#babygirl stop being so galaxy-brained

[chicago-geniza]

Taking four naproxens and a Benadryl and texting everyone on my contacts list "Ernst Haeckel's Die Welträthsel was assigned reading for natural sciences students at the Humboldt Institute in Berlin in the 1900s-possibly 1910s" as though this will be meaningful information to anyone except my friend who studies German literature and my friend who studies artists from the fin-de-siecle Habsburg empire

[silviakundera]

Moonlight Chicken Liveblogging Ep 8 (Finale)

"Jam, we shouldn't become the kind of adults we hate." Late night conversation I've definitely had with a sibling.

asdfghjk Wen just out there hingeless and redefining the relationship all on his own. Here's my new condo. I'll still come sleep on your floor when I miss you. Btw I want you to be part of my first home. oh actually it's OUR home. (Takes Jim's hands and wraps Jim's arms around his waist.)

Not at all boyfriend like.

Goodbye diner set 😢 Nice bittersweet final dinner with Jim's lil staff of lost boys.

And then ex Alan makes the galaxy brain move of leaving the old dating pictures of him and Wen behind when he moves out. Clearly he senses his future fate if he does not - TWICE has an ex's wife found old embarrassingly insipid love letters 😖 and pictures from the dating days 😑 and thinks we're so cuuuuttttteeeeeeeee while we struggle to recover and burn the evidence. (do u think she will let us? no!) (I still attest that is cruel & inhumane to hold one accountable for the cringe behavior of our teens & 20s) (this should in theory be 2 against 1 but somehow it never works out that way 🤔) I'm just saying, Alan dodged a bullet there. I saw one of those pics involved whimsical face painting.

"I have no idea if I do what I do because I love it or I just don't know how to do anything else." Jim, stop being THE MOST RELATEABLE challenge. Impossible.

Wen: what if u were my sugar baby? 😇

Keep trying sweetheart, I believe in you.

Do itttttt, sell the car you bought with The Ghost of Boyfriend Past.

Wen is offered a promotion to move for a new project. Luckily he's not in his early 20s struggle era anymore, so the guy doesn't need to upend his life just to chase the money. (best part of turning 30 fr)

Liked that there was no need to create drama & suspense around it. It was made pretty clear in the narrative that though lack of money makes life harder... nephew Li Ming doesn't regret not choosing to live with his more financially stable relatives and Gaipa doesn't have to work an office job just because he got a bachelor's degree. Prioritze yourself and whatever happiness mean to you. And Wen isn't in dire straits, he's just fine.

Refreshing, actually. It's become a drama cliche that some character gets a promotion offer and it's like they have no other options than having to abandon everything to chase that pay check. It's just not true. The whole point of getting yourself to a solid place where you'd even get an offer like that is that you don't have to take it. To have the luxury of making choices out of desire, not desperation.

Lil food truck now, just Jim & Wen. Smaller footprint. And endearing straight boy Leng still stops by to catch up.

We even get a family dinner night and public admittance of boyfriend status!

🚨ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED. 🚨

Though honestly, like in Lighter & Princess, by this point it's a forgone conclusion. They've been showing their love & caring for each other for a long time, through actions & affection.

Nephew going to America to accompany his wealthy university student boyfriend is a MUCH better plan lbr.

ex Alan: "This is Wen, my friend." awwwwww ❤

He has no choice now, he WILL be assimilated.

Jim/Wen was my primary interest here so I'm glad they included a long epilogue showing us how Jim did the official boyfriend ask, as a last scene. With some incredibly sexy & tender making-out. Cause I'm otp trash. HE FIXED THE METAPHOR. I knew u could do it, babygirl. That dvd was never broken, it just needed a new player.

"You said the male lead got together with his fiancée."

"I didn't say he didn't end up with the female lead."

"The right love consists of the right person. And the right time."

and they lived happily ever after (selling chicken).

