#b'roos

[lichfucker]

[image description: five cartoony doodles of different animal-folk against a pale pink background. in the top left is B’roos (pronounced like Bruce), a bipedal green frog-man. he’s wearing a dark grey apron with a skull and crossbones on it, and holding two large kitchen knives. in the top right is True Blue, a green-scaled humanoid fish person with webbed feet wearing brown leggings. he’s upside-down with his legs flailing, having fallen into the center hole of an inner tube. in the center is Skink, a blue and yellow parrot perched on a log. they have their wing-hands on their temples and they’re screaming. in the bottom left is Neb, an elderly tan-skinned catboy (mostly human but with cat ears, a mangy tail, and whiskers). he has salt and pepper hair and a scruffy beard, wearing a fishnet crop top and hot pink short-shorts. he’s lying on his back, kicking his feet up, playing with a metal flail like it’s a cat toy. lastly, in the bottom right is Cori, a large brown bear wearing a purple vest and a blue and yellow braided headband. he’s sitting like a human with his legs splayed out. end id]

here they are, the world’s best pirates. b’roos is the ship’s cook, played by @army-of-bee-assassins; true blue is the resident medic and gadgeteer (who floats behind the ship in his inner tube), played by @dragonborn-bhimbo; skink mind-controls people and is played by @keplercryptids; cori is only a bear some of the time and the rest of the time is a grunt worker, played by @lesbeauan; and neb is a crotchety old man played by @ope-scuseme (who doesn’t really use tumblr anymore). their ship is called the hollow vessel, captained by a dwarf named old long balls. I would do absolutely anything for them