#ashusantana

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

the sexiest person here at ashwood is santana

Can’t argue with facts.

100% agree.

[peculiarberry]

Text - Santana

Rachel: The card and the stickers were perfect, thank you.

[undeniablyquinn]

Phone Call || Quinntana

Quinn: I thought I made it clear that you should come back to your dorm. [She says, once the call connects and Santana answers it. There's no warmth in her voice and if anything she sounds distantly annoyed.]

[sterlingfitness]

TEXT ✉ JEFFTANA

Jeff: You still wanna kick my ass at salsa dancing?

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

All that tension between Van and Santana... how long until they just work out that sexual frustration?

I hope it’s soon. I wanna see Santana hook up with anyone. Van, not so much. 

It’s only a matter of time before the hate sex... maybe Quinn can join in. 

[peculiarberry]

TEXTS | PEZBERRY

Rachel: Hey Santana, I know it's super short notice but I need to cancel our plans this evening.

Rachel: Do you happen to be around or free tomorrow morning?

[undeniablyquinn]

Text || Quinntana

Quinn: Is there anyone else you share your fantasies with or is Kane the only I should give the threatening Fabray™ look?

[ ... ]

Quinn: Unfortunately we won't be able to test this gift before you leave for Christmas. Someone called in and I'll have to stay late tonight.

Quinn: If I don't get to see you before you leave in the morning, have a good flight, my dear.

[undeniablyquinn]

Happy Valentine’s Day, S. @thesanlo

The thing with emotions is: I don’t always get them. Sometimes if I listen to music, things start making sense. Which brings me to a personal note: in my home all artistic things were never valued. We never really had discussions or talks or any kind of interaction about paintings, movies, plays or books (especially books), but Judy seemed to resort to music whenever she needed to figure out her feelings too. I’m sure many people associate art with lazy people who don’t want a serious job like Russell does, so I always knew I wasn’t alone in this experience, but it does create a very lonely environment for kids. I relied on my sister, but her interest didn’t last for long and from then on, it was me experiencing things alone, not really having anyone else to talk about them. This relationship makes me get in touch with my feelings in a way that only music can and you’re an asshole, but you’re an asshole that listens everything that I have to say. Giving this a chance was the smartest thing I’ve done in years.

You’re ridiculous xoxo Quinn

[peculiarberry]

Pm | pezberry

Rachel: Well I like the idea of being choked like I mentioned before and spanking. But I’m not afraid of being marked up. And it’s a lot of the reason I’ve gotten tattoos because the pain was nice. I’m not sure that answered the question at all…but

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

Favorite couples?

None of them. Relationships are so boring. Everyone should break up and just do hook ups instead. Way more interesting and a lot more fun.

Quinn and Santana seem suited for each other, as do Parker and Ryder. Everyone else should def follow my friend’s advice.

[peculiarberry]

Text: Why are you crying?

[Text] I was crying because math is the devil and I wanted drugs, but now I’m just happy math is over and I had therapy so I’m okay. How are you? HOW ARE YOUR FINALS? 

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

Re: The Lopez Family

thesanlo:

Too bad Mason already has a girlfriend. I personally love how bitchy you two are, but why don’t you two give my girl and her guy a break for today and talk about someone else? I’m gonna fall on the sword and give you an exclusive here. Me, Danny, soap opera secret family member. Go ahead and speculate on that.

OH now there is something interesting to talk about. Secret family members are exciting. Who is it? Anyone I know? 

Hold on, let me grab some popcorn, this is gonna be good.

[peculiarberry]

Text | Pezberry

Rachel: why aren’t you here tonight I wanted to sing duhhh you

Rachel: I log yii