[kyriemrmister]

well

i've finally finished reading the crossover monkees RPF fanfiction (aka Time Prison Fic) that i liked that davy design from and um

how can a fanfiction be so unapologetically LGBT-friendly and anti-TERF and also hate women and sapphics so much?

it's also painfully obvious how much of a self-insert the fic's version of mike is (and tbh it also stinks of naruto harem fic except it's mike nesmith from the monkees instead of naruto and he's transmasc and there's more then women in the harem)

the earlier parts before mike came in were more tolerable (elaine kido is both a girlboss AND a girlfail. what a queen. i love her) but wow the monkees popping up and taking over the story ruined it.

mike literally has none of the babygirl and pathetic meow meow qualities he actually had (according to the monkees fandom on here) and is literally every poorly written alpha male OP self-insert harem smut fic lead on ffnet except he's trans, and surprise! he doesn't just like women! (props to that bit! but it's just an excuse for male and nb characters that half of the writing duo has the hots for to also get into mike's pants and be his cheerleader and do nothing otherwise like the women also do in this fic and almost any other harem fanfiction from ffnet)

there's also other Questionable Things, socks and his flanderization from genuinely good and interesting lead to 'heehoo funny meme guy', for one (i could write an entire dissertion on what the story lovingly calls the 'TFSP' oh man)

and whatever tf they did with micky dolenz (once she comes out as a woman in the fic she just becomes another cheerleader and porking object for mike and they disregard previous characterization for that. did i mention how much that half of the writing duo hates women and sapphics? because wow he sure does)

and tbh this fic also does davy dirty (he's just there for fetishization of fat people because the half of the duo who writes him has a weight gain and feederism kink and it's painfully obvious but he doesn't want to push it on mike because he doesn't want him being 'weak and helpless' or something)

peter is also done pretty dirty too tbh (literally he's just boiled down to 'hippie pacifist plantboy who puts up protective barriers and heals people', which is not a bad concept in itself, but it's executed so SO badly. like you gotta make socialist and bisexual autistic icon and avid woman respecter peter tork into a soft 'don't hurt me or i'll cry' boy to further elevate mike?)

and when a new character appears or an old character from earlier in the fic, 9/10 they're just there to be mike's cheerleader/pork mike/for mike to beat up

there's some genuinely good humor in this fic (the puns and wordplay are top notch in this fic, and they know the right time and place to slip in a meme or reference)

but wow. WOW. does the male half of the writer duo ever hate women and sapphics.

i'm currently reading the reboot of the story and tbh it also stinks of some of the same problems (mike somehow has the ability to turn straight men gay for him, which is funny, but also the ability also makes sapphics fall in love with him, a man, who isn't even close to being butch, fall in love with him too, which is kinda gross lol)

the only fun parts of the reboot of the story so far is the reimagining of the seiya and ikki rivalry as more of a bugs bunny and daffy duck situation (a very galaxy-brained but clearly not canon-compliant take on their rivalry. doesn't stop from making me love it though), women having more agency (when mike's not around lol), and the use of pizza tower as a new addition because peppino's pretty bang on characterization-wise so far and he's been frequently enjoyable as a character for the Most Part, as there's the One Misstep for the Crossover Mother of his OC Child because the whole 'don't age up children and ship them' discourse which taints the fic's version of peppino Slightly.

it's obvious the writers care a lot about representation but hm. there's a lot of woman and sapphic hate permanating this fic saga and its reboot (the reboot significantly less so but it still Stinks of it Slightly) and i think that's what ruins it.

[ms--galactic]

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Won't be posting much here, probably just posting on Pinterest // Cohost

This is just a random blog I've created in 2018...it was empty then it blew up. Here are some things I'm into though😐 Or stumbling upon

(Bold=Finished)

(?=Never heard of)

(💜=Starting)

(🤩=Obsessing over)

(🥺=Nostalgic)

Columbo 💜🤩

Veggie tales 🥺🤩 THIS...YESH ALWAYS!!!

Bluey ( started: 12/28/22 yes, I know I'm LATE!! )🤩💜

Crash Bandicoot games ( walkthroughs are what I watch )💜🤩

Tutenstein 🥺

Kenny the Shark 🥺

What happened...to robot Jones?

Looney Tunes Show🥺

Bob the Builder ( wow how can I forget) 🥺

Muppet Babies (og) 🥺

Wonder Pets 🥺

Strawberry Shortcake 🥺

Franklin 🥺

Little Bear 🥺

MLP 2010s & 80s🥺

Winx Club 🥺

W.I.T.C.H🥺

Little Bill 🥺

Starla & the jewel riders?

