#ask polyancients

[ask-polyancients]

What is the love lenguaje of each one?

[waffle-cookies]

yippee, I'm alive although I hurt my ankle really bad yesterday soo Yea.......

edit: Idk how to spell affogato x eclairs ship name so I just changed it

[cookie-run-university-au]

what do you have on pure vanilla? if you dont mind :)

Of course not!! He is one of the few I have an actual google doc for for a reason :)

Some of it may not make too much sense for now but I swear it will later

He was childhood friends with White Lily. They grew up together and studied together, only meeting the rest of the group later on in life

He never got to break up with White Lily properly. He still misses and mourns her to this day

Any pronouns. He doesn't mind any of them but he never mentions it either so people tend to default to he/him

Canonically afraid of Middle Schoolers. He loves them to bits but he avoids them if he can. This includes Princess

In a polyam relationship with the rest of the ancients

He is only principal to filter out corruption from the school and help the rest of the ancients

He adopted Strawberry Crepe when they were a kid. He is raising them with Black Raisin together since he is not home often

He gave the Vanilla Kingdom throne to Premier Custard, his brother.

He is cousins with Custard but they almost never talk. He doesn't know anything about the Republic other than it exists and Custard is one of its' leaders

He loves Custard Junior wholeheartadly. He visits him and Premier Custard's side of the family regularly

[princess-self-shipping]

Welcome to my two ancient faves bounced around my head like a windows screensaver so I grabbed them and forced them to kiss like paper dolls

No I cannot be stopped I'm a polyancients shipper and I have dynamics in mind for ALL of them that I can and will ramble about if prompted

On an unrelated note my asks are turned on

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[theballadofdrjekyll]

sort of HC that PV is the smallest ancient in the group. He's probably the same height as White Lily but just an inch smaller than her, which leads to the others taking advantage of this in showing affection towards him.

#polyancients real

REAL!!!!!!!!! I love getting random polyancient asks in my inbox

[samalamm]

HIIIII I LOVED YOUR SEAMOON HCS SO MUCH!!!!!!! and I noticed you liked polyancients too so I was wondering if you can give me some polyancients hcs of all the ancients but mainly centered around golden cheese!! it's alright if you wanna do all of them btw I'm down for anything HAHAHAHAHAHHA anyways thank youuuu!!

AWWWH THIS IS THE NICEST ASK IVE GOTTEN IN TUMBLR THUS FAR 😭💕 TYSM IM GLAD YOU LIKED THEM

gonna do all five of the ancients cause imjust that nice 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

pure vanilla

Half-Cakehound (has the ears and tail)

Incredibly affectionate. CUDDLES FOR DAYSSS

Has never snapped once in his life but has a lot of bottled up rage so don't press your luck too far

The shortest of the ancients, standing at 5'3"

Coincidentally the oldest of the ancients

Pretty much rules over everything (think of it like american systems, the ancients decide something and he has the final say-so over it and how far these laws go)

Beats his head with his fists when he's frustrated and kicks his feet (autism)

Gets distracted very easily (adhd)

Can't see without his staff, so he just walks around with it

Also declares he doesn't need it and runs into something two seconds later

Amazing patience and willpower

Actually can throw a pretty killer punch

That shit HURTS.

Kind enough to accept someone into his life, but kind enough to let them hurt others and get away with it.

Scarily high alcohol tolerance and beat Hollyberry in a drinking contest (never won again)

dark cacao

Very cold-hearted and rather cruel, but held in high regard for his wiseness.

Second tallest of the ancients but is also the youngest (L)

Has a huge staring problem that he plays off as observing.

Anger issues. BIG TIME.

