#aydis the paladin

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ko’s journal - excerpt 1

Written by Ko while camping after the party exited the cave.

excerpt 1/?

Ko’s playlist

We left the mountains today and ended up in a forest, where we’ve made camp. Everything is very green and so much brighter than things in Dundrumli. I suppose it’s pretty, but I miss the sea. I miss swimming. I really, really miss swimming. I tried asking Pontius if this forest is like the forest he’s from, but I don’t think he likes talking to me. I hope he doesn’t hate me. Maryim says we’re all friends, but I think she might be a little too optimistic.

Pontius and Aydis went hunting earlier. Pendrell wanted to stay at camp – I’m not sure he’s ever seen blood or dead things before because he seems pretty grossed out by it – and I decided to stay with him. I can fish just fine, but I can’t hunt. At least I don’t think I can. I’ve never tried. Maryim decided to stay at the camp with us, and it’s a good thing she did, because some weird dudes attacked us! I suppose they were bandits. Like from tales of adventurers and heroes. They weren’t as threatening as the bandits from those tales, though.

Before we were attacked, Maryim asked Pendrell and me if we’d ever been camping before. Obviously, Pendrell hasn’t, and I haven’t either. Where would I even go camping around Dundrumli?? In the water? Among the rocks? Anyway, she taught us some survival skills, like tying ropes (which I already knew how to do, so that was cool – it’s nice to feel like I’m competent for once) and determining which berries were poisonous. Then, the magic alarm I set went off. (Side note: this is the first time I’ve gotten to put Alarm to use! It’s one of the first spells I learned. It was in an old book that Ita had, and I memorized it in case I could use it someday. I’m sure glad I did.)

We saw some shadows, heard some rustling, it was terrifying. I’m not sure I like forests. There are so many places for things to hide. Then, a guy with a bandana over his face jumped out and said we were surrounded. I hoped he was bluffing. Maryim didn’t even hesitate. She was up and had that guy in a chokehold in a second. The guy wasn’t bluffing. Five other bandits attacked us.

I think I’ve made up for fucking up in the cave, and not just because of the usefulness of my alarm spell. While Maryim had the guy in a chokehold, I channeled the power of Tutrac. I concentrated the fear and terror Tutrac inflicts upon mortals into my whalebone and directed it at the guy. It worked. He was actually terrified. Which makes sense because Tutrac is frightening, but I was the one who channeled that power. I did something helpful for once. It felt good.

The bandit leader told the other guys to grab stuff and run, but Pendrell began plucking at his mandolin and playing a tune that got my adrenaline pumping even more. (I wish I could be as confident as Pendrell under pressure). I think he amplified the fear I was causing, because a few of the guys took off. One tried to attack Maryim, but she didn’t even move. He barreled into her and she stood as still as a statue. And then she broke his finger. It was badass. Maryim is a badass.

I just wish I could’ve done more to help out. The bandits got away with 5 coin. All that for 5 coin? Banditry (banditing?) seems like a bad business to be in. Certainly not very lucrative, and a high chance of broken bones. Why not just sell fish or cloth or something like a normal person?

Pontius and Aydis got back a little after that. Pontius had a whole fucking deer over his shoulder, just carrying it like it weighed nothing. We told them about what happened, and then Pontius went to work carving up the deer. He tried to teach Pendrell how to carve a deer, and I asked to watch too. (Pendrell hurled when Pontius was carving up the deer. Gross.) Carving a deer is very different from gutting a fish or carving up a shark. Sharks don’t have bones and fish are…fish. Maybe next time I’ll ask to help Pontius with the carving. I don’t know. I don’t want to bother him. I don’t think he likes me.

Pendrell played some music for us. A song Aydis knows. She knows a lot of songs. I wonder if she knows some of the sea shanties they sing in Dundrumli. Maybe I’ll ask her. Anyway, I made the mistake of complimenting Pendrell’s ability to perform in front of crowd. Maryim asked me if I have a fear of public speaking. Maryim, I have a fear of starting conversations; of course I have a fear of public speaking. I think Maryim is into like self-improvement or whatever because she suggested I read out one of the poems Pendrell knows to work on my fear of public speaking. And then Aydis and Pontius started chanting for me to recite a poem. I would rather drown again. (Not actually, Tutrac, that was a joke). But they were relentless, so I recited a poem from one of my favorite bards, Edgar Allan Poe. It’s about a woman named Annabel Lee that he loved by the sea. And then she dies. It’s a really pretty poem.

I still feel nauseous from reciting the poem, but they all cheered me on and said it was really good. They might have just been being nice. I can’t tell. They suggested I recite a poem in The Hidden City when we go back, as an act with Pendrell. I appreciate their faith in me, but fuck no. I have enough eyes on me as it is.

Tomorrow we go to desecrate a grave. I hope this doesn’t come back to bite me. It probably will. It’s like a holy grave or something. But everyone else agrees that this is a quest we have to go on, so I’m going. What else am I gonna do? Sit in the forest? I’d rather take my chances with the dead than wait around for something to jump out at me from behind a tree. The dead don’t move. Well, they don’t move after they’ve been decomposing for a while. Usually. Fuck. What if the dead move? I need to prepare some spells.

Until next time,

Ko 👁️

[loganscanons]

Ko: I've never actually been in a snowball fight.

Aydis: Really?

Ko: I don't even know the rules. Is there like a point system, or is it...to the death?