#aspyn and santos

[our-little-kingdom]

11:01 P.M., Somewhere in SimNation

(from the moderator of r/BanksSnark)

Good evening to you all! Your friendly neighborhood 𝓢𝓲𝓶 𝓡𝓮𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓽 moderator, SpittingOutMyWine, here with my biweekly post reminding ALL of you of why Aspyn Banks (and the entire Banks family, including the minors!) STILL SUCKS! I’ve seen a lot of you PRAISING her on her “wedding” 

1) She was HORRIBLY rude to me, innocently minding my own business and commenting on a recent Simstagram post HERE!

2) She wore an UGLY, FRUMPY, PERFORMATIVELY MODEST, PINK wedding dress. So much for MODESTY!!!! She also made her guests eat CAKE and drink PUNCH with NO ALCOHOL, while her and her K-1 visa husband ate TACOS!! When MY SEXY LIBERAL HUSBAND and I got married, I wore an AWESOME, REVEALING DRESS and we had A FULL BAR with absolutely NOTHING NON-ALCOHOLIC!!!!!

3) Her SimTube channel is SO annoying and she is SUCH a hypocrite. LOOK at this thumbnail she posted of herself in a REVEALING DRESS, Santos with his SHIRT UNBUTTONED, and his SISTER (#FreeIsabela!!!!!) in an UGLY dress with a MODESTY TOP UNDER!!!! You can CLEARLY tell in this picture that Isabela is MISERABLE and was DEFINITELY CRYING before the picture. If I could RESCUE her, I would BURN every denim skirt and replace them with t-shirts featuring my FAVORITE GIRLBOSSES!

That is ALL I could come up with for NOW, but I’ll be posting like this everyday until you guys stop LEGHUMPING!!!! I insult them because I CARE and it is the MORAL and RIGHT thing to do to DEFEAT THESE EVIL FUNDIES!!

Thanks!

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[our-little-kingdom]

(from the Sim Magazine official website)

Sim Exclusive: Aspyn Banks and Santos Najera are Married!

Aspyn Banks and Santos Najera have become one!

Before a modest 500 guests at Iglesia del Cordero de la Paz in the bride’s hometown of Oasis Springs, the reality star became Aspyn Najera. Mrs. Najera stunned in a long sleeved, satin blush ballgown and a cathedral length pink veil with lace detailing, produced by Sifix and Zeussim respectively.

After the quick ceremony, the couple ran off to enjoy their first kiss in private (recreated perfectly in the picture above!), then had tacos alone at their favorite local spot before returning for a cake and punch reception at their venue.

The couple will be honeymooning privately, then settling in a home in Willow Creek.

(A/N: I love that the kiss pose pulled off the effect I was going for; the infamous “missed kiss” picture that Jessa and Ben Seewald had (see here))

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(from the official SimTube channel of SLC)

SLC Digital Exclusive: Aspyn Banks Is Courting!

A Banks daughter has found love -- in a hospital?

Meet Santos Najera! Santos, a 25 year old Selvadoradan native, and Aspyn, 19 met at Oasis Springs General, where Santos is a registered nurse on a working visa and Aspyn is a nurse’s aide on the labor and delivery unit while studying to become a registered nurse herself!

“We actually met in the cafeteria -- I was just tired, lost, thinking of getting home, then all of a sudden this angel is walking past me with her salad and God said, ‘That’s your wife, go get her!” Santos said in a recent interview with SLC producers.

“And he slid right next to me in the booth I sat down in, and we spent our whole lunch break talking about ministry, talking about healthcare, talking about ourselves. It was truly God at work!” Aspyn commented.

“So we’ve been courting for about a month now, of course with Mr. Banks’s blessing, and we are talking about those next steps, but also trying to be wise.”

Aspyn and Santos thank all the fans for their prayers, wishes, and comments and hope that you’ll love watching their journey on The Banks Wives!

Comments: 250

emerald.diaz: hope those future kids don’t have his hairline lol [+320, -250]

The Homesteading Hudsons: Aspyn is so beautiful! I love this couple and this family so much. Nice to have some wholesome programming the whole family can enjoy! Excited for a wedding special. [+500, -25]

jenhearts: Wedding in 3, 2, 1... [+200, -10]

(a/n: yeah babey wifi again!!! i’m gonna be posting a little closer together for a bit so we can get properly caught up storywise)

[our-little-kingdom]

(from the personal blog of the Banks Family/Aniyah Banks: our-little-kingdom)

It is a VERY special Love Day this year at the Banks house! Both our married girls, Aspyn and Eden, as well as Taylor, Zion’s sweet wife, are expecting! Aspyn and Eden coordinated the most awesome dual announcement. To make it even more sweet, Taylor gave a beautiful speech on how this gift of life has softened the rebellion in her heart and while she may not agree with ALL of what God asks women to do as we see it, she now sees the gifts in God’s design for womanhood through motherhood. There wasn’t a single dry eye!

Aspyn and Eden are both expecting little boys, while Taylor’s little girl should be arriving in just a few months! We anxiously await the arrivals of our first three grandbabies, whose names are already picked and who I’ve gotten permission to announce: Dawn Brinley (named for being her mom’s new beginning - how sweet!), Servetus Santos (named for Aspyn and Santos’s favorite theologian), and Gideon Elijah (of course, holding the names of TWO strong Biblical men), we love you all so much!

While we were all gathered in the living room (so plenty of watchful eyes for purity and honesty), Benjamin and Isabela, Santos’s sweet sister, struck up a conversation about how she was enjoying SimNation! We can’t help but wonder if a courtship could be in their future - Benny is the family’s aspiring pastor and Aspyn secretly shared that when Isabela brought home her list of ideal traits in a partner from the teen girls lock-in at their church, a pastor was her first item!

It was a beautiful day of fellowship, testimony, good food, and displaying the fruits of following God’s plan for your life, especially to our teens close to entering this season, and our marrieds.

“Hey, Passion. Just wanted to send you a quick voicemail. Happy Love Day - so excited to see you in just a few days. I....I love you.”