec SP: and say SP: i got sum cadbury creme eggs is wats up SP: fuckin love easter SP: B)))) ET: Not gonna lie that sounds pretty dope. ET: Unfortunately I find my nut allergy actin up just talking about it so Im afraid Easter just plain up fuckin sucks for me. ET: Pity me. SP: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooo SP: ^ dat me SP: pittyin u ET: It always comes back to tittyin with you. Jesus. SP: i said PTITY SP: fuck SP: rewind ET: Lmao. SP: shup SP: dont remind me SP: like on a scale o 1 to 10 how much of a fuckin mess was that ET: On the Wrecktor scale you mean. SP: omg ET: Maybe an eight. Difficult to say. SP: ok thats better than i was epxectin ET: On account of Baldur mentionin you having Great Friends. SP: shhhhhhHHHhhhHHhh SP: i s2g rammies out 3 get me ET: Three more than two. ET: I feel it. SP: i have been personally victimzed by the tiddy ET: Shes nice... relatively. SP: wat r u like vaguefriends ET: I mean from what I can tell and such. Based on my observations. ET: She seems relatively nice. SP: so u just wach her ok ET: Yeah. Its kinda what I do. SP: i no what u do bruh SP: i been privy to ur shenerdigans since u was a bb ET: Thanks Granny. SP: u welc sonny SP: neway SP: spill the beenz SP: ??? SP: watd u wanna tolk bout ET: Theres no beans to spill. I only wanted to expand on your thoughts regarding the confrontation with Mikiwi. ET: You wouldnt have happened to speak with her huh. SP: o SP: nop SP: we r not exactly """"friends""""" ET: I get it. ET: Kinda sucks it ended up turning out that way. But Imma be real with you. ET: It felt kind of good. SP: dude i am rite there with u SP: i mean obvs........ SP: but good SP: i had enuff of the yak machine ET: Im speakin more about the principle of the matter. SP: im gettin 2 that ET: Aight. But I can almost guarentee she had good intentions. Just sayin. SP: groaanannannannnn SP: ya MAYBE she still gets on my nerves tho ET: Heh. Aint saying shes perfect. SP: but it probly aint a secret to u i get ruffled w their weird obsesshes over us being So Cool N Different but not thinkin bout our feelings like ever ET: The novelty of it kinda wears off when we demand to be seen as equals. ET: Aint it always the way. SP: wow we hav family n shit were just like u!!!! but im gonna poke n prod u bout ur weird alein biology and family and feel bad 4 u ET: I try not to lose my shit over it too much. Most times they dont mean no harm but. ET: Its nothin compared to outside places. ET: I guess it just goes without sayin. SP: blllugugugrhghgh SP: ya i no SP: its not like i dont like nobody but SP: B( ET: You got every right to stand up for yourself. ET: And say whats on your mind. ET: Its like I told Little. ET: Sorry but not sorry. SP: ima tellin u SP: srsly tho SP: im glad u did that SP: all personal salt aside ET: Shes seein Colt you know. ET: Little I mean. SP: wuhAAAAAAAAAAT ET: Haha yeah. She was showin off before. Which lead to the extravagent strifin. SP: hoooooo ma gur SP: x plan pls SP: our lil bb hornse is makin MOVES??? ET: Im fairly sure its the other way around. SP: ye ok thats probs a given ET: All I know is she came asking for some pointers and I gave her a serious talking to about what she was dealing with. ET: And what to expect. SP: 1) a nerd ET: Two. Shes dealing with a human. ET: Three. Shes dealing with my brother. Therefore me. SP: all troo things SP: specilaly the 1st one ET: Word. SP: thats p cute tho??? SP: both a yalls SP: alla yalls ET: Theyre fucking adorable. It aint even a question. SP: awwwwwwwwwwww SP: maaaaan SP: i been missin EVERYTing ET: Good thing you got me to keep you in the loop of things. SP: thas y SP: ur me fav ET: And then Colt became the first outta the fam to snag himself a hot date. ET: Kid deserves a medal. ET: Citrin dont count. Him and Ruleus have been married since they were six. ET: