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The Apple of My Eye (But the Garden of Eden Kind) (Rated E, In Progress)
Chapter 10: Words, Left Unsaid
Summary:
The Arrangement is simple. During the day, Aziraphale is Crowley's brilliant assistant, capable and smart, always able to anticipate his needs. And, sometimes, also during the day, Crowley is allowed to touch him. Not how he is desperate to, aching for. But the only way Aziraphale will let him be close. It's enough. It has to be.
Come watch them bicker like an old married couple as they drive back to London! A fluffy, silly chapter, just before the end!
And a little taste of the bicker-flirting under the cut,
"Tell me, my dear," the other man said, a certain note to his voice that told Crowley he was going to be a bastard about it. "Have you ever crashed into someone?" Crowley let his grin take on a sharp edge. The way Aziraphale had phrased that, he was begging for a reply like, "No. Some people have crashed into me." Aziraphale gasped. Crowley was sure that, were he not driving, he would have even received an admonishing pat on the arm. "But I could be more careful?" he hurried to say, hurried to offer, before it had become a thing. He felt Aziraphale stare at him. Resolutely didn't turn to meet his eyes. This was, he believed, what was commonly referred to as personal growth. Apparently, Aziraphale didn't share the sentiment. "You are not a child, Crowley. You do not get a reward for not killing us," the other man scoffed.
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hello!! I hope you're having a good day :))
do you have any feminine Crowley fics? specifically where Crowley is a guy but wears feminine stuff sometimes...preferably explicit and m/m (with aziraphale)
thank you, and have a good day!!!
Hi. We have a #genderfluid crowley tag which will have some fics to interest you. Here are some (generally) m/m fics in which Crowley fucks around with gender...
Every Part of Me by foolishlovers (T)
Heartthrob rockstar Antonia Harmonia, better known as Anthony J. Crowley offstage, has safeguarded his singing career from his best friend and long-term crush, Aziraphale, for nearly two decades. But when Aziraphale stumbles upon Crowley’s secret at one of his concerts, Crowley is suddenly confronted with unexpected consequences. Could the best of both worlds be within his reach? A Hannah Montana AU.
Take Me to Heaven by TawnyOwl95 (M)
Aziraphale does not have a priest kink. His brother, Father Gabriel, is a priest, for goodness sake. It's just that Father Anthony isn't really like any priest Aziraphale has met before and he's thoroughly upsetting the carefully constructed habits Aziraphale has made to keep himself safe. When Father Anthony replaces Aziraphale as the conductor of St. Beryl's Church choir, they are forced to work together to get the choir up to snuff before Bishop Frances' visit. Aziraphale's attraction grows and it becomes harder to repress who he is and what he wants from life. A life he's starting to feel like he's wasted by trying so hard to conform.
Beyond the Barricade by CemeteryAngel725 (E)
Az Eastgate and AJ Crowley have been best friends and roommates since freshman year, when they met playing minor gangsters in their university theater company's production of Guys and Dolls. Az has been in love with AJ ever since, but he's never quite worked up the courage to tell him. Now it's senior year, and they've been cast as Marius and Enjolras in Les Miserables. Will Az finally work up the courage to tell AJ how he feels? Or will they graduate from college and go their separate ways? A Good Omens theater kids AU set at an American university in the 2000s.
Across the Line by hope_in_the_dark (T)
Ezra is a student in his final year at University College London, and he’s in love with a man he’s never spoken to. For months, Ezra has been tipping (and pining after) a musician named Crowley every time he sees him. He thinks that Crowley hasn’t noticed him, but Crowley has. A love story that begins with, of all things, the saving and handing over of a book.
Empty Orchestra by Fallinfromgrace (E)
Ezra has never been a fan of modern music, it just didn't have the same feel as classical music. That would all change when he meet his best friend, Anathema, for drinks at a local bar with an Open Mic night to meet her new boyfriend. The moment the first singer steps out onto the stage Ezra was entranced. Who is this beautiful man, and why does he look so sad? Crowley was not in a good place and he knew it. He loved his work, especially since it allowed him to do the one thing keeping him sane, sing. But he's been out of the game for a few weeks now. Ever since his boyfriend betrayed him, leaving Crowley feeling broken and all alone. But things start to look up when he sees a beautiful Angel sitting at the bar. When he sees him again the next week he can't help but wonder what he might be like. Could he be the one to help Crowley mend his broken heart?
The Cure for a Broken Heart by Ro_Fell (E)
Dr Fell and Dr Crowley are two medical residents stuck on rotations they don’t like, working long shifts every day and then doing 24 hour shifts once every four days. Because they are on the same schedule, they keep running into each other. There is an instant spark of attraction, but they come from different worlds. They are both broken in their own ways and misjudge the other. But maybe, over long nights, in private call rooms, they can learn to see each other as they really are, and heal their broken hearts.
- Mod D
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a lot of bad bitches are following me... thank u for ur service
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Hozier was so real for writing It Will Come Back cause I, too, would crawl pathetically back to someone who's shown me love once like a wild little creature who's just learned what kindness and warmth feels like for the first time.
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and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3
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whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am
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"Perhaps one day we could... I don't know. Go for a picnic." ~Aziraphale, 1967
The Ineffable Society Synchronous Picnics!
Crowley and Aziraphale may not have had their picnic yet but we can show them how it's done:
TIS is inviting all Good Omens fans to join us on Saturday May 10th wherever you may be!
This is the day that the book was originally published in 1990, and the day of the bombing of St Dunstan-in-the-East, the church which inspired the one in the Blitz scene. St Dunstan later became a public gardens in the 1970s. 👀
How to have your own TIS Picnic:
* Minimum of one person, you!
