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Game of Thrones + MBTI

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hellllooooo

so, in case no one noticed (i mean, ofc no one noticed). we’re back. now you’re talking to Luna, the infj part of this blog. i finally managed to recover the password to this bloody blog and since my other half is reading (or saying so whilst she spams me with memes), im gonna revamp this blog with the thing i love most /evil laughter/ 

also, a new theme. and new content. definitely. stay tuned. toodles ~

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INTP has a huge ass zit in the middle of her forehead

ENTP gasps:

OH MY GOD YOU SATAN. YOUR HORNS ARE FINALLY COMING UP.

INTP:

ENTP: you know I still love you even with horns. It would be cool to have horns tho. THEY SUIT YOU. Anyway, do you have a zit on the left side as well?

INTP: nope.

ENTP: OH MY GOD YOU KNEW WHICH ONE IS YOUR LEFT. THAT'S A START

INTP under her breath: I am going to kill you in your sleep

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Follow @introvertproblems

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i’m a 5 foot, accident prone, always hungry, child adult.

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so here’s the thing i wanna know. do people have this passion that’s so strong it literally kills them if they don’t do that thing every day? like writing? or drawing? or i don’t know, everything? 

because let me tell you, it’s been two days since i’ve written a word and i feel restless. and my brain is going back to my characters. and i see people around myself doing their thing, totally chill and i nearly have a break down. i can’t be the only one. 

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infj: omg you gotta read this book it s freaking amazing i love it! you have to

intp: cool, give it to me

infj: /gives her all four books from the raven cycle/

intp: /barely started first book/

infj: so, do you agree with me that ronan is the best?

intp: idk, i like gansey

infj: but omg, when ronan did that-

intp: don't spoil it

infj: ok. sorry. BUT YOU KNOW WHEN GANSEY-

intp: don't

infj: sorrrryyy. BUT BLUE-

intp: STOP IT ISTG I LL HIT YOU WITH THE BOOK

infj: BUT RONAN-

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intp: i wanna learn more about architecture

infj: /rubs hands excitedly/

intp: so?

infj: / slides closer to the nonexistent soul of intp /

intp: what have i done? 

infj: /pulls out the hidden folders/

intp: stop

infj: so, have you heard about our lord and saviour Bjarke Ingels? 

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infj: IIIIINTP

infj: FRANZ FERDINAND IS COMING TO ELECTRIC CASTLE

intp: the archduke? certainly, the black hand didn't make the best job, then

infj: who?

intp: *brings history book* Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria, who was murdered by the Black Hand on 28 june 1914, and was the reason of the first world war...

infj: oh. no, no, the band.

intp: aaah. not interested then.

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merry anniversary to us!

sooo, my infj sideckick, soul sister, shawarma etc etc and I, the intp awesome human, officially have 4 years of friendship! sooo, yeah, just wanted to brag.

sorry guys for being afk, she’s stuck with uni and all the assignments and I am a bit too busy with work and such, but we promise we will come back soon! until then, we will party hard to have stuff to write about us.

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INTP has a new job.

INTP tries to do the talking thing.

INTP: *thinking* i shall make conversation. casual, of course. like, how lovely the weather is. no, scratch that, it's cold af. how cooold the weather is. yes, yes, that's going to be amazing.

INTP: *talking* did you knew one can easily die of hypothermia when the temperature is below -21 C?

INTP *thinking* wtf brain

Brain: brain.exe stopped working. would you like to blurt other useless factoids?

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Reasons to survive the apocalypse (INTP edition)

To travel to all the places that are normally cluster fucks and just be able to thoroughly explore without being pestered by guards or tourists who want their picture taken.

To finally have some god-damned peace and quiet so I can read a book in one sitting.

To have a smaller population to corral and become hegemon.

To be the ruler of the pugs and frenchies … Mwhahaha you all shall cuddle with me now, except you zombie pug you walk the fuck away.

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INTP: Okay, I'm not trying to be a bitch.

INTJ: The title of your autobiography.