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greyias · 1 year

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As a follow-up on Ari's never-ending musical tour, it appears Steam just decided to stop counting my progress at 17/100, and refuses to update it past that, because the morning after the romance scene, I decided to go ahead and try to hit up the Underdark (and the Blighted Village) that I had forgotten to serenade while in Act 1, and got so many gold pieces from people who she had not played for previously.

Unlike those plebs in Moonrise Towers, mushroom people are really into the lute.

As is this doomed wannabe kidnapper from the Society of Brilliance:

(don't worry why Astarion was hiding. I was trying to save her and her asshole friends' future asses by stealing back the owlbear egg I'd swindled her into taking, but even when Astarion succeeded and started to sneak away she was like "BITCH GIMME THAT BACK" so have fun dying jerk! But... at least she tips better than the Harpers)

Then headed back to the Blighted Village, which I somehow had missed completely while dragging my feet in Act 1, and performed for all the goblins. They enjoyed our traveling show, and had some, erm. Interesting suggestions.

I, uh, am sure it makes an interesting xylaphone-like sound. But I think I'll pass.

Confirmed: Ari's lute playing is more entertaining than watching ogre porn

Thanks I guess? Also we might be forever banned from the Emerald Grove for reasons, but don't worry about that. It's not important.

#we can't go back to the emerald grove #apparently ari picking up a book NOT OUTLINED IN RED #made the two jerk druids really mad #it was not owned by anyone i swear!!#and they just started following her around #shouting THIEF THIEF #even after she put it back #if i ever do an evil run #(which is not likely but still)#the FIRST DRUID TO GO is that isolationist jerk #also ari got hit in the head this time with a piece of gold traveling at mach 5 (but her ac is high enough it was fine no hp lost)#the tadfools back at it again (in true form)#we also wound up doing the prison break (which is an entire post of its own)#(because that went hilariously and badly wrong)#apparently steam stopping the counting at some random number early on is happening to a lot of people #and SUPPOSEDLY they just suddenly get it whenever you actually get to 100 in-game #apparently act 3 it's pretty easy to hit the number so there's that #ari's musical adventures #grey's bg3 tag #bg3 posting #bg3 spoilers #ari's og campaign

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