#balatro rt

[rumblecrow]

The Balatro Casino opens, The rules of the cards has been completely obliterated. Tarot cards and Collector cards are used for boosting the ammount of chips people will get. Many comes to compete who will have the highest chips with their money on the line.

One day a massive black holes comes erupting from the very entrance itself, a man in a dapper suit, speak to the Joker who shows him the table. He seems to be alone until the galaxy inside his suits sparkles and his shadows on the floor has risen and spoken as if thousand of disembodied eyes are watching this man make his decission on the card. One eyes speaks helps him to be ready, as the other voices calls him the prophet.

He holds his card, smiles and challenge the bets to be higher than ever before. He laughs betting the very atom of the observeable universe itself, breaking times and spaces as the table demands more and the man is simply too stubborn to lose.

At the finale, only the table and him remains. Multiple planet of Eris has surrounded him simply boosting his flush five. The game ends with a spectacular shatters on the polychrome glass of 4 spades cards. He simply laughs claps his hands as an applause for himself,

As if the very space hears his own satisfactions, the casino has rebuild itself.

He takes his 10 dollars and left to the very same darkness he comes.

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I think you all should check this post here about the balatro gameplay cause i fucking love it and i got inspired to the a lil writing here, it just so funny to me.

[xxswagcorexx]

s3's casino's version of poker is just whatever the fuck balatro is. you walk in to what you think would be a normal poker table. all of the sudden you see 1 million joker cards you've never seen in your life flood your vision and the scoreboard is on fire. you're battling the casino for points. you don't know what happens when you place your cards down but your chips are multiplying now. you leave with 3 dollars to your name .

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Um. Uh. Hey. Um. Guys. Hey. What if I had maybe taken the plot from the empires smp dnd campaign that balatro-watcher rt was originally made for and maybe decided to do something else with it for you guys. Maybe. Mayhaps.

[risingsunresistance]

skyblock luck directly translates to all other games

[meteorites-and-forest-fires]

A HEARTY congratulations to the discord professors on this one

[vampyriix]

a quick little drawing of @rumblerowlet ‘s balatro!rt design :)

[strifesolution]

looks at you with my big autistic eyes, m. maybe mr game...... perhaps even balatro/watcher rt... i just like seeing peoples takes on it and i think urs would be cool

if i drew him as my watcher headcanon, hed just be how i draw them in producer au.

[bubblegum-gf]

the dealer at the end of rt’s balatro run

[ladybugsheep]

Balatro RT has me feeling Not OK™

[twilly224]

i cant recall the last time i ever laughed in amazed horror the way i am over rt's latest balatro video my god

[luverofsupernatural]

Watching RT's lastest balatro stream. I didn't understand how insane it got. I'm just in awe now. Now I understand why it's scary

[rumblecrow]

( please click on the art for better quality, tumblr is being mean to me )

People might think he is the one who control times itself, kind when needed, but sometimes people dream of being killed by him in a timelines that never happenned because 'he cant help himself.'

Other mouths speaks of him being one with the space, up there in the cold dark sky. When meteors falls down and you hear the guitar string of a country music, its been known it was his doing.

Thought recently, he has been known to break both the times and the milky way arrangements in the casino because he fucked up his flush five set up.

Balatro!RT or the gamblers deity or i love making up stories from silly man gameplay.

Down here Outfit without BG because i realized it maybe too much colour :

[salemoleander]

Btw idk if I've already shilled for it before, but the Steam Deck absolutely rules and I cannot recommend it enough if you play a lot of games.

To speak to what was definitely my top concern: I can play Hades 2 for several hours without having any battery issues. I can play Balatro or Slay the Spire or other games without a lot of heavy graphics/cpu use for like. 8+ hours? All day? Without charging. The fans are surprisingly quiet even when I'm putting it through its paces.

Especially as someone who works from home and thus spends a lot of time working on my computer, I fucking love being able to go lounge on the couch and play "PC" games. Take a break from Medium Screen to play Small Screen while youtube plays on Large Screen ^.^

Also the extra buttons (there's the normal LB/RB, LT/RT, but then also 2 back buttons on the left side and 3 on the right side where your fingers rest. Also left and right joysticks, arrows/buttons, and touchpads) let you get some efficient-as-hell keybinds set up. And it's a touchscreen!!

I know some people have complained about the weight but honestly it's so much more ergonomic to hold than things like the Switch that I haven't had much issue. The only exception was after a multiple days of playing Hades 2 nonstop, at which point I just started using a knitting/gaming pillow from this awesome Etsy to support my irritated wrists.

I mostly bring all this up bc I know word of mouth is important, and especially for expensive tech I tend to rely on what I've heard from people I know. So I figured if I like this thing so much, I should be vocal about that :D

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

me: alright, watching rt annihilate balatro was fun, but i really shouldnt be adding another game to the pile of ones im currently playing, especially when im trying to save money. let's just move on to our homework

first problem on my homework: say you're playing a given card game; what's the probability of getting such a score in one hand?

me, shaking: balatro is calling to me

[hiding-under-the-willow]

I want u to know that i love ur watcher/balatro RT And i regularly open ur blog just to look at him because its just so *chefs kiss*

Glad to know I'm not the only one who has to stop what I'm doing sometimes just to go look at him lol

[meteorites-and-forest-fires]

I’ve been thinking more on it, and this comment on this post of mine has gotten me thinking even more on the concept, so I’ve written up a bit more for it

@a-randomgnome this is probably not what you meant, since I’m more of a lore/vibes writer and not a pure fanfic writer but I digress

Is RT better portrayed AS an eldritch being, or as someone who can communicate with eldritch beings? Is he better associated with time and space (his ability to rewind in games if he doesn’t like the result, the predictions in balatro, and his whole galaxy theme) or is he better associated with luck (his streamer luck, the gambling aesthetic, the way he rigs games of chance in his favor)? 

Balatro RT really feels like one who knows the outcome, who smiles at any attempt to thwart him, knowing that there is no chance to beat him—or rather that if he were to lose, it would all be a part of the plan. 

Minecraft skulk RT feels like someone who is being kept from the heavens, forced to look down into the depths to get a glimpse of the stars he used to be a part of. 

Chat is a part of him in a way I don’t often see with other streamers, an amalgamated being that knows everything about him and his surroundings, but only has an approximate knowledge of anything else. But what makes them inseparable is the command he has over a generally capricious being, like taming a toddler the size of a building using rules and toys. 

In cities skylines he is a god, in Minecraft he is just a guy who can die to creepers. 

What if there’s a timeline to work with? A before and after? A pseudo-deity Entity with control over his own time and his own space, who hops dimensions at will and rewinds time either so he can indulge in impulses or to gain a slightly more favorable outcome—not that it may seems better from the outside. Until he is not. Then he is just a guy who goes into stuff with some good luck and a not-quite-all-knowing voice in his ear that helps him but often at the expense of the world or people around him. A connection to the power he used to have, a curse and a blessing, something he learns to reign in, if not quite control. 

But time is a little strange in how it works, and it’s not a clear before and after like it should be. Both versions can and do exist at the same time, and he both knows, and doesn’t know each of them. It’s not that he switches between the two but rather that they both exist simultaneously, recursively, drawing together in a tight circle that ends at the beginning and begins at the end.