#apparently theres a british spinoff set on chesire which sure okay i will continue to do nothing with thia information
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you ever look a show up because youre like what is this actually about and then find the most 2006 photo youve ever seen? yeah, me too
#kai rambles#youve got the flared jeans#youve got everyone wearing a shade as close to beige without just wearing beige#youve got everyone with slick straight hair#youve got five white ladies with various shades of artificially tanned skin#youve got the token big cat print this time being leopard print i think#youve got just awful colour adjutment on the photos of the ladies themselves like someone turned contrast up too high#youve got a background straight off microsoft powerpoint#youve got an actual orange#and you even have the fact that its the cover used in the ithnes store#jesus fucking christ#anyway#i was looking up what the real housewives actually is as a show because surprise surprise ive never watched it#apart from the clips when allison dubois was on one of the approximately 947 variant shows and was like being all catfighty but with a twist#because shes apparently a medium so she was just like ''if you dont shut your clack ill tell you the day that you die''#also ignore that i said clack i dont know what vernacular these ladies would use for shut your mouth so i defaulted to mine and kept going#but yeah anyway what i know about this show was very small and more from a meta standpoint so i looked it up and it mostly looks like#misogyny. its just like watch these rich powerful women squabble over nothing and act like theyre just pretty airheads in a cat fight#version of mortal combat#apparently theres a british spinoff set on chesire which sure okay i will continue to do nothing with thia information#theres a lot of surnames in this show where it feels like their surnames are made up? such as:#knickerbocker pippen vanderpump kirkpatrick gay maloof barshop moon#also turns out i was wrong theres two british spinoffs with the second set on jersey and wow i wish edward paisnel isnt my first association#with jersey. im sure its a lovely place that does not deserve to be forever associated with that man but fuck if that mask isnt a permanent#fixture in my brain now#anyhow the real housewives mostly seems to be in the same area as love island for me where i mostly feel like im watching a different#species (cishets. often entirely white for these casts apparently?) in their natural habitat#although i did come across a kenyan show called the real househelps of kawangware that parodies the concept and looks really interesting#it is on my list to check out at some point
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