#arylequine the intp

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infj: IIIIINTP

infj: FRANZ FERDINAND IS COMING TO ELECTRIC CASTLE

intp: the archduke? certainly, the black hand didn't make the best job, then

infj: who?

intp: *brings history book* Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria, who was murdered by the Black Hand on 28 june 1914, and was the reason of the first world war...

infj: oh. no, no, the band.

intp: aaah. not interested then.

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merry anniversary to us!

sooo, my infj sideckick, soul sister, shawarma etc etc and I, the intp awesome human, officially have 4 years of friendship! sooo, yeah, just wanted to brag.

sorry guys for being afk, she’s stuck with uni and all the assignments and I am a bit too busy with work and such, but we promise we will come back soon! until then, we will party hard to have stuff to write about us.

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INTP has a new job.

INTP tries to do the talking thing.

INTP: *thinking* i shall make conversation. casual, of course. like, how lovely the weather is. no, scratch that, it's cold af. how cooold the weather is. yes, yes, that's going to be amazing.

INTP: *talking* did you knew one can easily die of hypothermia when the temperature is below -21 C?

INTP *thinking* wtf brain

Brain: brain.exe stopped working. would you like to blurt other useless factoids?

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_intp: i think i'm stupid.

_infj: *widen eyes* what? wha? how? when? where? why do you think this? shit, dude, what happened?

_intp: *sighs* i believe i do not know some stuff which are important and...*bla bla*

_infj: you know that quote, intelligent people know...

_intp: i know i'm intelligent because i know i know nothing. yes, Socrate said that, what's your point?

_infj: that you actually know stuff? dude, you're a walking talking wikipedia.

_intp: non-sense. by the way, speaking of which, did you know that a whale shark can easily fit a human in its mouth, but can't swallow one because their esophagus is just a few inches wide?

_infj: *sarcastic* yes, you're extremely stupid

_intp: WHAT?

_infj: *facepalms*

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_intp: *says something mean*

_intp: *blinks* *glares at infj*

_intp: gosh, i became such an asshole lately.

_infj: you always were, love.

_intp: oh. why didn't you tell me that?

_infj: it's part of your charm.

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_intp: *really doesn't know how to cook so she always gets food from her parents* *so she finds herself in front of a though decision: sardines and curry & ginger sauce*

_intp: *sighs*

_intp: *mixes the sardine and capers with the sauce. adds pickels. adds nuts*

_intp: shit, i think i fucked up.

_intp: *tastes* HOLY FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

_intp: *texts infj* dude, you should really taste this *add recepy*

_infj: OH MY GOD I AM SO TIRED AND THAT CHICK FROM THE CONCERT DOESN'T CALL ME, PLEASE HELP

_intp: nevermind.

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_entp: dudette, you should really watch Game of Thrones. is actually good. you'd like it.

_intp: no.

_entp: why?

_intp: because that bitch who likes you is watching it.

_entp: it is not a compelling argument.

_intp: and other people i don't like watch it. besides, is mainstream.

_entp: you mean 95% of the population?

_intp: make it 98%.

_infj: but she doesn't hate me. in YOUR FACE, TERRIBLE WORLD. and I watch GoT.

_entp: *looks at INTP for reaction*

_intp: make it 99%

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_intp thought: if people are allowed to have fuck buddies and such, why can't we have intellectual buddies? people we are not actually acquainted with, but we just meet up and discuss different things, like quantum theories and poetry and other stuff. and after we're done, we just part ways and "booty call" each other only when there is this thirst for knowledge / debate.

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_intp: *wants to make some research about aconitum (wolf's bane)*

_intp: *learns about Thelema*

_intp: *reads about Bacchanal*

_intp: *and about antinomianism*

Radom person: so, INTP, what's up with the wolf's bane?

_intp: dude...I just found something more interesting *proceeds into rambling about everything she read*

Random person: I had to ask, didn't I

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INTP reads stuff on the internet

_intp: mkay, so sugar makes you dumb. fine

*quits sugar*

_intp: so running makes you smarter, fine

*starts running*

_random person: INTP, smoking makes you stupid

_intp: *glares* *never researches the subject* *thinks about it* *knows it certainly can affect the brain* LIES

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_intp: *buys a book about the most important philosophers*

_intp: *scoffs* pf, i will finish this book in no time

_intp: *starts reading* *starts highlighting* *starts taking notes* *starts rereading some parts* *tries to grasp the concepts* *researches even more about some philosopher*

*one hour later*

_intp: HOW THE F I JUST READ 21 PAGES AND WHY DOES MY HAND HURT SO BAD, BLOODY CARPAN TUNNEL SYNDROME, WHY AM I SO STUPID, WHY DO I NEED TO TAKE NOTES, WHY CAN'T I JUST READ AND HOPE FOR THE BEST TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING? WHYYYY?

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NTs in a relationship

I’m an INTP (female) and my boyfriend is an ENTP. Summary of our relationship:

INTP: I’m getting heart surgery

ENTP: *plays videogames, pauses, looks at INTP* sucks, babe, why?

INTP:*proceeds into discussing the issue, ponders the benefits and disadvantages* yeah it’s worth it.

ENTP:yeah

INTP: I kinda like the idea. It will make me feel better.

ENTP: and you’ll have a badass scar. And we can finally do stuff for good. Exploring and such stuff. And you won't feel tired.

INTP: yeah...

*5 minutes later*

INTP: *starts sobbing* what the fuck did I do wrong to deserve this

ENTP: *hugs awkwardly then whole heartedly the INTP* there, there. It will be alright. You’ll have an awesome scar, though

INTP: and be healthy

ENTP: yeah, and the scar, babe

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_intp: :D

_infj: that smiley. it scares me.

_intp: :D

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_infj: i hate you. stop usiing it.

_intp: never!

_intp: :D

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_intp: post that *random chat thing* _infj: i literally lack internet. literally. just post it yourself. do your job as admin number 2. _intp: admin no2? _infj: aren't we two admins? no1 and numero dos. _intp: I'M NOT ADMIN NO 2! I HATE NO 2! _intp: no, srsly, i really don't like no 2. i like no 3, 4 etc. _infj: i like no 3. _infj: SO GET YOUR OWN NO. you'll be no1 and me no 3. _intp: i actually like 9. yeah, i'll be admin numero 9

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_intp: i just got my first hate!

_infj: what, bro?

_intp: *excited* FIRST HATER

_infj: *brings out the booze, strippers and pool party* ayeee

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INFJ / INTP as tumblr tags

_infj: THIS IS SO ME. YES ME. OMG. HYPER. OMG. WOW. EXTREMLY RELATABLE. SO AWESOME. OMG OMG OMG. + *random hypes about the fandom*

_intp: fuck. fuck. fuck. relatable. fuck + *useless obvious technical details*