Actually half dragon but nobody knows that yet

Constantly tired because he has to deal with the shitheads that are the ancients and their kin

Not very affectionate

Has been on the receiving end of a PV punch a few times when he was younger and would never do it again

Awful at sports

Often startled by pranks

Very low alcohol tolerance (double L)

hollyberry

Airheaded and dense

Tallest of the ancients and second youngest

Has escaped her guards several times and also helped the other ancients escape their guards

Makes a game out of getting on PVs nerves but has never gotten him to snap

Will never live him beating her in a drinking contest down

Aroace and pan

Also very affectionate but usually breaks a few bones of her friends and family giving them hugs

Usually a very lovey-dovey drunk (much to the displeasure of her friends)

white lily

Reclusive, yet kind

Second oldest ancient and a few inches taller than PV

Spends most of her time with Hollyberry and PV

Affectionate when she wants to be affectionate, but is very willing to accept affection

A very good cuddler

Often asleep in her room

Has a very soft singing voice that often puts her friends to sleep

Has a few strands of black and red hair from her time as D.E., as well as some mild vitiligo

Can change her form at will (D.E. is more of an alternate personality now, though she still exists)

Would absolutely worship the ground her friends walk on if she could

Mother of Herb and Clover with PV as the biological father

golden cheese

Cold and sarcastic, yet also down to earth and resourceful

Taller than PV, yet shorter than White Lily at the very middle in terms of age

Wears goggles when she flies to protect her eyes

Not super affectionate, but likes to be hugged and cuddled

Spoiled as fuck

Wears golden braces around her wrists and neck similar to the ones of African culture

Mother of Dark Choco, Roguefort, Earl Gray and Eclair, but favors Eclair over her other children

Complains about being bored every two seconds

Likes to give herself birdbaths in the bathtub

Can sleep almost anywhere

Queen of pranks

Can be very sweet if she wants to be, which isn't very often

poly ancients

They all cuddle Dark Cacao and Holly when they sleep, fight me about it

Watch movies together and talk the whole time (PV sometimes tells them to hush so he can hear what's going on in the movie)

Golden Cheese proceeds to talk twice as loud to annoy him (it works)

White Lily refuses to wake anyone but PV up with kisses, but will give affection to her other partners as an apology

PV is (probably) the favorite of the poly and he knows this, but doesn't brag

They all make breakfast together in the morning

If one of them is sick, the others will bring food and medicine to them while they're in quarantine

PV almost never gets sick, so sometimes he'll sit with the sick ancient and read or talk to them

If PV gets sick, the whole poly panics, because if he gets sick, the illness can be bad for him since he's not particularly good with his immune system

Give each other kisses RELIGIOUSLY

PV sometimes likes to give them kisses right after putting on lipstick so he can hear them fuss about makeup on their face (White Lily and Holly don't mind actually)

They all help PV with autism meltdowns via pressure therapy and kisses

When PV is angry, the other ancients just dip before he snaps (he never does)

Have very different music genera preferences so they always fight over the radio

Will bite each others head off if another eats all their snacks

Like to try each others region foods

Visit each other all the time

sorry i took so long to answer schools been kicking my ass but hi hello!! polyancients!!!

[walnutcookie]

i dare u to elaborate on the walnut hollyberry idea. no pressure !

okay so . this causes plotholes in my fanon and im still trying to find a way to patch it so im still not sure if ots canon but i think its so funny so its at least a concept

walnut doesnt know much about phantom bleu BUT she discovered that they used to live in the hollyberry kingdom . (the blue cheese manor which burned down but she doesnt know that)

so she has the genius idea to sneak away and go run off without her dads knowledge and consent and . She may not have money but she has an adorable face !!!! (literally in her story it says shes too cute and polite to say no to so people let her do shit) so she asks for a train ride to the hb kingdom and probably gets a free juice box too

she gets to the hollyberry kingdom and her 12 year old brain realizes . Oh shit. i just ran away from my dad who is now miles away to tjis unknown place. i came to find out more about phantom bleu but i dont even know where to startttt. so shes kinda scared. Big kingdom. she doesnt even know where to start looking (and the manor is destroyed anyways so its not like she would have found it)

then one of the kingdom guards pick her up by the scruff like a kitten and go Oh my god. A tinspney. Hey dude look at this. Holy shit that is a tinspney. We need to share this joy. And she gets passed around the castle until she ends up in hollyberrys arms and shes like Good Lird shes a tiny. A skroinkle indeed good work guards. and then walnut tells her a bit about herself and when she mentions her dad hollyberry is like YOURE GARFIELDS KID ⁉️

she calls walnut garfield jr and designates a whole room in the castle to her (decorated nicely and kept clean and nice) and she basically runs around with knight and princess (with wildberey watching them) and explores the hollyberry kingdom and falls in the canals 103846 times (thry pull her out by the scruff like a wet kitten) and she finds out about her grandparents pure vanilla and hazelnut Woaahahaa!!!

