#bananabraiined

[1-upboys]

Blue, Aqua, Orange and Cream (from the ask meme)

aww you're sweet ^°^ you can always come and talk to me 💚

[red-man-of-mustache]

@bananabraiined replied to your post “". . ."”:

//Go to sleep, paisano. Or you'd be cranky.

"NEVER! Sleep is-a for the weak-"

"zzzz"

[simiansmoke]

What is DK's relationship with Dread Kong like?

Ask Muse about Relationships

// ohboy-

Well, Dread Kong is originally from the game Jungle Beat where DK goes around and uh...beats the shit out of leaders of different jungle territories and then they all (join, comrade) at the end.

So the idea is that these different fruit tribes are actually defectors from the original jungle kingdom that have had it with how things are run, or they're just greedy (who knows).

Which means they were all originally part of the jungle kingdom to start off with. Dread in particular was a high ranking general in the Kong army and typically was the first line of defense with training new recruits and getting their below-average stats to at least barely on par very quickly.

DK (I guess verse dependent but I'll pick one for the following) spends a lot of his childhood and pre-teens being literal Justin Bieber- (DK country cartoon and that singing' voice yo) and monkeying around with friends that Cranky starts growing concerned he won't be ready to take over whenever the time comes. So with a good dose of guilt and unspoken bribery for Dad's affection, DK ends up enlisting in the Kong army as a young adult to start learning the ways of battle - which is timed fairly well since the Kong nation is just beginning their war against the Kremlings at this time.

Naturally, he's assigned under Dread and goes through basic training. (All the hazing included - because a lot of the army is sour and bitter and doesn't like royalty, go figure.) Dread of course is operatating under the guise of becoming close to and grooming his army men to basically treat him as their leader so that when he decides to defect, he has a loyal crew that will lovingly forsake the jungle kingdom for him.

DK becomes the target of this scheme along with all the others, and is eventually convinced to have ah...relations with Dread (aka sleep with him here and there) for better treatment / protection in the royal hating army. Although, in the midst of doing so (this ofc takes place over the course of a few years btw), DK semi develops (or at least thinks he does) feelings for Dread, and the two seem to get along out of battle or training, and especially when no other royal sneering soldiers are around to question the growing playfulness around their exchanges.

This of course is shattered and discarded by DK when Dread enacts his plan and has his most primed to obey army members join him in his coup'de'tat, in which he fully expects DK to join him even though it means toppeling his father. (Though he figures DK will be on board because of how his father pushes him to do all the things he isn't on board with.)

The two eventually part bloody and vicious ways after a scuffle following DK not accepting the other's betrayal.

After the events of Jungle Beat, Dread is sent along with the other antagonists of the fruit kingdoms to be enslaved on the island where the coconut crystal is enshrined (in a temple that will only open with the touch of a royal family member) to serve as unwilling bouncers against treasure hunters. (They basically have not much food so anyone that comes along is food. Cue Dread developing cannibalistic tendencies.)

Having to face Dread again when he and Bowser arrive on the island leaves DK feeling...well, dread - ironically. His feelings about the past are a mix of disgust and what could have been 's, and he misses the bonds shared with one whom taught him a lot of what he knows of combat (and to a degree, physical love *cough the virginity ask plot couuuugh ....and subsequent ending*) but after seeing just how much Dread (as well as the others) have deteriorated and become rabid in their banishment, he's opt to keep those feelings fossilized in the past where they ought stay, if not be forgotten entirely.

(Relevant Dread v DK drabbles: xx, xx , xx)

[timid-plumber-archive]

@bananabraiined

"P-Peach's cake is very delicious!" Luigi replied, knowing full well that was not the variety he was witnessing. "She's an excellent baker! But ah- It's not that kinda cake, DK."

"It's ah- 'Cake' is a slang term. F-for your rear end."

[koopzilla]

Who's hotter?

Samus or Bayonetta?

Who is hotter?

"I love a grumpy blonde, but there's no comparison... BAYONETTA. That's the only girl allowed to keep me on speed dial! You seen the way she dances out there!? I could watch her fight forever."

[fodlansbestmom]

“So you wouldn’t mind spending time with me?” So questioned as her hands moved to hold one of his.

@bananabraiined

[ask-dark-monita]

🌸 (for Jake the Dog)

Send a ‘🌸’ for my muse’s reaction to yours putting a flower in their hair.

Jake looks up and notices the flower placed on his fur.

