#aziel 💣 oxytocin

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I dont eat lemons because yhey make my mouth tingle and its because Im allergic. Could Aziel be allergic to them and just not know?

he could! but even if he was, it would not matter to him ^^

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Aziel, I'm sorry, but your brain rot has reached levels my empty head can't handle. You can visit me and Kas on our cow farm

“Y’ALL GOT COWS?”

“WE GOT DEM COWS!!”

“FUCK YEAH ACTUAL MILK!!!”

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“jelly my sweet skibidi”

We are breaking up

“no we’re not!”

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“may i suggest seeing me in front of the effiel tower so i can propose to you?”

But isn't it like- impossible to leave? How would we get there?

“we have a museum of famous structures in the city! just meet me there babygrill 😽”

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If Mc had a boba shop, what would the lis order?

OH SHIT

tiffany would go for a matcha milk tea w/ black tapioca pearls!

rosaline would order a black iced tea w/ popping lychee pearls!

vesperia would go for a taro milk tea w/ black tapioca pearls!

elita would order a strawberry milk w/ strawberry popping pearls!

cy would order a thai milk tea w/ brown sugar pearls!

aziel would order a honey lemon tea w/ golden popping pearls!

leviathan would order a lil cup of just brown sugar pearls! he isn't compatible w/ straws

lazaria would order a passion fruit tea w/ lychee popping pearls!

zack would order a jasmine milk tea w/o tapioca pearls!

konstantin would also go for a matcha milk tea, just w/o the pearls!

casanova would order a cherry milk tea w/ brown sugar pearls!

kastiel would go for a honeydew milk tea w/ lychee pearls!

lorelei would order a classic milk tea w/ brown sugar pearls!

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“i can wait patiently :3”

cut to Jelly's 30 pounds of lemon they're having for dinner

it’s been an hour so far

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Im emailing Lazaria and Leviathan to put him down, the brain rot has obviously gone too far and there is no saving him.

“such a shame, he was a good supplier. 500 dollars please.”

“will you three munt me?”

“NO? fuck no!”

“what’s munting?”

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“but pookie, you’re literally my level ten gyatt having sigma mogging ohio rizzler:(“

I’m revoking your Internet privileges, no more iPad for you.

“GIMME MY IPAD BACK I WAS WATCHING KAI CENAT :(((“

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Aziel trying to put Jelly's wedding ring on their finger

Jelly fighting back as Aziel holds their hand in place inching closer with the ring

“jelly my sweet skibidi, it’s gonna be harder for the both of us if you keep resisting…”

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aziel has a pet pig named tsar bomba!

Azi I'm sorry but I can't go on a date tonight. I'm gonna be busy pampering tsar with affection

*he's considering proposing as he watches you play with his piggy daughter

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I can totally see jelly getting whatever he writes on them tattooed like 'Az was here' on their hip or 'if lost, return to Aziel' on their wrist and he just short-circuits with little hears as his pupils lmao

"..."

*aziel looks at the new tattoo, slightly sweating yet completely enamored

"maybe i'll write something special on your midriff as well!"

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“you’re so fanum tax my love <3”

yeah yeah you're nifty too- now finish your work so we can watch some old animes together or I'm starting without you

“FUCK YEAH QUEUE UP FRUITS BASKET”

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Wounds... hmm. I bet my money and Azzie's left kidney that poor baby Levi has gunshot wounds. 🤔

well,,, you’ll just have to find out :3

“MY FUCKING KIDNEY??”

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Who are your favorite characters from the yans? It can be design-wise or personality-wise or even the one you think is the funnest to write for

WORD WAIT I HAVE THEM LIKE CATEGORIZED AS FAVES

favourite for writing:

aziel: funniest brainrotting mf, i learned gen alpha lingo for his writing

favourite for design:

it’s tied between lorelei and casanova! they are so fun to draw

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why can I see aziel deluded himself into believing a lot of things if he and Jelly started dating, like Jelly brought him lunch and he thinks they're about to propose to him.

"oh, jelly! my sweet jelly, i'm shocked we're going further so soon in our relationship!"

"azzi i just brought you an uncrustable and lemonade i don't know what you're talking about-"

"YOU GOT ME AN UNCRUSTABLE?? so you're saying you wanna have my babies."

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“i knew you’d give in, babes! you’re so sweet to me… i’d blow up a country for you.”

not the country we're in, right?...right?

“who knows! i am one breakdown away from nuking this entire continent!”