meanwhilr almond is having a FUCKING HEART ATTACK!!!! walnut is gone for DAYS and then one day he turns on the news and fucking Host cookie is there with walnt by their side talking about this skrunkly that showed up in the hollyberry kingdom and hes like WHAT TGE FUCK. MY FAUGJIGN DAUGSHER HOW FID SHE DGET THERE WHY IS SHE WITH MY STEPMOM (love u polyancients) WHAT THE FUCKOJG HELL

still debating on if she gets to meet pv and dc and gc but no matter what she gets to hear EVERYTHING from hollyberry and her mind is BLOWN . she is PURE VANILLAS GRANDDAUGHTER ? THE PURE VANILLA? QND HER DAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NAMED GARFIELD?

anyesyd she gets home in one piece (surprisingly) either from almond driving all the way there and likely breaking 100 traffic laws while hes at it or golden cheese drops her off at his doorstep. or hollyberry finds another way of transportation for her.

and she decides not to mention anything about pure vanilla/hazelnut to her dad otherwise he would have a second heart attack . <3

[somegirlontheinternet135]

As we travel deeper and deeper down the Timekeeper rabbit hole. It about time we cover an agenda, something what I think Cookie Run fandom lacks and needs more of:

Say it with me now. . .

TIMEKEEPER👏ANCIENT HERO👏INTERACTIONS!!👏

Oh, the gold mine of opportunities we are sitting on!!

Ok, call me sick, twisted, or whatever. But The Ancient Heroes. . . I like to torture them. . .

Now hear me out!-

I do like seeing them happy, like have you seem polyancient or purelily ship art?! IT'S ADORABLE!!! Sure, the voice in my head says "aww cute", the second, just as loud, voice in head says "I want a ungodly amount of suffering to come to you. . ."

But what can worse than their already going through in the orginal plot? Look no further attention to my AU

To this rant less of an essay: PV and friends accidentally summon Timekeeper, and in order to save not only Earthbread but their overall existence, they have be TK's playthings. The kicker? This takes in the further future of the game, when Dark Enchantress converts back into White Lily, adding more to the pain factor

So what pretell is worse than fighting your best friend or learning your true purpose in life? Why not become the Barbie dolls of a being who can kill you within an instant?!

What's that? They're all technically immoral??? Well strap in folks cause it's a faith worse than death!!!

Going off topic here, I also think their dynamic would be interesting. Think about it: The Ancient Heros, a bunch of old farts who are fresh out of a war, enjoy the simpler things in life, and wanna get into a routine; but Timekeeper is rambunctious, lives for entertainment, and hates routine to a T

All that being said, get to the important stuff here, their relationship; other than it's the equivalent of having a bomb strapped to your back or being held at gunpoint

We'll cover each hero one by one☆

Pure Vanilla Cookie: He's willing to do anything for Earthbread, even if that means becoming the literal boy-toy of time itself. Was the first in the group to say "Guys, if we don't do this, we'll all dead!" Overall, the most accepting of his faith. Is he terrified? Absolutely! Put into consideration that TK is stronger than what DE could or will ever be. Also, though not totally understanding their hobbies or musical interest, he still cheers them on or even indulges in it, likely being forced

Golden Cheese Cookie: Possibly the easiest to win over, the two have a lot in common and connected easily. Although at first, she didn't know what to feel about TK when they first show up. Golden was egotistical, believing her powers surpassed all, but when the Timekeeper, a being stronger than not just her but DE, shows up, it almost shatters Golden's ego, especially since they're a blur when they fight. Like PV, she doesn't understand their interest in musical theater, in fact doesn't see the liking of musical theater in general

Hollyberry Cookie: Her first thought was definitely "Oh what's the worst thing that can happen?" Everything. Every. f*cking. thing. Home girl just wanted to protect her kingdom and friends from threats, and no amount protection is gonna help us with *that*. But, Holly trusts PV, believing that in order to save their kingdoms and the world, is to let TK get their way, and it somewhat works? Also, Holly learns very quickly that Timekeeper isn't affected by alcohol berry juice. Very quickly don't ask why