* Minimum of one tasty treat, preferably eaten or drank outdoors
* On Saturday May 10, 2025 at any time of day
Will it be you and your angel/demon having a picnic on a tartan blanket at a park? Or will you invite several of your friends to your house? Will you enjoy some cosplay? Will you theme your beverages, meal, snacks, and dessert with Good Omens themes?
Or will you invite any local fans to join you at a more organized event?
There are people starting to plan picnic meetups over on our Discord server. I will link that below. You're welcome to post about yours in there as well but it is not mandatory, especially if you are planning something more intimate. Just by having a little picnic on May 10, you too have become part of The Ineffable Society's celebration!
DISCORD LINK
https://discord.gg/JQzyWnBf
Current Planned and open to the fandom picnics include:
1:30pm - 7pm at Historic Smithville Park in Central New Jersey (pavilion secured!)
TIME TBD. Tower Grove Park in St Louis, Missouri with visit to Botanical Garden to follow.
11:00am at Caffe Vita KEXP in Seattle, Washington (by the Space Needle for lunch!)
TIME TBD. Rochester, New York in Highland Park for the Lilac Festival [Note: This is upstate NY]
Current Plans-In-Progress and open to the fandom picnics include:
Plans for: TIME & LOCATION TBD. Hell, Michigan. Yes. Hell. Michigan.
Plans for: TIME & LOCATION TBD. Austin, Texas
Plans for: TIME & LOCATION TBD. London UK
Plans for: TIME & LOCATION TBD. Chicago, Illinois. Planning for "northwest suburbs of Chicago"
Plans for: TIME & LOCATION TBD. Washington DC area
Current Areas Seeking Plans open to the fandom picnics include:
Seeking Plans in: Atlanta, Georgia
Seeking Plans in: Oklahoma (Oklahoma City or Tulsa)
Seeking Plans in: Arkansas
Seeking Plans in: Tennessee
Seeking Plans in: Tampere, Finland
That last group? We have at least one person in who is interested meeting other Good Omens fans for a picnic, and one could easily be organized if there's interest.
We shall add more to this list as people organize!
If you enjoy a picnic on May 10: We would love to hear about it! Share us your deeds of the day with some pictures using any of these tags #GO For A Picnic, #Good Omens Picnic, or #The Ineffable Society Picnic.
Want to get involved with art, fic, cosplay with a picnic theme? That's also encouraged for any and all Good Omens characters!
AO3 collection archiveofourown.org/collections/GOforapicnic
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Celebrate Good Omens' 35th anniversary with the fandom!
We're having synchronous picnics on May 10th and everyone's invited.
There are several public picnics planned in our pinned post, but you can also have a picnic with you and your hereditary enemy... Or just yourself in your own back garden! There's no wrong way to be part of this celebration.
Tag us and #GO For A Picnic. We'd love to know what you're planning. Cosplay? Themed foods m 👀
Fan art and fic with a picnic theme also encouraged for any and all Good Omens characters.
AO3 collection archiveofourown.org/collections/GOforapicnic
😇🥂😎
Join us on The Ineffable Society's Discord server, where hundreds of fans around the world are getting ready and making plans for a great day: https://discord.gg/wJqEsk9tnD
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12345 Writer Tag Game!
Rules: Give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words (feel free to interpret however you would like; if not on AO3, can be on Tumblr or FFNET, etc)!
Tagged by @brenna, I lied, my brain is still mushy but this looked too fun for me to resist!
Most Hits - Flowers From The Grave Of Our Friendship - The original Pining While Fucking fic 🤭🤭This one in canon though, with the ineffables through the ages. Rated E (from the very first chapter)
Second most kudos - Hell Of An Angel - Outsider POV; Crowley is the head of the most powerful mafia family in London. It's not him you should worry about.
Third most commented - Heavenly Wicked Cafe - The obligatory Coffee Shop AU haha! A terribly rude barista that makes amazing coffee and a saint of a barista, whose coffee tastes vile. And they are in love.
Fourth most bookmarked - Of Truths And Other Absurd Notions - Set after S1, a truth serum, a lot of pining and a dash of idiots in love!
Fifth most words - Like Sleep To The Freezing - After Crowley's depression nap following the Holy Water fight, he follows Aziraphale into a certain Descreet Gentlemen's Club. Only, he decides to hide his identity and then get all hurt when the angel starts to fall in love with him, because he reminds him of a certain friend he thinks he's lost forever.
Least words - A Newsworthy Affair - A story told through a personal announcement in the newspaper, and its many clarifications, corrections and one notable retraction (not that many as it's about 1K words!)
No pressure tags (but please come play 🥺) @foolishlovers @sabotage-on-mercury @cottagecore-raccoon @ddagent @possibility-left
Had a very brief look at your dashes, didn't see you being tagged, please ignore this if you did it before!
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Küssen wir uns jetzt?
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do you have any other bilingual brain getting wires crossed stories?
Not sure if this counts but a few days ago I saw this at our local supermarket:

and I'm still not entirely sure whether they're intentionally using a kinky sex pun to advertise a Catholic cathedral.
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reconnecting with my room after being around other people for too long
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in times like these at least i have the character

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Another week, another WIP Wednesday for the mutual pining while fucking human AU!
Shorter excerpt than usual but under the cut, in order to avoid spoilers,
"Muriel can answer all your questions. They need to learn anyway," Aziraphale answered smoothly. His voice didn't waver. His hands didn't shake. He even smiled at Crowley and it hurt. Fuck, but it hurt. Crowley couldn't even use the pain as an excuse for his next words. "Why would I care whether they learn or not? I already have an assistant." Aziraphale's smile as he shrugged, as he turned to leave, wasn't an answer. And yet, Crowley realised with the type of poisonous certainty befitting the situation. It was.
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