Flintstone kids?

Dog city?

COPS?

Jem & the Holograms 🥺

Fraggle Rock 🥺

Yogi Bear/Jetsons/Flintstones/Scooby/other Hanna Barbera shows 🥺

Berenstain Bears🥺

The Real Ghostbusters 🥺 HOLY WAS THIS SHOW SCARY

Chloe's Closet 🥺

Galaxy High?

TMNT (og) 🥺

Monchhichi 🥺 maybe my mom has the toy

Lalaloopsy 🥺

The Littles🥺

Anne of Green Gables 🥺

Pound Puppies 🥺

Adventures of the Gummi Bears 🥺

Summer Camp Island 🥺

Timmy Time 🥺

Adventures of the Little Koala?

Kid vs. Kat 🥺

Wabbit 🥺

Thunder cats Reboot 🥺

Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures 🥺

Sym-Bionic Titan?

Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies🥺

Jungle Junction 🥺

Pocoyo 🥺

Paz show ( 11/7/22: hmmm looks.... familiar)

Nash Bridges 🤩

Martial Law 🤩

Walker Texas Ranger (og)🤩

MacGyver (og)🤩

Tintin💜🤩

Courage the Cowardly Dog 🥺

Powerpuff Girls Z

Busy Town Mysteries ( 💖💖💖 *sobs*)🥺

Adventure time 🥺

Cyberchase🥺

Kipper the dog🥺

A pup named Scooby Doo 🥺

Codename: Kids Next Door🥺

Fish Hooks🥺

Proud Family🥺

King of the Hill🥺

Regular Show🥺 (sister & I first hated it, then loved it 😂 long story)

Foster's home for imaginary friends 🥺🤩💜

Chowder🥺🤩💜

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack🥺

Tuff Puppy🥺

Fanboy & ChumChum🥺

Ed,Edd, & Eddy🥺

Camp Lazlo🥺

My gym partner's a monkey 🥺💜

Robot Boy🥺💜

Brandy & Mr. Whiskers💜

Mr. Iglesias 💜

Gotham 2014 🤩💜

Carmen Sandiego { There's a reboot? }

Johnny Test🥺💜🤩

The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police🤩

Lupin III💜🤩

Inspector Gadget 🥺🤩💜 {wtf I miss you cuties 😭🥺}

ϺЯ. Ϻﾼﾢ & ﾤΙȚȚﾤﾼ ϺΙଌଌ🥺🤩💜

My life as a teenage robot🥺

Hello Kitty/ Sanrio🥺

•ＴＯＨ, Amphibia (OMG I FINISHED + NEED TO STOP BEING SO EMOTIONAL HRRRR!!!!) 9/25/22

•TDI

• Wow wow wubbzy (childish much???) 🥺

•ACE ATTORNEY anime{uhm, I haven't all seen the games yet}

•ａｎｉｍａｎｉａｃｓ/ Pinky and the Brain [not so hyped for the reboot, but I still go & make posts about it]

Sonic The Hedgehog 🥺

•The Bad GUYS (2022)

•TAWOG

•špïdεr-mαη ïη†⊕ †hε špïdεr∀εršε

•Dragon Ball ╮(╯_╰)╭ yesh

•ppg 🥺

•ⓦⓞⓡⓓⓖⓘⓡⓛ🥺

•TRANSFORMERS Animated

•Scooby Doo

•ᵈᵃᶰᶰʸ ᵖʰᵃᶰᵗᵒᵐ

•Mario🥺

⚡ і ӉᗋᗐЄ ᗰ◎ГЄ, & і ҠЄЄթ Ғ◎ГԌЄҬҬіทԌ⚡

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Ohhh, I love doodles/sketches/drawing (I guess bc mine are super, puper, druper clumsy 😖😖😖)

Yeahhh, I have multiple comfort characters...👉👈 probably just leave it at that

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Aesthetic(s)... ones I'm familiar w/

🧁Babygirl

😲Weirdcore

🧃Kidcore

🌺Softgirl

🙄🙄🙄😬😬😬😬😬😬😬🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

I have a weakness for adorably clumsy (un)scruffy detectives/cops/inspectors {same thing right}

I MIGħŦ EÐIŦ ŦħIS UNEXPECŦEÐLҰ, ŦħANҞ Ұ㊉U ₣㊉R REAÐING ŦħIS SŦUPIÐ SŦAŦUS/P㊉SŦ

[peachbearies]

╰─ - ̗̀♡ ✎ Moonlight (A.)

