4:52 P.M
Johnny Boy, 4:53 P.M
y/n has a secret???
Coolest Guy, 4:53 P.M
secret????
You, 4:54 P.M
I don’t have a secret yuta is overacting
Mountain Man, 4:54 P.M
I’M NOT. YOU SAID SOMEONE IN NCT WAS YOUR SOULMATE. WHO IS IT
Or alternatively, NCT 127 find out your soulmate is one of them and they question you about it in your group chat.
Mountain Man, 4:52 P.M
Y/N! WHO IS IT
You, 4:52 P.M
don’t know what you’re talking about yuta
Mountain Man, 4:52 P.M
LIAR.
Johnny Boy, 4:53 P.M
y/n has a secret???
Coolest Guy, 4:53 P.M
secret????
You, 4:54 P.M
I don’t have a secret yuta is overacting
Mountain Man, 4:54 P.M
I’M NOT. YOU SAID SOMEONE IN NCT WAS YOUR SOULMATE. WHO IS IT
Yoonoh more like…, 4:54 P.M
clearly not you since you’re asking
Johnny Boy, 4:54 P.M
…that was doyoung level roasting oh my god
Yoonoh more like…, 4:55 P.M
I didn’t want to grab my phone so I stole jaehyun’s
Johnny Boy, 4:55 P.M
nice.
Mountain Man, 4:56 P.M
maybe it is me you don’t know you dodo bird fuck you you’ve never seen y/n’s mark YOU DON’T KNOW
You, 4:57 P.M
……………..okay but I only told one person that
You, 4:57 P.M
MARK LEE YOU RATTED ME OUT
MARK LEE!!, 4:57 P.M
You know I can’t keep secrets
Coolest Guy, 4:57 P.M
true. you played yourself y/n
You, 4:58 P.M
did you guys know I hate all of you?
Yoonoh more like…, 4:58 P.M
clearly not since one of us is your soulmate. So then you love at least one of us
You, 4:59 P.M
I especially hate you doyoung
Kim Dodumb, 5:00 P.M
can we make bets on who it is? I’m betting it’s me
Yoonoh more like…, 5:00 P.M
jaehyun get the fuck off my phone.
Kim Dodumb, 5:00 P.M
get off my phone first
Kim Dodumb, 5:00 P.M
done don’t touch my phone again.
You, 5:01 P.M
Maybe I was just fucking with mark. He’s easy to tease
Coolest Guy, 5:01 P.M
also true.
Mountain Man, 5:01 P.M
we all know that’s bullshit. You don’t tease mark you think it’s unethical
You, 5:02 P.M
……..he’s like a puppy okay shut up yuta
Johnny Boy, 5:03 P.M
so…… y/n isn’t lying????
Yoonoh more like…, 5:03 P.M
Then who is it? Did you tell Mark??
You, 5:04 P.M
why would I tell mark I’m not stupid
MARK LEE!!, 5:04 P.M
You’re all the worst
Kim Dodumb, 5:05 P.M
Let’s make bets on who it is
You, 5:05 P.M
let’s not and move on from this conversation
Yoonoh more like…, 5:05 P.M
bets sound more fun. I’m betting it’s me
Kim Dodumb, 5:05 P.M
why would it be you of all people
Yoonoh more like…, 5:06 P.M
well it’s not you
Kim Dodumb, 5:06 P.M
wasn’t going to bet on myself anyways??? I’m not stupid
You, 5:06 P.M
guys this conversation is stupid come on let’s go back to talking about how our days were how about that?
MARK LEE!!, 5:06 P.M
I think it’s ty hyung. y/n didn’t deny it when I asked
Kim Dodumb, 5:06 P.M
that was my bet as well
Mountain Man, 5:07 P.M
no way no way can’t be him. It’s either me or me
Kim Dodumb, 5:07 P.M
we get it yuta. You have a crush on y/n.
Johnny Boy, 5:08 P.M
I think it’s Taeil hyung
Coolest Guy, 5:09 P.M
aren’t you guys narrowing it down too much? There’s like twenty of us
MARK LEE!!, 5:09 P.M
not only is he bad at science but basic math as well…
Coolest Guy, 5:09 P.M
says the one who copies off of my homework when we’re not even in the same grade
Yoonoh more like…, 5:09 P.M
wrecked lol
You, 5:10 P.M
okay see this is why I didn’t want to tell anyone ;;;;;
Kim Dodumb, 5:10 P.M
we’d fine out eventually though since it’s one of us
Kim Dodumb, 5:10 P.M
Tell us the year he was born and we’ll stop asking about it
You, 5:10 P.M
liar that never happens you keep asking questions every time
Coolest Guy, 5:11 P.M
Twenty questions let’s go.
You, 5:11 P.M
no.