Sweeps years it dont matter. SP: true fuckin fax ET: Its what happens when you put big fish into a lil pond. SP: o my god seein that in print just made tit sink in auuagghhh SP: canot BELIEVE this ET: Leaves you feeling a little bit lackin huh. SP: siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh SP: im just a sucker ET: Its not your fault. SP: r u suuuuuuure ET: Yeah. One hundred percent. SP: u think there is no fault of mine in likin the same person for a hundred years n nothin ever happening about that SP: evvverrrrrr SP: except that 1 closet smooch that happened cuz it was a game SP: ur silenc is not as reassuring as u may think ET: No dammit. Its not your fault at all. ET: It didnt happen cuz you aint ready for it to happen. ET: Just like you deserve the someone who makes everything work out alright for you... they deserve somebody who isnt gonna flake on deciding whether they wanna be honest how they feel about you. ET: You know what Im saying? ET: **they feel about them SP: hhmmmgh SP: but i wanna b honest SP: it also just seems like a RLY dumb idea ET: Maybe it is or maybe it isnt. ET: Consider that you will never know unless you give it a shot. SP: consider also: SP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800 ET: New meme. Send this to your crush with no context. SP: gonna do it ET: Poor gal. SP: thats wat u think SP: bet u shes gonna love screamin frogs ET: Nothin says Im DTF like screaming amphibians. ET: Wonk. SP: idk why we dont do that MORE tbh ET: That was a clear shot straight over your head. ET: But honestly. SP: wait SP: o m ET: What. SP: y g SP: dod SP: u LIL FUCK ET: Lmao. SP: u r on the fast track 2 receivin SUCH a fuckin bodyslam ET: I would have deserved it. ET: That was finely executed if I do say so myself. SP: s m h ET: Dont tell me you would have let it pass up if it were you. SP: lmao hell no ET: Case and point. SP: ye ye SP: hey SP: ur a p cool dude SP: thanks ET: Aint nothing to mention. ET: Its what we do for each other. SP: :3 SP: lmao i just made that face bye ET: Hahaha wow. ET: Wonder what Pythia would have to say about it. SP: probly somethin like SP: yhoure gheyhyhyhy SP: hyehyehyehyehyehye ET: Yep. ET: Shes a witty one that one. Gotta stay on your toes. SP: SOOOOOOOOOOUPER witty ET: Someones coffees tasting a lil bitter. ET: Heh. ET: Would you go as far as say she puts the witty in titty. SP: yes SP: yes she do ET: Boom. ET: Screen capping that and sending it to her right now. SP: WHOA TERE FRIENd ET: Never hurts to have a smidge of blackmail every now and again. SP: will u still be saying that in a headlock i wonder ET: I broke Citrins headlock I broke Russets headlock. ET: Girl you know Ill break yours too. ET: I will break these chains. SP: ok but did any of them have TESE GUNS ET: Daaaaaamn. ET: I think I just got owned. SP: not yet u aint ET: Write me an IOU. SP: ur time will come SP: the rapadoos will join u SP: and u will cease 2 be seen ET: End me. Let me rest. SP: soon -- estrapadingTrueblue [ET] sent file arcticfoxes_soldier_of_conquest.mov -- ET: [When Dove opens the file, a video of what used to be an arctic fox documentary is now editted to look like the trailer to an epic action/suspense movie. It's only a little under two minutes long but enough is said.] SP: b RU H ET: I know. SP: im sold SP: im buyin ten copies ET: Damn straight you are. ET: I worked two hours on this shit. ET: Im hopin it appeases your wrath. SP: ye ok u earned it ET: Thank. SP: welc ET: So this just about wraps things up I guess. ET: Good talk cuz. SP: nice werk team SP: talked about a hole like 2 problems at once SP: new record SP: anyway bye ET: Haha. ET: Yeah bye. -- estrapadingTrueblue [ET] ceased pestering synthonicPlumage [SP] at 22:27 --

#in which there r several beefs #estapadingtrueblue

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