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Teenagers With Attitude Episode 174

"Hey, and welcome to Podcast! I'm Host" all true "Okay, so we're gonna do Alien Rangers again" "So, I just got back from a trip to Vancouver, so I'd like to announce my new position on this podcast as Chief Canada Expert." "What the fuck, I'm Canadian! Fuck you!" "Well I mean, Fletcher is no longer with us." "Oh no!" "Well yeah, he's not here this week, he'll be fine though." "If France and Britain did a fusion dance, you'd get Canada." "Morphactnewzeo" HELL YEAH "We're supposed to say jokes here? Fuck!" "The camera is directly in front of his junk." that Mazinger camera angle "These are government zords." "Billy fucking runs this town and don't you forget it." "It's a second-rate Peter Lorre impression, like it's no Digitamamon." "Okay, can I talk about the tragic thing now?" "Nah." "I mean, let Frankie have her theory, but also, it's wrong." I did actually watch The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad recently. "Followers of the deep Lexi lore know that I had a brief foray into crime" I will never forget "Oh no, it's only an hour and a half long!" oh the one where the putties pretend to be the rangers in the school is one of the best episodes still okay so this one just kind of stops

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Totally Reprise Episode 125

finny fun "I've had a lot of time to just kind of play video games, which is a bad time to learn something I did learn which is that I hate video games apparently." "The bomb in the pussy" "You know what's fucked up is that the Organization Jaxon's name would be Noaj, but it's a J at the end, and you still pronounce it Noah. Anyway, continue." oh I had no idea you could skip the Roxas minigames "Okay, here's the thing about Chain of Memories." "Okay." "It murdered me, and I am dead." "I feel like we've talked about Jack Sparrow enough too many times in a row here not to just throw in a quick 'fuck Johnny Depp' part." "And folks: Mandy's over." "I think she is, also very into the idea of locking people up against their wills, in both a sexual and oppressive way." "Yeah but this is Totally Reprise, and our job, is to explain away the logical inconsistencies with this show, via inappropriate sexual things!" that is exactly your job, that is correct "Alright this might be a sex thing, but it's definitely problematic." "Hang on, I have to go uncancel Mandy." "Aw man, we're 100% going to hell." "That was determined like, 123 episodes ago, Ashley." "I know, it's just sometimes it still hits me." "Has Jerry fucked his own hologram?" "Absolutely, 100%, he puts it on the goop wall." "That feather came from, presumably, a bird" "Nicki Cleangirl" the trivia flavored poptarts are still there "The poptarts wiki does not give a SHIT." "I just created a new account for the Totally Spies wiki called TotallyReprise69, gonna go edit the Jerry page again" "Well, okay, let's put it this way, we'll have a long conversation wherein we try to convince you that what we're doing is not vandalism, if you come on our show. You know, we'll just see which idea wins in the marketplace of ideas, debate us, bro!" "Fuck off." "Fuck you. Nevermind, I'm on the wiki's side now." "Yeah, I'm going to go to Totally Spies wiki right now and change it back." "I thought it was fun when I watched it, it was less fun when I talked about it." "Lots happened, she was canceled, uncanceled, then dead." "Villain I agree with, like, I don't know-" "Kyle Katz!" there's GOTTA be a Big O rewatch podcast called Cast In The Name Of Pod "revolver gender" Revolver gender? But I hardly know 'er know 'er! "Time is real, and it's hell."

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Teenagers With Attitude Bonus Episode 36