White Lily Cookie: And she thought Dark Enchantress was scary. Seriously, the poor thing was/still is terrified of Timekeeper. To think, a happy life with her friends, with PV, all thrown out the window. Like Holly, Lily trusts Pure Vanilla with every inch in her body and also believes that letting TK do what they wanted with them was the safest option, you know how when you're of scared or uninterested in something, but as time goes on, you grow more curious of it? That's what happens with Lily. She gains more and more curious and almost intrigued by TK. An example of this is through theater, whenever TK performs, Lily watches in awe and adoringly. Timekeeper to Lily's eyes is like mother tiger, beautiful and magnificent beast yes, but better a few feet away, or behind glass

Dark Cacao Cookie: Legit thought TK was hell spawn the minute they showed up, diffidently the hardest egg to crack, even making the dumb decision of wanting to fight them. After learning how dire the situation actually was, and fighting was in fact, not an option, he decides he wanted nothing to do with him. All those years of prepping, preparing for war, now fruitless when dealing with Timekeeper. This obviously, doesn't work considering they destroy the citadel's wall within a second, or the fact they just teleport to him at a given moment. Even when he does warm up to TK, he still finds them annoying

And the final touch would be bonus head canons:

☆Timekeeper does crazy and or messed-up sh*t just for the pure sensation of the five's reaction. They also make sure it isn't consistent pattern, so they never know their next move

☆TK likes touching faces, especially if it's Pure Vanilla's, they like squishing his cheeks. That could be cause very touch-starved

☆At a given moment, TK had jump-scared several people by teleporting into a room or behind someone

☆White Lily finds herself "stalking" Timekeeper whenever they're alone to learn more about them, jotting notes in a little journal. It normally ends TK leaving only to appear it right behind her

☆After finding out they're not affected by alcohol, Holly and Cheese like testing TK's different abilities by arranging these different bets

☆Despite their amount of power, they love playing a good game of "cat and mouse" with Dark Cacao and creme wolves, just annoying him long enough so gives chase

☆TK is quite diverse with it comes to musical instrument, the one they play the most is the piano. Their favorite music genres is both eclectic and normal swing, so if I they get to be in the same room as a piano, you're in for fun night

☆The ancient heroes can all chilling for a second before being dragged into some crazy shenanigans by TK, whether that be one of their hobbies or musical theater fun

☆ Since Golden Cheese and Pure Vanilla both hang out with TK the most, the two learn alot about importance of performance and showmanship

☆ The other ancient heroes constantly give Dark Cacao sh*t for getting involved with TK

☆☆☆

Going into 'angst' territory, with Timekeeper being around, it impacts the friendship of the five heroes. On one side, we have Dark Cacao Cookie, who refuses to be some 'object' and wants to take action, but then you got everyone else who thinks fighting back would be pointless and making them happy and entertained is their best, and safest option. Dark Cacao being dramatic, questions whether or not their friendship means anything, and decides he wants nothing to them also. Which to their defense, it's not like they don't agree with him, it just that DC's plan was kinda stupid and escalate quickly

And there you have it folks, multiple paragraphs talking about another hyperfixation I have. First ramble of the year

[skybristle]

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golden cheeseburger

Sexuality Headcanon: bi

Gender Headcanon: bigender .t this is real and vcnaon im devsis

A ship I have with said character: HOLLYCHEESE NATION RISE RISE RISE RISE

A BROTP I have with said character: i think her and dca being besties is really fucking funny

A NOTP I have with said character: i csnt rlly think of anything usually the ancients r only shipped with other ancients and i like all of her pairings . i sort of ship polyancients but in a fucked up queerplatonic messy way soooo

A random headcanon: hmmm . she was very close with gogurt's [and eclair and earl gray's] house [for trade but as friends] before it burned down and later scruffed eclair and took care of him for most of his childhood . She did kinda a shitty job at it but shushhhhh we're not getting into the Horrors today

General Opinion over said character: GODDDDDD I FUCKING LVOE HER . she makes my little brain explode . when she actually does release the nuclear fallout on the dash will kill millions

[ask-polyancients]

Dear Ancients , since you’re on the way to becoming legends, have you heard of many fascinating legends yourself?