Brandon Arreaga

   ↳ ⊹✿ Warnings: Harsh Language, Mentions of suicide.

   ↳ ⊹✿ Summary: you were having a bad day, so you disconnected yourself from everyone just to sit on the balcony and watch the stars. But Brandon was so worried about you so he came over.

   ↳ ⊹✿ Author’s note: if you or anyone is going through a hard time and you feel lost or hopeless please do not commit suicide, I promise you it will get better, suicide isn’t the answer no matter what the circumstances are. You are beautiful, you are treasure baby. And trust me take a second to think about those who’d be devastated to not see you smile everyday or hear your laugh. Trust me you are worth it, even when you don’t believe it, your life is far from being over, and you’ll continue to grow.Also I’m apologizing in advance; this is my first imagine I’ve ever typed haha, so if it’s bad or something I can do better let me know thanks! 

↳ ⊹ ° .✿ Song theme:

The sky looked alluring; the weather feeling somehow sultry,for it being 11’o clock at night. The problems you had stored in your mind just dawned on you. Family problems. Friendship problems. College classes. Rent expenses. It was to much to intake. It felt as if this was some bad karma going in late. It made your heart swell. Grabbing your frigid phone, you hold the power button turning off all communications. Expect for hearing the thoughts in your brain go haywire. Along with labored thumps of your swollen heart.

Meanwhile Brandon was biting through the skin on his fingertips, calling you but automatically getting a voicemail, the boys attempt too, getting the same automated response as him. Feeling more at ease of the intentions he thought you had.

Zion suspires “she could never block you out Brandon, just be placid for a minute and try again, maybe her phone is dead” Brandon knew he had a slight point, but his gut wouldn’t let him believe that, Brandon felt something wasn’t right, the body language you emitted on facetime, the way you didn’t joke around with him through text. Short replies, lots of “oh” and “lol” Brandon felt like you were stripped of your armor and left bare.

“I’m heading out” is the last thing he says before heading over to your house, to do something for you. He couldn’t just stand on the sidelines and let you hurt in pitch black void.

Grabbing the cookies out the oven, your only comfort food to maybe help place a band-aid on these painful bruises. Reminiscing on the times Brandon would come over and bake brownies for you. Brandon was the only person you felt like understood you and loved you unconditionally. While everyone played puppet master with your heart, telling you who to be. And shunning you out for who you really are. Sighing you grab all the cookies sliding them in the container. Heading back to the balcony; your door bell rings. Knitting your eyebrows in a form of confusion, you pomade towards the door.

There he stood, the water dripping down his onyx hair, sticking the blonde strands to his forehead his glasses fogged from the atmosphere, the veins in his head spiking Everytime he let out a cry for air.

“Brandon? Oh no never mind come in, why were you in the rain?” You ask; moving your shoes from the welcome, now his shoes take vacancy.

Pushing his damped hair from his face, showing you the rosy cheeks and coral print nose. “I came to see you” his voice sound so jagged, almost anxious. Brandon was having a rush for time, praying he would make it to you in time, he thought of possibilities you could be doing alone. He didn’t want to regret not telling you how he felt. You walk towards the bathroom and back with a towel in your hand,along with a blanket.

Catching the cold wind tingling up your spine as you both stared into each other’s orbs, falling deeper into a galaxy of unknown, contemplating what each other is thinking.

“What you though happened to me Brandon? That I got kidnapped or something” you cover your true feelings with humor; while towel drying his hair.

“I thought you killed yourself y/n” brandon bluntly speaks, your hands stop moving as your breath becomes stuck between your chest and vocal chords. Brandon knew you more than anyone, more than your parents. He knew something was fishy. And it would have killed him to lose you and he didn’t do anything about it. The tears you stored away for the pillows splattered on your cheeks, down to your shirt. Without a hesitation Brandon wraps his arms around your body; fiddling his fingers through your hair, holding your shards in his arms tightly.

