#babbit shitposts

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

*forgets to actually post stuff to my tumbl* *suddenly remembers that u guys might think I’m dead* ANYWWWAY how about a doodle purge huh haha

Staring with,,,,, betrothed au shitpost,,

[spookytoonz]

A W.I.P I have idk when I’ll finish it

[yunalai]

holds her like wine glass, i will

"A."

[faz-friendly-light-up-shoes]

WE DID A FREE FOR ALL READER HUNGER GAMES IN THE SPACE ACE DISCORD! sprout won a round.

Sprout is from my fic (and this tumblr! Ayoooooo)

Selkie reader is from @bones-of-a-rabbit s selkie au! (Author of it was in reality not fine)

The Y/N and Mech were both aus from @mustachebatschaos (author of its not a catwalk)

Yuni is from @queenevac s "Glamrock Waltz"

404 reader is from @crazedauthor s "404: Personal space not found" on ao3!

And the reader from @opudontdonut s nightmare sun and moon au!

Gratz to the winners! It was fun! Apologies for all the @s, ill art is happening based on the hungrr games events and wanted something to reblog off of!

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Moon and Readerbot go to couples counseling (Chica is the therapist)

Pls forgive how shitty this looks I was streaming and basically I have 0% effort to put into anything atm dhdgdndhdh

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

shitpost fanart for th Starcrossed Souls fic (made by @iron-galliant​), which also has a tumbl! @faz-friendly-light-up-shoes​ (you should read the fic and also follow the author they r a good and the fic is so fun sjdfhsdfh)

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

*gives my weird shit post meme oc an edgy origin story*

FazCo Management: Okay so some parents have safety concerns about how many kids are being watched by just two robots so now we have to bring in a third one so they’ll stfu

Management: *rushes through the creation process, basically shrugging and saying ‘good enough’ at its beta stage* *drop it off in the daycare after maybe two days of testing, not giving any of the now Three Robots any actual explanation or introduction to one another* *gives each a good star for a job well done and calls it a day*

Sun and Moon, now saddled with what is basically the newest new hire in the history of inexperienced employees, with no warning and no idea what to do with them at all:

Hazel, who has No Idea how to be a polite or reasonable person in the slightest, hitting the ground running in all the wrong directions: WOW your place is like noisy and just full of stuff, huh! Like damn y’all live like this!

Sun, taking that personally: Would you perchance like to be given exactly four cubic feet of space as far away from us as possible?

Hazel: Would I!!!!

Hazel, forty five days later, still standing in that four cubic feet space, having not talked to another living creature in fourteen days: Boy it sure is fun watching Sun and Moon have fun with all those kids from wayyyy over here!

Hazel:

Hazel:

Hazel: Somehow I understand what being a deflated balloon feels like now! That’s weird!

At some point in the future, when Hazel has realized that they have been sidelined and actively ignored for basically her whole life,

Hazel: Today I shall wake up and choose violence nuisance

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Remember that shitpost daycare animatronic oc I cursed the world with a while ago. Yeah she’s got lore AND a name now because, unfortunately, I have no self control

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Creatures and critters, I present to you,,,,,,, the Worst daycare attendant oc of all time

this is daycare assistant Babbit she’s an absolute gremlin and should not be allowed children. Would definitely kickbox a child if given the chance. Has punched a child at least once

pls forgive me my brain is a baked bean powered by mediocre shitpost humor