#aru aggressively keysmashes

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ok but,,,imagine all the keeper ships,,,doing the pocky challenge,,,like the chaos,,the tension,,,

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so,,,,fitz canonically has a limp, right?

anyway murderous!fitz as kaz brekkar in a soc au,,, like imagine the amount of power it would hold,,,,,

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look. I love gay Elwin and his cousin but consider : aro ace Elwin who helps Wylie realise that he's also aro ace

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I know we all love Dark Tam-

but consider-

Dark Linh.

A girl who’s been shunned by society at every turn, forced to hide and bear the burdens of mistakes that she’s shackled to....

after all, No misery is ever so beautiful than the one that love creates.

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Petition to revive the kotlc Vampire AU go-

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If Kam not canon then why is there an entire section on their relationship censored-

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Linh: What's small and red and bad for your teeth? Tam (ever suffering poor soul) : What is it? Linh: A brick (✿◠‿◠)

(credits to @beautifuldaysahead for the joke.)

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Keefe: Am I gonna be okay?

Sophie: No. You’re in a relationship with me. Nothing will ever be okay

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Fitz, before he met Sophie: Today’s been such a cheat day for me, I let myself sleep in, only did a four mile run instead of my usual five, and had some whipped cream on my fruit this morning-

....

Fitz now: I’ve eaten nothing but lemonade Oreos for the last three days.

Cue Sophie in the background vaguely mumbling “You guys have Oreos?”

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Keefe: Beauty is in The eye of the beholder.

Keefe: But if you dare say Linh, Sophie, Marella, Maruca or Biana aren’t beautiful, I will be forced to correct your vision.

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Sophie: So boys, Tell me something worse than heartbreak.

Tam, pointing at Linh: When you wake up in the morning and your sister isn't there.

Fitz: When you wake up in the morning.

Keefe: When you wake up.

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Keefe is confirmed frog stan by Shannon. Go home everyone else, this is the only thing I'll be tweeting about. 

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Here take it before I regret it

Here

OH MY GOD SWAN HELLO THIS IS POSITIVELY LOVELY <33333

we'll probably give you credit on our page (and thank you for being our resident sophiana anon!! It was lovely listening to your updates-)

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The first book summarised:

Dex: Hello Sophie!

Sophie: Hey Dex (◔◡◔) ♥

Dex: (Whispering to himself) Friends to Lovers, 100k slowburn

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It’s I, the Sophiana anon, once again crying at how bad my writing is. Now I’m debating if I try to fix it and for real post it on my blog or something

!!!! don't worry sophiana anon we all go through that phase at one point where we just loo at our writing and cry because this sounded so much better in our heads !!! I promise that your writing is beautiful and vvvv nice :)

oh and If you post it on your blog then we'll be more than happy to reblog it from you ;)

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daily reminder that your comfort character is little but a combination of 26 letters in different phrases