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[noahlivingston]

ok here's my Noah/Akio/Rachel proposal outline

Noah and Akio 100% had a thing during their murder days so their entire relationship is doused in this weird mixture of guilt and misplaced loyalty and internalized homophobia (IMO that last one is more on akios side bc look Noah has so much more on his plate that he's past that by now)

I'm working with the assumption that Akio is the father of Rachel's epilogue child and even if you assume they were together strictly to Further The Human Race I don't think Rachel would allow him to be a deadbeat dad. so theyre cosplaying as an expecting married couple when Noah gets revived in the epilogue

as a quick headcanon aside here I think they had a baby together because they were both raised Catholic

I have also decided that Repopulating The Earth was Rachel's idea and Akio kinda just went along with it bc he is at heart an extremely weird dude who can be very easily convinced of things

Noah and Min break up for being too mutually fucked up so Noah moves in w/ his buddy Akio and his totally not deranged baby mama and becomes their live-in nanny for their newborn

Rachel is obviously a requisite asshole to him at first but he's useful to have around so she chills out a little. by that point she also notices that Akio wants to fuck him and she decides she doesn't care as long as operation Repopulate The Earth is still on

like I think Rachel is probably a jealous person but her and Akio's relationship is already so screwy that she just decides to shrug it off

this puts Akio in the awkward position of being the husband in a 1950s Catholic family who wants to fuck the pool boy except the pool boy is deeply mentally ill, was just brought back from the dead, probably still thinks he's in the matrix, and he's like a week out from a murder spree

these guys are famously not very good decision makers so they go for it anyway, you the readers get to decide how that ends I am simply here to present you with options

in my mind Rachel and Noah never really get together even after living with each other and raising kids together for years, in fact they're wildly romantically incompatible, but crucially it is NOT a love triangle. this is not due to any amount of emotional maturity possessed by any one of them, it is purely because when Rachel decides she's joining the idgaf war she is WINNING the idgaf war and the other two got drafted.

that said Rachel and Noah do totally make out sometimes. for funzies.

crucial to understand here is that all three of them are basically playing house but the babyroll is a real life newborn. Rachel and Akio are having kids because that's what their parents did and that's what you're Supposed to do. Noah is with them because he needs to feel secure and it's easy to ignore his problems when he's juggling a newborn with sustenance farming for four people

like okay. they keep trying to frame things in terms of a pre apocalypse nuclear family even though that structure does not and cannot exist anymore. akio is the husband Rachel is the wife and they have a child (familiar family structure), Noah is the pool boy because he's around the family but he's not Procreating tm (deviant family structure but still a familiar pattern to them). they cannot under any circumstances acknowledge that anything going on here is abnormal by any means because that would mean having to confront why it's abnormal (guilt, trauma, the whole murder thing, the fact that they're bringing children into a world that is frankly not hospitable (guilt 2), Noah's entire thing generally)

also Noah and Rachel probably make lots of sister wives jokes about themselves. akio fucking HATES the sister wives jokes but the alternative is harem jokes and he hates those worse

[isabelsweetphotography]

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[bloomingsunflowersblog]

Marunong na tlga sya mag roll mag isa pero ngayon ko lang na capture ung pag roll nya 😅 Wala gling tlga ambebelog na yarn... 👶 So di ko na icacaption na 1st roll nya... Nagalingan lang tlga ko sa anak ko... Hehe... Next ko ung video nya sa pagsabi nya ng frst word nya 😛 Nagkykwentuhan lang kami ni Ate Angie ng bigla syang gumulong hehe 😅🤣 #Gavinlucas #babyrolls #Milestone #babiesofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CVw7dvtFNQie7xsf1ajdFtBr6q7R6A6K9w2smE0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[watchwhatyounodto]

baby rolls, not gender roles. #genderisasocialconstruct #gendernonconforming #nonbinary #genderfluid #radicalparenting #babyrolls #genderroles https://www.instagram.com/p/B-iVO0yAGqh/?igshid=8yamwn8m2mti

