Evil guy: and you will never stop us! We will-
Ta!Ash: objection!
Evil guy: destroy-what? What do you mean by objection?
Ta!Ash: Nuh uh.
Evil guy:…
Ash:…
Evil guy: the fuck you mean nuh uh-
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She chased the shepherd to the field,
She chased the farmer's daughter,
And never did she even yeild,
When the farmer holler'd slaughter.
The old grey goose has had her fill
Of eggs and pondside napping.
So now she chases at her will
With beak and wings a-flapping
HOLY SHIT
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Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.
For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.
I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.
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i don't know man. but sometimes i think about percy breaking the news to nico that his sister's dead. and nico plummetting into depression, screaming at the boy he once thought of as a hero to die. and percy watching this ten-year-old disappear into the shadows mid sobbing. and percy's shaking and traumatized and exhausted. but he forces that pain down his throat and accepts the role as the prophecy kid so nico has a chance to create a future he wants. while percy's is set in stone. and i don't know man.
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