#baron von cavitus

[katrinahood]

I fucking love how Cavitus's crimes range from "ice cream theft" to "environmental terrorism".

[spyfoxindrycereal]

cavitus and their henchmen

[textsfromtherockhopper]

[incorrect-321penguins-quotes]

Zidgel: Okay, what do you call this?

Bert: Vision sphere.

Michelle: Bert, that's--

Zidgel: Wait, wait, Michelle. Bert, these?

Bert: Touch stumps.

Zidgel: This?

Bert: Gravity connectors.

Zidgel: This?!

Bert: That's your butt!

[katrinahood]

Everybody lookit this meme I made featuring Baron von Cavitus!

[incorrect-321penguins-quotes]

Cavitus: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Zidgel: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Cavitus: ...No!

[incorrect-321penguins-quotes]

Bert: I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!

Cavitus: Keep firing, Assholes!

[textsfromtherockhopper]

[incorrect-321penguins-quotes]

You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!

Bert Bertman

[incorrect-321penguins-quotes]

Cavitus: Begone pests and give me the bird!

Samantha: We'd love to, really, but the Big Idea censors won't allow it.

[katrinahood]

3-2-1 Headcanons! Part 12

The Rockhopper crew always knew that Bert and the Baron were one and the same.

Of course, not always, but sooner than we were shown.Shortly after the events of "I Scream, You Scream", they found out where Bert was. They then decided it would be best to play along with Cavitus and pretend they didn't know he was actually a hamster. When Michelle and Fidgel actually saw Bert go into his robot suit, they decided that would be the best time to drop the act. How would they know, you ask? Well, Fidgel and Michelle didn't sound that surprised when they saw who Cavitus really was.