Brandon closing his eyes, feeling his heart sting by each rumble against his chest from your everlasting heavy pain. Brandon loves you so much, wether it was being your boyfriend or bestfriend he needed you in his life. He would do anything to help you. Swaying your body side to side, his thumb caress your ear lobe, soothing every wound slowly. You just couldn’t take it no more. Being blamed, Mistreated, being a failure. You just wanted this pain to stop.

It’s been four years of feeling this pain, all you wanted was to numb it. To subtract yourself from everyone to relieve their pain and frustration. “I wanted to die, I really wanted to Brandon” hoarsely you speak into his hoodie. “I couldn’t take it no more, I didn’t want to be a burden any longer, I’m not happy here”

Brandon silences you by kissing the top of your head, your legs wrapped around his waist, carrying you to the backyard. Brandon’s heart disintegrating even more hearing those words slur out your lips. Your back against his chest, while he snakes his arm around you, holding you close to him as possible, the covers engulfing you both. The scent of his citrus musk with a side of coconut transuding in your airways. “I’m sorry to worry you..” you break the silence, not hearing him say anything made you more anxious. You felt his attitude will change, maybe breaking the friendship up. And that would be the dévastent blow.

“You remember when we were seven, and I fell on the concrete while skateboarding?” Brandon mumbles through your hair

“How could I forget?” You wipe your noise on a napkin Brandon handed you “I was freaking out from all the blood in your knees”

Brandon smiling an inch “and do you remember what you said?”,Your head tilts up at him coming in contact with his eyes right away “you said no matter what pain I am in that you’ll always be there for me” his fingertips removing fly away hairs from your face.

“That was also my vow to you as well, I wish you could see yourself through everyone’s lenses and realize we don’t beg you to be perfect, we don’t strive for you to be molded in a certain way, we adore your flaws, you’re not perfect none of us are, but you deserve to be treated as you are, you deserve to be loved the way you give out love”

“It took me years to develop a voice to inform you on this, but I love you, and not on a friendship level, I love you so much I get butterflies just thinking about the next time I’ll see you, my heart beats at a rate I’m sure isn’t humane, y/n I fell in love with you because they is no one like you, I fell in love with all the quirks you deemed to be toxic or ugly, those are what made me want you close to me, so please don’t leave me” his voice falls flat, his body vibrating against yours holding onto you tight. Slipping out of his arm to wrap your arms around his head, droplets falling on your chest. Feeling his fingers dig into your fabric.

His cries were louder than he’s ever cried, your heart felt devastated. That you even thought about leaving him behind. You wasn’t thinking how others around you would feel. But how could you? Everyone you’ve asked for help and guidance either turned you down or ignore your pleas.

Holding onto him tighter you kiss his head ever so softly, being super fragile with him, your thumb dancing across his skin. When he was done he looked so exhausted. Almost dead like, his skin was so pale, his nose and eyes burning in pink shades. His hair was a hurricane. You never wanted to see him like that ever again.

“Brandon?” You mumble, he didn’t answer. So you look up at him his eyes look like he was possessed. So dark, motionless. His eyes was just staring into an empty void. Grabbing his hand softly they slip in between your fingers. Finally he comes back to life, sighing heavily you lay your head on his knee. “I’m sorry, I’ll never make you worry ever again”

“Babygirl I am always going to be worried about you, in case you didn’t know you’re the red string connected to me, no matter where you go” Brandon’s nasally voice makes you smile, followed by his small smile “I like that smile”

“And I like how you call me babygirl” you encourage him

“Maybe I can make that a permanent thing” Brandon pulls you up to sit on his lap. Without a hesitation you sit down on his lap, wrapping your legs around his waist. “I would love that” you smile pressing your nose against his. His eyes dancing with yours as they move in sync with one another. Both of you making a move to kiss one another. The stars moved against each other to combine as one. His hands on your waist while you cupped his jawline. To grasp air you guys both pull away. Brandon starts to admire your beauty but you kiss all over his face.

“Look a shooting star!” You yell, closing your eyes you make a wish. While Brandon just gazes at you. What’s the point of making a wish when his moonlight was his now. The only thing he could wish for.

Was to make sure she knows she’s loved everyday. And he won’t stop until she knows.