#ask bill dickey

[notgreedo318]

I HATE MY LIFE

@kidneystheallpowerful

[notgreedo318]

u deserve so much better lolz. Ur friends are dicks, ur family is bad and ur mom’s a bitch as well, she payed two grown ass men (weirdosssss) to torture u bc you liked different things, you grew up as an ugly teen (even if i don’t personally think ur ugly :pppp) u basically don’t have a father figure and your only male role model is/was Joe who’s a H U G E dick and u probably have lots of undiagnosed mental issues bc i do not think ur mom is the type of mom to actually care about that (she’s the root of all ur problems) and u definitely deserved better, Bill. But maybe I’m reading too much into u, after all i’m ur secret admirer ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎

ANYWAYSSSS, cute dog y’all cute :33!!!

-💋

ha-ha, yeah.. yeah, it sucks, um.

thanks

[notgreedo318]

dude… the kidneys person is definitely a weirdo.

i know..

[notgreedo318]

just because i hate women doesnt mean i like men i swear to god i'll kill all of you

[notgreedo318]

Let’s play Roblox with everyone, your friends, me your girl. Everyone.

uuh.... okay, that actually sounds cool. i just got it. i have an account now!

[notgreedo318]

I'm nearly done..

there's only one fucking thing i can do to get out of this????

i hate you, kidneys! with every fiber of my goddamn soul! even in any alternate reality. if there was a reality where we lived on seperate planets, i'd still HATE you.

you said you wanted a fucking post about me supposedly being a total fuckin' homo for josh, then, y'know what? whatever, okay. this is all obviously a big fucking joke, and i'm lying, but i'm getting out of this! I AM!

i HATE him, he always challenges my damn authority when he knows I'M the REAL LEADER of this club. I'M THE PRESIDENT. but SUUURE, whatever. yeah, i wanna make out with that PRICK! I TOTALLY ENJOYED THAT FUCKASS DATE! EVEN IF IT WAS AGAINST MY WILL, SUUURE. and YEAH, i'm definitely jealous of CJ. he hasn't been around as long as the rest of us have ANYWAY!

EUGH..

i hope you're happy with that, BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA BE SPOUTING ANYMORE WEIRD HOMO SHIT! WHAT I SAID HERE WAS TO GET OUT OF THIS! IT WASN'T "SINCERE".

[notgreedo318]

How's the sleepover going?

it's going fine, i guess.. SOMEONE won't stop ranting about his gay vampire shit though.

[notgreedo318]

What is all this CJosh and you stuff :00 I feel like I'm missing out on something completely! Wait who's CJosh again? Sounds like a DJ name (⁠o⁠_⁠O⁠) - @wattsfordinner

oh, it's CJ and josh. they're like, dating or whatever.

kidneys says i'm jealous or something!i'm not.

[notgreedo318]

What an unfortunate last name

i know. i'm not even that much of a dick.

[notgreedo318]

y’all he’s on a date with his girlfriend, can’t you let him be happy?

right!!! guys.. please.... leave me alone.

[notgreedo318]

Kidneys giving (you) Bill an existential crisis is so funny 😭😭 (look in the mirror bill.)

dude

[notgreedo318]

please… draw pink anon, i would love to know how you imagine her.

maybe like this ??? from your, uh, description.

[notgreedo318]

J0SHS B00BS 4R3 B1GG3R TH3 H1S G1RLFR13NDS

yeah--pretty embarrassing.

[notgreedo318]

face card check?

what

[notgreedo318]

You look like the ash baby

what the hell is the ash baby??

[notgreedo318]

i hate my life.

okay, so.

i absolutely hate josh, like, with every fucking fiber of my being. you know that.

yeah well maybe hatred isn't the only thing going on there. i don't know. i think i might just going mental from all the asks. i hate all of you, i hate your questions, and i hate my brain for even thinking up the idea of starting this blog. HATE. HATE! HAAATE!!

not giving a further explanation, i think you annoying fucking cucks can understand! i love you all, now go fuck yourselves

kidneys is gonna post some sick (derogatory) drawing of me if i don't tag the prick in this post.

@secretary-of-science-fiction

josh, don't respond. or so help me zod i will absolutely end you, pull some herbert west type bullshit, then kill you AGAIN.