[waylynnpitts]

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[jazziebeats]

You weren’t in my tummy for 9months but you’re 9months old today!!! #babygrowingup #babyrolls #9monthsold https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz3ZELTBPFk/?igshid=1crjlyrky8aj4

[hismisses2012-blog]

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[starpadilla]

Big blue eyes and chunky thighs 😍💙 Thigh rolls. Arm rolls. Ankle rolls. Rolling over. Rock n Roll. Rolling with my homies. Not sure what I did to deserve you but the last 7 months have been priceless. I love you so much baby boy. Today we celebrate 7 months AND two teeth breaking through. #babyrolls #7months #milestones #blueyes #chunkythighs https://www.instagram.com/p/BuIQbZ4l16H/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jdw1aijzeb4p

[isabelsweetphotography]

Because... I 💕 #babyrolls (at Dorchester, Boston) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1jbiBDlndd/?igshid=1v6jq07mx7c71

[world4babies-blog]

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[leftyfelix2]

Won’t be long and he’ll stop looking at me with adoration in the mornings, and be a teenager looking at me with annoyance for waking him up. 😂 #neveradullmoment #babyroller #lookatmemom #babylove #momlife #writerslife #ourbabyboy💙 https://www.instagram.com/p/CBA6hDrpcZw/?igshid=1phkfg8j9bm1e

[patinadoresoficial]

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[wikkedscorpion]

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My phone died last night because I got water in it @ Lake Lanier. Glad someone recorded it so I can relive it. It was really beautiful. I'm so glad Ms. Dot invited me, we had a good time. #Repost @mochahontas34 (with @report.for.insta) ... The grand finale is the 2nd slide and I tell you what, it was grand!!!! I can say I dislike fireworks when I'm home sleep, but I LOVE a good show in person!! The boys were estatic and it made me happy so see how excited they were and them making friends😁 More pics from one of the greatest fireworks shows I've been to. If you've never been to 4th ward celebration, you have to go next year. I think I was more excited than the kids. It was like a surround sound show bc someone behind the park was shooting them off too so we got 2 to 3 shows for half an hour and best of all FREE!!!! 😁😁 dean was showing off some of his #batman moves in 2 pics😎😎 ..................... 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞 .......... ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ #mommyandme #momof2 #singlemomlife #singlemom #singleparents #parenthood #parentingdoneright  #parenting #parents #momlife #mom #mothersday  #breastfeeding #parentingmagazine #teamnosleep #babyrolls #babystyle #christianmom #calvinklein #momofboys #blackfamily  #hbcu #ebonymagazine future #hbcu grad👩‍🎓 @ebonymagazine  #candidmoments #candidkids  #blackbarbershop #yesoshkosh #boysandbowties . 🙏📚🖍🖍 future #ronclarkacademy (at Old Fourth Ward Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzi-TxKHqwQ/?igshid=1tck6xqcmin1b

[daycarehero]

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Thank you @mother.ly Facebook page for this video. Now we can all nibble on the rolls that we see. . . . . . . . . . . . #cuteagression #scientificformula #cutebabies #babieseverywhere #chubbycheeksfordays #babieswithrolls #babyrolls #nibble #parentinghumor #newmommylife #newdadsontheblog #fatbabies #roundbaby #irresistible #canthelpit #eatyourbaby #pinchcheeks #cutenessoverloaded❤ #overwhelmingcuteness #intenselyhappy #babyhighlights #babyhigh #balancedparenting #emotionallybalanced #babygiggles #goodparenting #goodparents #motherhoodthroughinstagram #dadsofinstagram #parents https://www.instagram.com/p/BuNuzV7g-MJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=233igfycur1x

[ryanamandasmith]

Happy 5 months to our not so little titan. #5months #doesntmissameal #babyrolls https://www.instagram.com/p/BqdFE4qh7qy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zd07dlfgch3s