I was disappointed when this didn't start with All The Small Things, and then, All The Small Things I definitely saw Snow Day, I absolutely don't remember it. Tim Curry was also a villain in Gargoyles "Do you remember the Eddie Murphy movie 1000 words where if Eddie Murphy said more than 1000 words he would die?" oh Yuna did a song about that one "So is the fun size the dick?" Jonathan Frakes was also in Gargoyles "Hey, guess what! It's inconsistent!" "Oh, we will talk extensively about the soundtrack." "We open up, a bunch of clocks spinning real fast, which already you should be concerned, cause that's the opposite of what they told you you were getting." "They went to ask jeeves, and put 'what's time'" "I hate this kid, and I hate the dad, they deserve each other." "Let's start with small things." "Okay. All of 'em." "Do you think there's so many bike stunts in this movie because it was directed by Jonathan Frakes, and he likes that 'biker' rhymes with 'Riker?'" "I have a different nickname for Jonathan Frakes, instead of One Shot Frakes" "Okay" "What's that?" "No Brakes Frakes" "Because he doesn't stop, except clocks" "If you want a very Ashley thing, I printed out an entire yuri fanfic." "I agree, it is fucked up they don't kill French Stewart." "Oh wait, no I need to stop this injustice, and also get that pussy." "Finally, a clock has been stopped." "He summons the power of his stand The World" oh right it is that "All Clockstoppers Are Bastards" "Why are they cheering sometimes and booing others? It's the same fucking thing!" "Breakin' 2: All Your Bones" "Call ME daddy!" "The actual interesting plot stuff, drops at exactly halfway through the movie." "Listen, I'll tell you what: not that interesting." "I know there are a lot of folks who listen to the show who like to watch whatever we discuss before they listen to the episode. This one, it's absolutely not worth it." you can't tell me what to do "And may the clocks... stop you always."

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Eidolon POP Episode 12

"Lady Luck is just another dumbass." finally, we know what she is "Listen, Sloan, this is a mechanically-incentivized intervention." oh Cumeye's got the batman voice "because he's been drinking, step one he's gonna take his shirt off" "Man, this is a weird fuckin' episode!" "I'm trying to think, does this guy have blood or does he have something cooler?" "Double blood!" damn he bleeds cum too "You think you're safe now? Just cause I don't have legs? You think I can't get more of those?" I cannot stress enough how little concept I have of how hard it is for him to get more legs just kind of a nice drunken execution "My name... is Raphael Hubert. And I... am hungry like the wolf." I get it, like the song "One Take Luke, that's what they call me."

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Eidolon ROCK Episode 11

"edging the Phantom Clock" "I feel like if it was manual, a fox would not be able to drive it." yeah that's definitely where that line is "a little machine that turns food into shit before dying" damn same "You left that food unattended, I gave you time to eat it, and you didn't." fox etiquette "I am the first fox to ever drive a car I'll have you know." "I think we may have screwed this one up, gang!" "Listen, if a fox can drive a car, then I'm pretty sure that I can drive a helicopter." "How high is the chopper at this point?" "I would say at about chopper height." "I have a plan, I don't know if it's good." "Hasn't stopped anyone else!" "Hey guys, just checking in, what the fuck is going on?" "Virginia Valentine, canonically a Yu-Gi-Oh fan." this is the most important lore yet "You think Harvey could've gotten us out of that? Harvey got us into that!" "What is a Chili?" "I'm a fox" that's so true worst rolls of all time trying to look at some cars "I call it Stand." because it stands beside him

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Eidolon ROCK Episode 10

"Nothing bad will ever happen again!" "Yeah, I fell from heaven, Harvey. I fell out of the sky." "If Virginia is an angel, then angel's must be good, because Virginia's good." "Aww." "See it's nice when it comes from the fox." "The fox has learned about religion." good Lexi's here with some Fox Facts, I don't actually know anything about foxes so this is helpful for me Chili ate a weird bug and she doesn't even care "Apparently dying is just sort of a suggestion." when Chili is the one who has to argue for planning for things ahead of time you know you're in trouble "Listen, it wouldn't be JoJo's Bizarre Adventure if somebody didn't need to shit." finally we can find out what toilets are like in colorado "I'm not getting in an anime fight when I've got to take a shit." I think we've all been in this situation before "Harvey go to the fuckin bathroom!" Chili is telling me about patreon "I bet none of you have ever had your name read out by a fox before, huh?" that's so true "The fox is here to help you, you can trust the fox." can't handcuff a cat idiot "Can I let him shoot me" now this is jojo "More cops are budding off of the existing cops." "All cops are budding." "Oh my God Cecilia! I'm so sorry!" everyone should always be saying this "It's too bad there's not a move, for like, trying to suss out information beyond what you know." "I am going to dredge the undertow." eidolon if Chili could drive a car, 90% getting the car away from Chili

