#aussieracha

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Chan: Are you Australian?

Felix, groans: Cuz I meet all your koala-fications?

Chan: No

Chan, pulls Lix onto his lap: Cuz I wanna take you outback

Felix, blushes:

Chan: I mean we can put the laid in Adelaide

Felix, goes bright red: please shut up

Chan, proud of himself: never, my aussiemate

[doyouevenamericano]

Skz reaction images p.t sunny boy :)

i don’t think i’ve done felix yet (i’m probably wrong)

[straykidsclothes]

Stray Kids in Airport

• November 10 2022

@aussieracha <3

[itzsana-kiddingmenow]

AHH IM SO SORRY I was asleeep when you posted the fic… BUT ITS SO GOOD?? Like what do you mean chan isn’t actually like that in real life??? I bet you he has the squeakiest laugh ever when wrecking his members because he’s just full of admiration, and he loves to praise them to get them flustered too… and then binnie part.. the way I’m also sensitive on my back.. huhu I love my baby dwaekki.. BUT THANKS FOR WRITING MY HEADCANON I LOVE YOU ㅠㅠ I really need to curb my cravings for ler chan and lee bin it’s driving me crazy, love you sana !! ><

-<3 anon

SDHFFDFH ITS OKAY EEEE

i refuse to believe he doesnt just wreck his members for fun

praising is just in the aussieracha line i swear- felix and chan are probably the most likely to do it <333

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I SWEAR IT AINT HEALTHY

[bangbaby]

aussieracha — chris, lucy and felix.

bonus:

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Chan: Why’d you agree to this date?

Felix: My boyfriend died last year, so I’m just trying to get back into the dating scene, really.

Chan: Damn, that’s sad.

Chan: We should use a Ouija board to get his permission to smash.

Felix: What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Felix: Why is there party streamers, confetti everywhe- ooh cake

Chan, blushing: What's the deal with the giant "Congratulations Aussieracha" banner?

Han: You finally got dicked down. It's worth celebrating. Our fearless leader is a virgin no longer

Changbin: WHOOP WHOOP!

Seungmin: Be loud and proud about it hyung

Jeongin: yeah that ass finally got tamed

Chan, confused: What are you guys talking about? I didn't get dicked down

Minho, stops pouring wine for Chan: You didn't?

Chan, smirks as he finally understans what's going on: Why would you guys think I got dicked down? You know just because Lixie can put on an Alpha voice doesn't mean it makes him the top in this relationship. He doesn't call me daddy for nothing 😏

Hyunjin: No way 😮😲

Everyone turns to stare at the limping Felix who is waddling around in pain making himself a plate of Cake and Ice Cream as he swears whilst doing it

Everyone but Chan rushes over to congratulate a now surprised Felix who dropped his plate of Cake and ice cream

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Chan: There is no "I" in 'Team' but there is an "I" in 'Dick' so stop being one

Felix: There is no "U" in 'Team' but there is a "U" in 'Cunt' so maybe you should stop being one

Chan: *gets up to chase Felix*

Chan: Why you little shit

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Felix: I need a coffee as dark as my soul, no sugar whatsoever because I ain't sweet, and add in a few extra shots to give me a boost of energy my last boyfriend never gave me

Chan: first off, we're still dating, second of all, here's your warm milk and some cookies, third of all, fine I will show you the secret project I'm working on

Felix: Yay 😊

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Interviewer: So what's the Minsunglix relationship like?

Han: Well Min cooks, I clean and Lix isn't allowed to do anything but sit there and look pretty

Minho: And when the time comes, get dicked down by Sungie and I

Felix: 🫥 gee thanks guys. I guess I'll just have to give my baked goods to the rest of the gu-AHHHH

Han: *pouts and drags Felix on to his lap*

Minho: *hisses at the rest of the members*

Minho: Back off. No one is stealing our baked goods

Han: Yeah. What Hyung said

Chan: We literally didn't do anything. Sit your ass back down before I tell the interviewer that this is an ot8 relationship. Not just a Minsunglix thing. Oh whoops I spilled the beans. My bad

Changbin: *grabs Felix and brings him to his lap*

Hyunjin: *pouting right back*

Hyunjin: Stop hogging him

Jeongin: *grabs Felix and brings him to his lap*

Seungmin: Yeah stop hogging and besides...Bokseungah is the more superior trio

Chan: Would you all stop acting like a bunch of children on live television and besides

Chan: *drags Felix on to his lap*

Chan: Clearly everyone prefers Aussieracha

Felix: I literally am begging PDnim if he's watching this to please let me leave this group. I'm begging now

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Chan: we won! This calls for a celebration. Quick, what's everyones favorite meal? I'm buying. We'll celebrate at the dorms before going out for drinks

Felix: pasta 😋

Chan: of course sweetie

Everyone but Aussieracha: Felix

Felix: 😳🫣 stop it

Minho: we can't help that you are our favorite snack

Han: our favorite meal

Hyunjin: our favorite dessert

Changbin: I'm thirsty and only Yongbok can satisfy this craving

Chan: gremlins. I'm in a group full of idiotic gremli- where's Fe, Innie and Mongmong?

Jeongin and Seungmin: *carrying a yelping Felix out of the van that took them home and into the dorms* BOKAH BOKAH BOKAH BOKAH

Chan: *facepalms*

Paboracha and Changbin: *race out to join them* BOKAH BOKAH BOKAH BOKAH

Chan: I'll just buy the usual and extra pasta for Fe~ *follows after them to make sure they don't destroy the dorms*

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• December 01 2022

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@aussieracha Thank you very much for your nice support <3🥹🫶🏻❤️