#aziraphale is good with kids

[gleafer]

Remember when you were a kid and sang 🎶 mama had a baby and its head popped off🎶 while popping dandelion flowers off their stems?

Yeah.

That’s how Jimbriel saves us all.

Another Metatron merk!

[dingledraw]

🎶Baby hotline 📞🩷

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Aziraphale: Then… Then you tell me that you want to do this. You look me in the eye and tell me.

Crowley [convincingly]: I want to. I long to destroy the blameless children of blameless Job, just as I destroyed his blameless goats.

Aziraphale [believing Crowley]: Then God forgive you.

[As they are both walking away in different direction a bleating sound is heard. Aziraphale turnes and sees only crows... which proceed to bleat. Crowley watches Aziraphale. Aziraphale and Crowley glance at each other. Aziraphale makes a miracle and the crows turn to goats revealing that Crowley didn't destroy the goats but changed them into crows instead.]

Aziraphale [putting his hands on his hips, cheerily]: Well.

[sic-vita]

Aziraphale + guilt

[vavoom-sorted-art]

Of Kings and Kids - A Good Omens Christmas Story

"Preparing for the arrival of the Messiah, The Son Of God, King Of The Jews and Saviour Of Mankind is stressful enough, but Silas the Shepherd (Happiest goats this side of the Jordan!) a.k.a Aziraphale, Angel Of The Eastern Gate, seems to have it all under control... until a certain demon shows up with some more than alarming news..." - written by @gaiaseyes451 and illustrated by yours truly - coming on Dec 22nd!

Completed now, read on Ao3!

[sarosthewizarddude]

Crowley is such a dad he adopts every kid he finds

Oh you're the antichrist? Adopted.

Oh we had the wrong one? You're the right one? I'm adopting you too then. Yeah, I tried to kill you five minutes ago but you know how it is. Big misunderstanding.

You made a pot? Lovely. Adopted.

You're digging up bodies? Doing Wicked? Wonderful. Adopted. I will risk my existence to keep you alive.

Oh, so you're technically an immortal angel, but you act like a kid? Close enough, adopted.

[mizgnomer]

Behind the Scenes with Job and his family (and Crowley/Bildad and Aziraphale) in Good Omens Season 2

with extra thanks to Georgia Tennant and Neil Gaiman for sharing some of these photos with us

Bonus:

[opscuritas]

🤭 It would be a shame 😫 if some demon 😏 tried to tempt me 🥵 while I'm all like this 🥺

ko-fi.com/opscuritas

[todoga]

[foolishlovers]

anything can be a good omens au if you’re unhinged enough

[ineffableteeth]

They give off guilty uncle vibes here I’m sobbing

[clownowo]

I couldn't get this out of my head

[ineffectualbookseller]

I will never get over how happy Aziraphale is that Crowley is helping him save the kids in the Job minisode

He really looked Crowley in the eye and dared him "prove to me you're not good" and Crowley said "I will" but he just couldn't do it. He could never kill the goats. He could never kill the kids

Aziraphale's face is the perfect mix of "I told you so" and "you are such a sweetheart"

I have never seen a man gloat more loveling

And Crowley pushes back again - "I'm a demon, I lied" - but Aziraphale still refuses to stop believing in him - "Be not afraid, you're perfectly safe." "Are you sure, angel?" Yes. Quite sure."

Then Crowley harbors them all in the basement to shelter them from the storm and Azirapahale...

He is besotted

[deadbutnostink]

Redraw of aziracrow dancing :p

[dingdangit]

Thinking about Crowley researching safe foods for ducks....

[seventeenthya]

I made this awhile ago and it's silly and not that good but I'm also sad and I always miss them. also crowley is a drunk snake and aziraphale is so done with them