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Eidolon POP Episode 10

"Give me a second, because I have been preparing for two weeks to play depressed Ursa." "I try calling her." "Straight to voicemail." alright well that doesn't mean anything, no one answers the phone, that's the entire point of eidolon pop "Hey, this is Sloane. Why are... why." "Why are you familiar with the Adam Sandler comedy Click?" "I mean, it's one of the most popular movies of all time, of course." click is this world's borat "It sounds like saying a really bad cuss to your mom." "though I will say, an eidolon powerful enough to do this is... unusual." "Hell yeah it is." "'Hey Ursa, you doing okay?' I say putting my pants on." "Don't yell at Kane to do fanart for us." "Did you just say 'holy cow' and then 'fuck?'" "I guess everyone's alive now, except for James and Ursa who still don't exist kind of?" "So I've been asking myself, what would Sloane do?" "Oh, buddy, no." now that Sloane's having some character development, we need a replacement bad decision maker "I'm going to need all of you to try something risky, and fail." finally, something they're good at making a pull in granblue really is the ideal way to do that "I've been saving my crystals for armsfest but let's go." "I gotta admit Lady Luck, it's a bit tacky for the god of luck." "We playing blackjack or something, you fuckin' stereotype?" "Yeah, it's blackjack-" "Yeah of course it is."

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Eidolon ROCK Episode 9

finally the part where Virginia's a cat "Molly, as soon as we get inside, does Virginia feel the sudden urge to leave?" "A place for world-weary travelers, whatever that world may be," alright so hold on "This place is Switzerland, alright? Is that clear?" "No." "Not at all." "Don't worry about it." "I'm worrying about it!" "You have been granted mercy and you should cherish it." ferrets could be talking like this all the time, we don't know, we don't speak ferret "Virginia, if you're jealous, one of us can give you scritches I'm sure." "Didn't think going into this that I'd get out-knowledged on milk!" I mean you should've frankly, there's a lot of kinds of milk "I guess my question is, did you have running milk before you had running water?" circumstances have come together to form vore "What's wrong Chris, your milk to strong for you?" "She has several Nooks, but each one has one book installed on it." "I didn't expect anyone to get swallowed today! I feel like that's not a ridiculous assumption!" "Just out of curiousity, what small metal objects have people wanted but not been able to get their hands on recently?" "Smash cut to two hours later, all of our eidolons are somehow inside this man." "That Playstation Portable didn't sit right with me!" who would've thought, that that would not be the best thing to eat "More like the SPOILED milk hotel!" got em frankly everyone in the rock group could've given up their intelligence, how would I be able to tell "You accidentally just climbed up and spied on a guest through their window, huh?" "Yes..." "The Neutral Milk Hotel straddles an unknowable number of alternate realities and universes." alright that'll probably never come up again "We're just the shittiest guests!" well that's not that surprising honestly "I don't really like that we just confirmed the multiverse." well I have some bad news, from the future........ "That guy smelled neat." this is what animals are always thinking "I am a fox, ma'am, I cannot explain this better." "You know, you can load ebooks on the PSP as well." "Shut the fuck up." "It was something about multiverses, I think we're in one?" you best start believing in multiverses, Chili the Fox "I really don't appreciate people bringing angels into my hotel" this is it, the reveal! "When you are too tired to continue on your journey, take the instructions of a helpful stranger, and you will find yourself back at our door." that's cool, I like that kind of thing "Also, why are you an angel?" "Wait, what?" "Oh, yeah, you're an angel. Let's get in the car, huh?" I was completely confused about the door knocking sound effect, I thought it was in real life, and didn't understand how someone knocking on the door made the podcast theme song stop "What the fuck is Fate/Extra?"

