#leviathan 🔫 severus

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Getting him one of those extra soft toothbrushes for sensitive gums U-U

“…thank you, little poison.”

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5 Minute Ships; Masc Edition

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love interest concept note!!

leviathan and lazaria talk about you during their spa days, saying things they would never tell you to your face because they don’t do sappy things easily

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Wounds... hmm. I bet my money and Azzie's left kidney that poor baby Levi has gunshot wounds. 🤔

well,,, you’ll just have to find out :3

“MY FUCKING KIDNEY??”

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Im emailing Lazaria and Leviathan to put him down, the brain rot has obviously gone too far and there is no saving him.

“such a shame, he was a good supplier. 500 dollars please.”

“will you three munt me?”

“NO? fuck no!”

“what’s munting?”

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levi and laza would win due to size and strength. they’re “make them bite the curb” kinda guys that like to share :)

to be fair, they have one less person they're fighting cause they're fighting everyone else together

“well, duh! i’m not fighting my sister. blood is thicker than water, man.”

“you know what else is thick?”

“…what else is thick, laz-“

“my arms bro you GODDAMN LIBERALS CAN’T TAKE AWAY THESE GUNS.”

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As a fellow Leviathan enjoyer... like Lady Gaga said: "Show me your teeth!!" (Respectfully, no pressure, I can keep my eyes closed)

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How would the love interests react if jelly wore their(the love interest's) clothes?

(I am on my knees for casanova)

if you wanted any other li's to react, lmk!! gonna do casanova, levi, and laza for this one as they're fairly the most popular ^^

casanova would be over the moon that you're wearing his closet! you'd look so good in black button ups and skinny dress pants. he'd defo take pictures and keep one in his wallet to look at in between his harvests

leviathan would be a total mess. idk man, spiked leather jackets on his jelly got him FUCKED up. he'd replace every sweater you have with his jacket ones. he's a tall guy so depending on your measurements he'd be elated if they fit, adoring that they're a little big, or find it hot they're a little small on you!

lazaria would tease you, telling you she's excited that you're finally dressing w/ a sense of what actually looks good! she'd wear yours in return

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Leviathan and Lazaria would actually get married? So would Jelly be married to both of them? Is polygamy legal in Las Viles, cause it's not in a lot of places. Would there be two weddings or just one? Who gets to decide on the wedding?

polyamory is legal in las viles since creon had multiple wives (before they left him)! jelly could marry the both of them hypothetically, there would be one wedding! lazaria is more passionate abt wedding planning than leviathan as he cares more about the certification than the process, so it would be up to lazaria and jelly to plan!

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What would the characters do for jelly's birthday?

imma start w: the three most popular li’s for now, if you’d like other characters feel free to resend w specification!

leviathan would take you out for a you day! wherever you’d like to go, you choose, it’s on him! he’ll get you your very own gun to match his!

casanova would take you out to a fancy dinner in the highest rated restaurant in the city! he would gift you jewelry that matches his and jewelry that matches your overall style!

kastiel would bring whatever you wanna do over to your place! he’d keep you company the whole day. he’d get you a camera and some film so you guys can go cryptid hunting together!

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Gonna be Lazaria and Leviathan’s house spouse UvU

"you'd be such a good house spouse! here, we'll open a bank account connected to ours so you can use the card for your shopping sprees."

"bring us back something, though! and be back before we get home."

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polyamory is legal in las viles since creon had multiple wives (before they left him)!

bc my indecisive ass is curious, who is actually open to being in a poly relationship with Jelly?

cassie/konstantin and... that's it only them! but under VERY specific conditions, otherwise they'll fight each other to the death for you, but they can learn how to bond w/ one another

meanwhile lazaria and leviathan are okay with polygamy!

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“oh come on. have you seen us? who doesn’t want a severus sandwich?”

“we’d treat you so well and you know it. why would you reject us?”

cause you have very poor dental habits, and you will kill me when you're flirting with me

“aye, you’re only going after my teeth bc i’m perfect otherwise!”

“you’re just so cute i need your head on a stick!”

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“no threesomes, though. i don’t wanna see your saggy ass rack.”

“and i don’t wanna see your uncircumcised cheese stick.”

Jelly: do I not get a say in this? (the dating the twins at the same time and being shared, not the other thing)

“oh come on. have you seen us? who doesn’t want a severus sandwich?”

“we’d treat you so well and you know it. why would you reject us?”

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genuine question but how would the twins sharing even happen? like do they just agree before hand to share if they ever get into a relationship or do they go like oh shit i like your partner what do we do kinda thing

i’m assuming you’re talking abt the severus twins so!! it would go a lil smth like this;

“we both like jelly.”

“shit.”

“do we wanna share?”

“i guess that could work. we could do dates all three of us?”

“yeah of course.”

“no threesomes, though. i don’t wanna see your saggy ass rack.”

“and i don’t wanna see your uncircumcised cheese stick.”

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“you’re so peaceful, jelly. no enemies, no nemesis, nothing. i wish i could be as content with being boring as you.”

I have food, a roof over my head, and heat. I'm chill.

“we should totally get you a butler. we have, like, six back at our childhood home. make you more chill!”

“don’t gotta do a thing, jelly baby.”