Barlo is when you are attracted to bees (*^ω^*) (the slur is kaan btw don't say it if you're not barlo) ;-;
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Guess who was bored. Me. Have Bynel and Barlo.
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Sometimes I think about this article from 2020 about how Barlo got thicker and had to get his tooth fixed because he hugged his dog too hard
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Jack Edward quote of the of the day, Jan 22. 2023
“BRANDON CARLO’S SUPPOSED TO OUT SKATE THAT?! WHO DO YOU THINK HE IS?!”
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Barlo sexuality. The origin of barlo is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the attraction will go over a typical barlosexuals head. There's also the bees nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the bees characterisation- their personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The barlo's understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this attraction, to realise that they're not just attracted- they know something deep about BEES. As a consequence people who dislike the Barlo sexuality truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the attraction in Barry B Benson existential catchphrase "you like jazz?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Barlo people who are attracted to bees, and he is thereforth hitting on Barlo people. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as barlo people's genius wit unfolds itself on their tumblr page. What fools.. how I pity them. 🐝
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Barlo flag tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the bees' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personal kid.🐝
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Height comparisons of my precure selfships under the cut cause it’s long lol
Also this:
DO NOT bring up the “Bakenyan is Yuni” topic.
DO NOT bring your Narcistoru hate in here.
SouthPear
ShutLuck
BakeSol
BarLo
FireFlower/CalliMoe
NarcisTasty
And more will be added later
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📍 BarLo Restaurant
Two Seasons Station 1, Boracay
10.23.2022 | 📸 @kristinemaeb
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Baritone and Cure LoFi share one brain cell and are the awkwardest and cutest couple in the season
They’re smart when they’re separate but when the two try to do anything romantic, it either comes out cute or awkward there’s no in between
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I read up on skogsrå in the morning, listened to ghost stories about dead coal miners and mama bears in the afternoon, and watched Deer Lady avenge her friend in the evening.
It's a lore sort of weekend.
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Inktober Day 5: The Boy
For every fan of horror podcasts, who haven't listened to Old Gods of Appalachia, my deepest condolences, so sad for you. For the rest of us, today The Boy has graced us with his presence today, here to blow up your mine and make you piss yourself.
Song of the Day:
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Bambi scoring his first goal when the shots are 6-9 is quite possibly the most beautiful thing I’ve seen all night
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that was certainly a start to the game
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