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Oreo Flavor Corner

"Now, to be clear, that is not gingerbread cookies with filling, it is an oreo cookie with gingerbread flavored filling." Somehow, that's exactly what I expected. "That's like when my dad makes himself chicken strips and fried eggs, it's like, I feel a weird, I feel odd about this." "I do not believe in their ability to invoke any of these flavors in cream." "You can't just put rice crispies in an oreo!" "I mean, sure you can. It's America." "They have one that's like, cherry coke, that also has pop rocks in it." THAT ONE CAN FUCK OFF "Mystery oreo!" "Oh boy. Scrape it off the floor, put it on a cookie." I'm so glad there's a poptart wiki "Listen, I am a man with several well known, powerful weaknesses." "There's trivial pursuit flavored poptarts." "The flavor is facts." "How would you feel if I recorded all of this to put in the Garbage Dump?"

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Eidolon POP Episode 9

"Alexis, what is justice?" damn that's a tough question "She's a zoomer making a phone call, of course it's important." "What are the chances that Sloane would cause more trouble in the 24 hours that we leave her alone?" "Unfathomably high." "I scrap with the firefighter." "For the record, I am flipping off the firefighter as we run away." "Wow, you think I'm useful?" "Status?" "A bunch of fire emojis." "Alexis, I made a mistake." "That's okay, we made it together." "Inside each Sloane, there are two dragons." "They're both idiots." "This is gonna go bad but I want to do it" that's the eidolon pop way "The thing is that like, rocket jumping doesn't work." okay that makes sense alright they have dealt with the second dragon that they created for no reason "Please call me 'boss' from now on." "Do you like to converse, Sloane Parker?" "No." "You shouldn't have died. You should have never been born." well that's mean "Eidolon POP: It will make you feel bad."

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Eidolon ROCK Episode 8

"My Eidolon can transform any oxygen it touches into glass." oh shit "Chili's just vibing, dude." "There's a lot of NPCs in this car that should logically be talking to each other, and that's no good for me." "Chris, how did you feel about Combos before and how do you feel about them now?" "Yeah, what's your tie to Combos?" "I used to like Combos, and I will always like Combos." "It's just like, light." "That's my gimick!" I see Luke had to come up with a character who would insist on introducing himself so that they would actually find out his name "What's a tiger?" "Imagine a cat, but real big and it doesn't hate swimming." "To be fair, Luke has gotten very used to the other group, his notes not really mattering" "This is true, I am extremely cool and strong." "Okay, I think I know what a tiger is now." "If you're listening at home, google the Gilman Tunnels!" I won't "Have we considered that maybe he's actually right, and that we can't beat him?" "Luke, I'm gonna suddenly remember that I have an Eidolon" "The problem is this group has -1 GEN." "Yeah, and the player characters aren't too great either." "I am going to become the Inhuman." me entering a depressive episode "fractal tiger orb" oh that's a good phrase "The bad guy's dead which means Luke can now think about the NPCs again." "I mean I kind of feel better about the fact that it doesn't have a whimsical name that could possibly be the title of a song." "That's true." "As you all kind of unpack and shovel into the front door, the camera kind of pans up to that hotel sign, and you hear like a, vrrr," "No!" "as the rest of the sign kind of flicks back on, to read 'Neutral Milk Hotel.'" "I'm actually fucking furious."

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Eidolon POP Episode 8

"I have not died yet, therefore I am immortal." "I'll see you in.... fuckin' whenever the next evil deity summons us at this point, I don't care." "You don't even have any apps installed, it is like it's a brand new phone." eidolon pop's always finding new avenues for phone horror "My Granblue progress......" okay first of all there is an app but people usually play that in the browser, "Can I roll to see if I have leftover Chinese food?" "Who are you?" "Fuckin', the ghost of Christmas past, suck my dick." "Alexis, this seems like a really bad idea." "DO IT!" "For some reason, you have a hard time paying attention when James is talking-" "What else is new?" "Who's this guy, Jarm?" yeah his name's probably jarm "It's so hard to keep these kids alive!" "It is fun to play! For me!" "Listen, you could just look at anybody with a leather jacket and a vape pen and pretend they're a Sloane cosplayer." "Listen, being a real person is overrated, you're really better off this way imo" "Now Sloane and Harvey in ROCK have been confirmed Granblue players, and I like to think that they have somehow interacted without knowing each other." I'm sure they've used each other's support summons once or twice "I got a Lamretta." oh hell yeah, I guess if you think about it Lamretta is kind of the Sloane of Granblue "I still don't have all my memories, but at least I exist!" me coming out of a depressive episode "Quentin I have spent the last five years editing this book as you were writing it, and you're telling me you didn't write it." hate it when that happens "You gotta learn the difference between colons and semicolons, you're a professor." "Semicolons look cooler." well that is true, he's right "We've opened up way too many questions about how the universe works to bother with church at this point." "Are you familiar with the concept of racism?" "What's that all about?" "Oh, racism." "Oh, I hate that stuff." Sloane's so excited about the idea of learning a new cuss of course Sloane maxed out the dissonance clock trying to talk to herself "Wait, have you been naked this entire time?" "Yes." "What's better than a nice naked breakfast with friends?" "All of the misused semicolons in the book are actually a form of code" perfect "The entire world will be burned until there is nothing but Sloane Parker."

