#ask me what i had for lunch yesterday and I will bluescreen trying to remember

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Having a truly erratic memory means I get to have exciting discoveries like today's dive into my phone's notes program and wondering why on earth I have astonishingly in-depth notes for a fake marriage Rex/Obi, in which I'm VERY insistent about how several tropes must play out.

(It's only taken me hours to remember that weeks ago I got exceedingly indignant over how a terrible romance novel was approaching these tropes in a way that was cruel and squicky enough to have me quit part way through because the dynamic between the main couple was that toxic. Seriously gross.

The outrage of "well if I were doing this RIGHT" was insufficient to retain knowledge of its existence, but I remember all the plot points once I DID find it!)