"Hm? Oh, neat! A flower! Looks pretty nice if I say so myself! Thanks, DK!"

He smiled, before stretching his hand over to get a mirror so he could fully see what he looked like with the flower on him.

@bananabraiined

[kingkeithrool]

You've certainly changed your mind since this post! https://kingkeithrool.tumblr.com/post/182277654818/candy-was-considered-the-most-beautiful-and

"I have no recollection of that... maybe that's what started this whole mess, IDK? There was a whole buttload of drama between, all those Kongs I mentioned, and also @blusterthebenevolent and @funkycountry, @secondbananadiddy and @pinklovingchimp, with even @crankyreturns and @caramellakong getting dragged into the mix. 2019 was the year that @bananabraiined idiot, intentionally or not, along with his girlfriend 'Puffshroom' or whatever her name was, toppled all the existing DK role players like a house of cards. Then, he continued on like nothing ever happened... hmmm, I seem to have some unresolved issues with Donkey Kong.

Hey, @thecutestkong you wanna come over and have revenge 'snuggles'?"

[paragonofvirtue]

@bananabraiined

Rhea, the archbishop of the Church of Seiros, traversed the enchanting lands of the Monastery Garreg Mach, her regal demeanor emanating an air of authority and grace. As she strolled through the lush gardens, contemplating the teachings of the Goddess, she suddenly heard a thunderous commotion from afar. Curiosity piqued, she hastened towards the source of the noise, only to find herself face-to-face with a giant ape-like creature known as Donkey Kong.

The towering simian, renowned for his strength and agility, stood amidst a scattered array of bananas, seemingly oblivious to Rhea's presence. Struck by the sight of such a formidable creature within the monastery's confines, the archbishop approached cautiously, her amiable smile undeterred by the situation at hand. "Greetings. I am Archbishop Rhea, and I'm the head administrator of this Monastery. Is there something me or my staff can assist you with?"

[frogprinceus]

//Happy birthday, friend. You earned some respite.

Thank you <3

[gxcombi]

( @bananabraiined )

Howdy! My name is Charlie it's nice to meet you, I'm actually new here on the island <3

The rabbit was wearing a long white dress, she was defitively beautiful, they were leaving on the island for a point at this thing, her short stature made it looked cute, She wanted to have a friend on the place so having for a good time with the ape!

Would you like to same the place?

[askrockandfriends]

Open RP: The Hangout

Welcome to the Hangout, a place where anyone can appear from anywhere, and do anything to their heart's content! Here, you'll find such fun activities as sports, music, kart racing, even wrestling and monster battles, be they Pokemon, Duel Monsters, Beyblade, or otherwise! And, of course, characters can go to school, spend the day on the town or at the beach, or engage in RPG adventures! At the Hangout, the only limits are your imagination! Come in and join us at the Hangout!

@ask-dark-monita @ask-ultimate-fashionista @despairs-memorial @rockinmusician @thewriterandthekiller @electricea @dead-or-lie @smashingveteransandnewcomers @astral-multiverse @stalkerkyoko @thegeasswriter @hxroic-wxlls-rxborn @hoshi-neko-hikari @fodlansbestmom @musekaiplex @thesafaribaggirl-returns @bxd-kxrma @enigmaincrimson @anime-bxuty @cynthiaandsamus @klumsymaid @bananabraiined @yui-samidare-reborn @cauchemarrose @pxrifiedmxniac @ancicntforged @linklewinklewoman @medjedrphub @heiture @gravity-wall @emxrald-cores @werewolf-makoto-naegi

[red-man-of-mustache]

@bananabraiined replied to your post “"It's-a Wednesday! Y'know what that-a...”:

"Happy hump day to you, Jumpman".

​"And a good hump day t'you too DK!"

[simiansmoke]

"You. The prince of Kong island, I presume? I'm surprised you aren't just all talk."

"-when are all these royal crotch worshippers gonna stop calling me prince like it even matters-" He grumbles and blinks. Squinting...he leans in. Really? Why him? Honestly.

"Oh no...not another one of you doppelganging bastards..." How much of himself was he going to be subjected to? Didn't help he couldn't stand himself to begin with.

[timid-plumber-archive]

"Luigi? Is that you? It's me, Donkey Kong." Do not be afraid. He is saying hello.

"Hey-o! DK!! What's up? How've you been since we kicked Bowser's butt?"

[koopzilla]

"What am I?"

"Stupid."

.........................

"Dumb dirty ape."