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Eidolon ROCK Episode 7

"It's been a day, Virginia." "Yeah, I died twice." "You died twice?" "Oh, I don't trust Harvey to do anything." if this was an anime, it would cut to Harvey sneezing "It says, if you want someone to understand you, they should walk ten miles in your shoes, to the nearest town." great, this is with the best possible roll, fantastic "She could still be alive." "Yeah!" "She's probably not still alive." "Probably not." I love to be comforting "So far, you've gotten off better than everyone else who's tried to kill us today." I feel like I should say this more often in my life "It's like I'm always telling people, if they just don't kill us, we can be friends." anime! "your clock is just out there." "Yeah." "Is that a euphemism?" "I'm mature, but I've still got that youthful vigor, and vive." this is what everyone's always saying about Harvey "You know, I have an apartment, and a job, and a hobby." I have money, a salary, a wife! "Well, the last two times we've found useful buildings on the road, it's gone very bad for us." "Listen, eventually, one of them has to be normal, right?" "Chili just learned to read yesterday, and she can already read the room better than Harvey." "If you had like an Animorphs book cover, that was like a person on one side, and a house on the other, they're like that middle image." now let me stop you right there. a house is not an animal "3D Doritos. They're the PSP of snacks!" well I guess I can't argue with that "We're about to get assassinated by someone who makes hunger happen or some dumbass power." "Yeah, there's definitely something happening, I'm always in the mood for Combos." "the official state bird of New Mexico, a roadrunner" jesus christ "and then you see more text appearing beneath each of you, that says 'Dumbicus Losers.'" god damnit "Chris and Sabrina just hear, you know, the classic meep meep sound, but Chili, you hear 'fuck you.'" "I can take you to the motel, I am worried that there's just going to be like, you know, some kind of hair monster, or frankenstein or something in there." "Wait, anvils are made of metal." this can only go great "There was a room full of skeletons!" "Not my skeleton." hashtag notmyskeleton "Chili, I have an idea. Do you think you can drive a car?" "Chris, get outside the anvil please, I need you to have arms." "And now you're also rocketing through the air with no air control." "I think I have a plan for this." "Okay, I would love to hear it!" "So my eidolon's power is the ability to try and make people believe things that aren't true, right?" "Right." "So, if say, my eidolon had access to some sort of like, artistic tools, and could draw something, could it convince someone that that drawing is real?" "Do you think maybe if I punched the painting you just made to destroy it, that that would hurt the bird now that it's inside your painting dimension?" looks like we've got a classic chalkzone situation here "Harvey, what are you doing? You're in a random suburb in Albuquerque and the cops probably just got called on you." "What is Hitman but the Looney Tunes of video games?" "I just look at what's left, and just kind of mutter under my breath, 'no, fuck you.'" "You know, even with everything that has happened to us so far, I still kind of can't believe that we had to go through that." "Oh, yeah. We probably should take a left turn at Albuquerque." i'm so mad "You need to understand that every single one of your teeth that's still in your skull right now is a God damn gift from me to you" "I can absolutely tear the limbs off a grown man. I've done it before, and believe you me, I WILL do it again."

