#ar dash commentary

[strykingback]

"Women and children should kneel to men. That's all that they should be doing and servitude to the strong men."

[pantheon-panic]

"They really just don't do trials like they used to. Where's the twelve impossible tasks? The pit of snakes?" stealing from a higher being was a big no no, even in his own pantheon. At least the owl gods he detested owls, admitted to his misdeeds. That was half the battle.

[cuteteacakes]

"Daddy~???" Eros no.

[liroyalty]

Someone tell his not-dad that trying to take a thunderstorm into a place with no sky is the stupidest thing ever. There are reasons no one goes down there but underearth gods.

[katanamasako]

not saying kat’s sulking

but she might be sulking

@fallseidol​

“Cronus stop trying to stick your entire foot in your mouth with the Grecian gods. You know I’ll intervene if it comes to it.”

she can see this ending badly and she maaay be outclassed. Ask if that’s gonna stop her XD

[countlessrealities]

[[ Let's do the math! Rick - 5 ; Evil Rick- 1 ; AR - 2 ; SR- 0 ; B-001 - 1 ; MR- 0 ; Stan - 4 ; Millie - 4 ; Blitzo - 6 ]]

"W-What the fuck is this bullshit?!" He throws his hands in the air, glaring daggers at Blitzo. "H-How the fuck...W-Who chose that hellish shrimp over me?! D-Damn, you people really have no taste. G-Goddammit, I can't believe I lost an-and Morty won."

"Hey! First of all, I'm not a shrimp. I'm fun sized. And yes, that's also a dirty pun." Cue to a smirk. "Secondly, why would anyone pick a fuckin' wrinkled old prune over me? I'm obviously sexier than you. And that's all jealousy." A snort. "Don't listen to him, you picked the right horse for this race. And you should come forward and take your prize.~"

"G-Geez, C-137, chill. It was a friendly competition. An-And, for the record, I would have picked you o-over the demon here." Finger guns. "B-But damn, now I'm wondering who's my second admired. H-Hey, whoever you are, I-I'm always DTF!"

"Yeah, Sanchez, don't be a killjoy. We're all havin' fun here. Loosen up! But damn, four votes? I'm wonderin' too, 'cause I've been informed of one of them, but there's three more secret admires for me." He straightens, a smug expression on his face. "Not that I'm surprised. This," he gestures down at himself, "is a fuckin' catch. So, people, whoever ya are, come get it!"

"Stan's right! This was lotta fun! Ah hope our mun will do somethin' lahke this again soon!" Cue to a little hitch-pitched sound of excitement. Then she blows a kiss. "An', jus' sayin', but mah and Mox's marriage 's an open un! Soooo..." She ends then sentence with a quick wink.

[funbonded]

❝ THE SPECIAL DELIVERY SERVICE? Didn't I kill that?! ❞  

[angelic-din-mortem]

"..."

"..."

"..." Casualy walks up to Ares and picks him up and carries him over his shoulder.

[redgentleengie]

Jonathan randomly starts... dancing? He's moving in place, hips swaying side-to-side with his hands by his ears, clapping them in time with his waist. He does not appear to understand what is going on, and is quite uncomfortable.

[solisanima]

Blank staring.

[strykingback]

"Why should I be kneeling towards a child when they too must learn the laws of this land and that women are just-"

THWACK

"IVE HAD ENOUGH OF LISTENIN' TO YER SHIT!!!!! WE'RE FUCKING ENDING THIS SHIT TODAY!!!!!"

"VERY WELL THEN!!! ITS TIME I ENDED THIS!! TIME TO SEE IF YOUR MOTHER MADE YOU MORE WEAKER THAN EVER!!!"

"DONT YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT. YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!"

[keeperofquestions]

"Therapy? I am afraid my concerns would not be alleviated with that. All I can do is focus on my duty and press forward."

[prcttyinpcnk]

"... Milady? Do you think there's a chance that the boy is still alive? I mean. Yes, we heard the splash, but we didn't actually see him drown..."

".... Now that I think about it... you're right. Plus, that splash almost sounded like a... stock sound, almost? Like it was prerecorded or something. Then that raises the question, if he's not dead, where the hell is he?"

". . . Safe. . . For now."

[liroyalty]

Noisy as fuck down there today.

[loreolympiad]

"I don't know what's going on, but if there's fighting I'm there!"

[tenuuchlegch]

𓆙 "My my, this 'Ethereal Skyway' business certainly sounds like an ambitious idea." Personally, Ananke found the notion not lacking in imagination itself.