[hollytayas]

pure vanilla for the ask meme?

sexuality: bisexual for sure, polyamorous as a plus

gender: grandpa. tbh i hadn't really thought much about it, tho i think if i had to spitball smth, bigender is fun! a guy who is so awesome at what she does :)

ship i have with said character: purecacao has some funny fanart most often, so that seems to be the one i fall under most. but i cannot state enough. POLYANCIENTS📢📢📢 ‼️

a brotp i have with said character: white lily and him :) i'll probably get hate for it bc no one appreciates a good woman who's not morally perfect, but i think their dynamic is fun and interesting, while being pretty realistic for the circumstances. plus their background together is a no brainer, they're definitely besties. obligatory ancients group insert here also. AND HIM N CUSTARD III I LOVE THEIR INTERACTIONS SO MUCH.

a notp i have with said character: don't really have one? im sure it exists out there, just don't care to find it. putting ppl who ship purecacao and make them darkwhip 2.0 here tho for posterity's sake.

a random headcanon: he's blind (vision blurred beyond ability to see, not necessarily seeing nothing but black), which is why his eyes remain closed often. his staff works in essence as magic glasses — seeing through the eye became the only way he could navigate the world by sight. in his self exile as healer cookie, he just forewent sight altogether.

general opinion over said character: LOVE HIM SOOOO MUCH he's my everything. one of my top kingdom faves no contest. also very funny that his eng va does the same voice for marth fireemblem, which. has been my ultimate cc for almost a decade. it has An Effect on me for sure 😭👍

[cortlandkaard]

Hiya kaard! I don’t know too *too* much about you but for cookie run characters, who are your favorites if you have more than one?

(any actual playable cookie, npcs or guests are included in this too ! ^^)

have a free photo of my cat as well!

you're asking the professional polyancients guy...

anyways, aside from ocs and the ancients, i like crunchy chip and wildberry. they're pretty cool. i like their characters on their own a LOT even though i know they were created to interact with each other on odyssey

in terms of design i also really liked golden citrine

+ awesome car👍🏽

[meowizard]

white lily cookie for the character thing. pretty pretty please with a cherry on top :33

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favourite thing about them: their weird girl-ness... i can't think of another female fictional character who does unethical like she does WHILE BEING cute and sensitive <3 her descent into despair is written well feminist icon fr.,.,.

least favourite thing about them: her plait's drawn weird.

favourite line: 'you don't smile anymore... when you look at me' <- the only fucking line that chilled me when i was playing through

brOTP: outside of the ancients? fragments of her have found kumiho over the years :3c

OTP: polyancients ^3^ within that, cacaolily's my fave

nOTP: the fact she's, like, 80 always nags at the back of my head when i see her shipped with anyone other than the ancients... not a notp per se bc i know it doesn't really matter but definitely makes me squick

random headcanon: there are more fragments/ghosts/remnants of herself hanging around the world. idk how that would work but it's never explained

song i associate with them:

unpopular opinion: i know it contributes to her exploring thing, that she's too busy researching to be a ruler, i feel like they could have given her a kingdom. or a following of some kind, like the pilgrims to pure vanilla! i'm hoping that's what blue lily and lilybell are, but i doubt it. it's just- the game, the game is called kingdom i think there should be more kingdoms-......maybe one day i'll design one

favourite picture of them:

she looks cosy :) tucks her in

[princess-self-shipping]

Anyone who follows me on here and is open to asks

Please

Send me asks

I wanna ramble about polyancients but my brain has forgotten how to ignition-

[scarapanna]

Hi hi hello!! Random question

What are your top 3 crk OTP's (i dont know if i have asked this before, if i did whoops-)

Hmmm let's see

I'm not into shipping all that much despite my liking for two plants doomed by the narrative purelily (first pairing I ever latched onto, liked the dynamic and thought it was cute) snsdnns

Other than that one i'd say some of the ones I found the most interesting in terms of dynamic were Holly and Goldie's pairing and others (also polyancients is really cute too!) but I'm not all that invested if I were to be honest shdhshv