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Eidolon Pop Episode 7

"Ursa is so needy and lonely that I don't have to worry about her finding other friends" jesus christ oh the paperwork department, I saw that in the gm notes "Quentin, my old friend, you're all on team expendable." "Good luck." "Don't need it." "No, we do. We super need it. Don't say that." "I'ma take a picture of this elevator in case we need it again." "Just having a real regular one in the Undertow." "I'll tell you what. After you've finished your paperwork for the eon, why don't you see me in my office and we can talk about a mentorship program?" "It's a miracle, for once, the POP group followed my fuckin' GM notes, I'm so happy." "Hey, Alexis." "Yeah?" "Why do you have 'hog' written on your hand?" "Honestly, this bureaucratic hellscape puts the natural splendor and infinite complexity of life to shame." "We don't want to collapse into dead." "Alright, clearly you have more leverage in this situation here, as all workers do over their bosses, a lesson I have learned today." damn that's one of my favorite lessons for people to learn "Remember, unionizing is about collectivism, we're talking about all of humanity." "Like this guy, and I pull up one of the skeletons." "I was thinking, three nanoseconds." "Mmm, no. No." "No, that's not gonna work. We can't even perceive time that short." okay so James is not a 60fps kind of guy "Can Ursa tuck into a spinball?" "Yes. 100%." all furries have this power "Total Eclipse of the Heart!" so here from the future, I'm almost positive that's right "It's some really old song for boomers." "It's a good song!" both true "and I found that the most effective method, was brutally murdering the unionizing employees." yeah it's always like that "It was a C- performance, but hey, that's not an F, right, professor?" "Cs get degrees." "Cs get degrees." "Within seconds you are all just, in a puddle of bus slime" "I throw bus slime at James." "There's always gonna be a little bit of slime in the Undertow."

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Eidolon Rock Episode 6

"What is your conception of Chili?" "That she's really good at jumping on enemies." "Chili is a good friend." I love to hear that there was actually a scene with that alley cat, so even though I have no idea how that would come up again I'm glad the tie's still there "Chili definitely can read, she has read things so far, and that is terrifying in some ways to me." "You know when Dracula became president, and like, we had those series of movies called the Dark Universe?" "Sorry Virginia, we're having a moment. We're having a bro moment." "I think Cecilia is very pointedly looking out the window so you can't tell that she's crying a little bit." "I think Jack just groans slightly as you were bringing out your PSP." "Oh, sorry, he hates PSPs, he's always been a DS man." "Thus New Mexico was designated the Sword State, and Florida was designated the 12-Guage Shotgun State." "Oh my God, Luke, you spent so much time walking to that punchline." "Literally the only thing I know about Albuquerque is that one Weird Al song." "Yeah, that's true." "I thought real hard about making that into an Eidolon." "There's no laws, baby." "They're loaded with preservatives, and now so am I. I'll live forever." this is also my strategy "The prices are actually very affordable!" "We're rich, we don't care!" "Well you see, highway 40 is on the other side of this building, I've decided," well I'm very quickly not liking this eidolon "She made my eidolon a chia pet!" more like eidolawn, am I right I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be imagining all these things bursting out of people's bodies kind of FLCL style. Harvey eating food from the refrigerator that's part of him is the worst thing I've ever heard the good continue to die young "I wanna run over to the woman who's turning into a house." "Uh, she is a house." "Why are we only rolling good today on the bad decisions?" sometimes you just try to trick a bunch of houses "Buried in Bedrock is my Flintstones detective noir, thank you." "Harvey is wearing his jacket inside out and trying to convince Chili to buy a house?" "But Chili doesn't know enough about electricity to object." this is fucked up because Lexi knows everything about electricity "Luke, can I invoke the power of animal friendship?" "I think uh, I think no." "I can turn any pizza pie into a regular pie" with the power of 「That's Amore」 oh this must be that voice I've heard about that Luke absolutely shouldn't have done

