#bardanon!!! this is so good!!!!!!!

[pumpkin-cowboy]

She chased the shepherd to the field,

She chased the farmer's daughter,

And never did she even yeild,

When the farmer holler'd slaughter.

The old grey goose has had her fill

Of eggs and pondside napping.

So now she chases at her will

With beak and wings a-flapping

HOLY SHIT