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Totally Reprise Episode 85

"but I was just kind of like, asking about your experience." Is this an episode of Talkin' About Our Experience? "I don't know anything about public speaking and I choose not to" Seems like a good decision. "People laughed at jokes" "I think that's the ideal." Thank you for mentioning Klomanager, Luke oh god, Danny O'Dwyer on Let's Place, I don't even know what the fuck I'd do about that "Listen. I will not. I will not. That thieving... just... bastard." Agreed, STRONGLY agreed. "Is the Cell Saga the worst saga?" My immediate reaction is, the Cell Saga might be my favorite saga. "What are your thoughts on Uub?" "Man, I like Uub." "I like Uub!" "That's right, they just had a bad guy named Baby, huh?" Baby Vegeta's got a fuckin look, I remember that. "That's, like, mid-life crisis Vegeta." "Shut the fuck up about your problems." "Damn!" "Sorry Luke, you're right!" apparently there's a LOT of cucking in Runaways "I decided not to be funny this episode." A bold move, but I respect it. "I've just kind of been being sarcastic about liking jokes, but people just keep taking that like, literally?" "What are we hanging on for?" "We're just hanging on for a sec." what's happening here Chelsea has entered the podcast "You didn't think I'd let you go, did you? You didn't think I wouldn't pay you back, did you?" "I asked Chelsea like 10 weeks ago!" "How do you feel about giant ladies, Chelsea?" "Uh, they're fine." "I'm doing fantastic. My friends are here, my girlfriend is here, what else, why wouldn't I be doing amazingly?" "There seems to be a bit of seething anger mixed with like, embarassment." "like, human rights violations?" "I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, this guard sees someone has a teddy bear, and says those are illegal." Any dude with brown hair could be Tim Scam, fucking any of them "I think sometimes Totally Spies tries to be a good show." I'm not convinced honestly. "By the way, I forgot Dimunitive Smalls had like, super saiyan hair." "Diminutive Smalls has the worst fuckin' voice." It's so bad! FUCK, Luke has 100% perfectly emulated this terrible voice "Do you feel like, a kinship with Diminutive Smalls? You just got that voice so down pat." god damn "I smoke 12 packs of helium a day!" "it's almost like the writers for this episode had a weird, like, fixation with like, extremely powerful rumbles coming from footfalls or something, I don't know." It's KIND OF like that. "You'd think they would never come here, given that, this is where Tim Scam did fuck their moms." "They have loyalty cards." "Hey, so his entire plan is, I'm gonna make one of the spies really big." "Yes." "That's it, right?" That's all the fuck he's got! "this is just someone going like, hey we had that episode with the guy who made things small... what if we made them big" Ashley's delivery on this is amazing. "So they're gonna get big, and then they're gonna fight with their clothes half ripped off." jesus christ this powerpuff girls episode that is being described "Maybe they just don't know when school happens." That has to be true. "Sam, you literally are an amazon, this is established canon." I did watch the Jon Bois video where that football team got fucking owned, it was good. "Maybe if we just keep talking up Jon Bois, he'll come guest on the show." "It does destroy a smoothie stand." shit "I thought Mandy maybe just ran through the sign of Dr. TJ Ecklenberg, or whatever." I'm always here for Dr. TJ Eckleberg jokes, for some reason. "Hey, remember how Smalls's entire thing is that he was bitter that they couldn't grow him back to normal?" "You know, being shrunk's not so bad, maybe if I made some women get bigger..." "And then they start killing people." A lot of people died at this part. "He fires, and ends up hitting a beetle, a flower, and a snail, which kickstarts a whole Junji Ito comic." "He just has no comprehensible plan. He's just doing this to do it." Ashley was watching a different video and found a lesbian comment, which is perfect. Molly and Luke are just fucking reading this fan ending, I'm excited This script makes an excellent point, Smalls would not be able to escape prison like that if he was bigger, I get why they were so annoyed by that. "Apparently Mountain Dew is just force femme juice." "It's gamer fuel, baby!" "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman's like the Pixies." "I didn't think very hard about how much Dragon Ball there is before we started that." Are you skipping GT? You've only got like 10 more years to figure that out. "I was like, you're the boss, here we go, all aboard the train for piss station!" Everyone hates the time that Teenagers With Attitude records at. "Like you guys thought that Coheed and Cambria was bullshit before, you weren't ready." "See, it makes sense that the spies are terrible spies, because Jerry's a terrible spy." "He's just making snuff films." "Yes." "Yes."