Coolest Guy, 5:11 P.M
please? TT_TT
Coolest Guy, 5:12 P.M
y/n please….. we just want to know more about our friend
Coolest Guy, 5:15 P.M
TTTTTTTTTTTT_TTTTTTTTTTTT
You, 5:15 P.M
…..UGH FINE.
You, 5:15 P.M
twenty questions go.
Coolest Guy, 5:15 P.M
is he older than me?
You, 5:16 P.M
yes.
Johnny Boy, 5:16 P.M
younger than Taeil hyung?
You, 5:16 P.M
yes
Mountain man, 5:16 P.M
Is it me?
You, 5:16 P.M
no
Yoonoh more like…, 5:17 P.M
is he handsome?
You, 5:17 P.M
…yes? You’re all handsome though
Mountain Man, 5:18 P.M
is he as handsome as me?
You, 5:18 P.M
…….more handsome
Mountain Man, 5:19 P.M
seriously???
You, 5:19 P.M
yep. That’s one of your questions
Kim Dodumb, 5:19 P.M
oh thanks yuta we’re going to be fucked in the end because of you
Coolest Guy, 5:19 P.M
Is it mark?
You, 5:20 P.M
no
MARK LEE!!, 5:20 P.M
oh good
You, 5:21 P.M
…………I’ll pretend I’m not insulted by that mark
MARK LEE!!, 5:21 P.M
no wait I didn’t mean it like that I just. You know.
You, 5:22 P.M
………………….
Johnny Boy, 5:22 P.M
digging yourself a hole mark
MARK LEE!!, 5:23 P.M
I mean it’s not like I wouldn’t want to be but you’re like my big sib.
You, 5:23 P.M
can’t believe mark lee just called me ugly
MARK LEE!!, 5:24 P.M
I didn’t say you’re ugly you’re not you’re really pretty I swear
You, 5:24 P.M
FORGET IT I’M LEAVING
Coolest Guy, 5:24 P.M
TWENTY QUESTIONS ISN’T OVER YOU CAN’T LEAVE TTTTT_TTTTT
You, 5:25 P.M
you’re all lucky I like haechan
Coolest Guy, 5:25 P.M
:DD
Yoonoh more like…, 5:25 P.M
is he a vocal
You, 5:26 P.M
…..um. he can sing… but all of you can sing…
Kim Dodumb, 5:26 P.M
why are we letting yuta and jaehyun ask questions
You, 5:26 P.M
because you’re dumb. Next question
Mountain Man, 5:26 P.M
look who’s talking now, dumbfuck
Taeil (aka the c…,, 5:27 P.M
what are you guys blowing the group chat up for
You, 5:27 P.M
they’re trying to figure out my soulmate. That’s question ten
Kim Dodumb, 5:27 P.M
oh my fuck
Winwinnie, 5:27 P.M
does he like ice cream????
You, 5:27 P.M
yep ^^
Kim Dodumb, 5:28 P.M
favorite flavor.
You, 5:28 P.M
…that’s too much info. You’d figure it out when I told you what it was.
Kim Dodumb, 5:28 P.M
O_O
You, 5:28 P.M
still counts as a question
Kim Dodumb, 5:28 P.M
you’re ruthless.
Johnny Boy, 5:29 P.M
if we figure it out, are you going to talk to them about it?
You, 5:29 P.M
nope. I’ll find a new home. In a hole. Far away from him and you guys
Johnny Boy, 5:30 P.M
doyoung or taeyong?
You, 5:32 P.M
……………………………………….
Mountain Man, 5:32 P.M
WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOYOUNG OR TAEYONG. WHY IS IT BETWEEN THEM
Johnny Boy, 5:33 P.M
it’s not haechan, mark, taeil, or you, which leaves winwin, jaehyun, me, doyoung and taeyong
Johnny Boy, 5:33 P.M
however, winwin doesn’t have a favorite flavor of ice cream so it’s not him
Johnny Boy, 5:33 P.M
…and it’s not me or Jeffrey let’s be real
Johnny Boy, 5:33 P.M
thus, taeyong or doyoung
Mountain Man, 5:34 P.M
your reasoning is fucking stupid we need more information
Mountain Man, 5:34 P.M
Is it winwin?
You, 5:34 P.M
no.
Kim Dodumb, 5:35 P.M
WE HAVE FIVE QUESTIONS LEFT YUTA STOP ASKING SHIT WHEN JOHNNY WAS CLEARLY RIGHT ABOUT THAT ONE
Mountain Man, 5:35 P.M
YOU’RE SOFT FOR JOHNNY FUCK YOU
Coolest Guy, 5:35 P.M
is he in 127? is it jaehyun? Is it johnny?
You, 5:35 P.M
yes, no, no
Johnny Boy, 5:36 P.M
wow how surprising I was right and yuta didn’t believe me
Mountain Man, 5:36 P.M
to be fair I’m still shocked that it wasn’t me
Kim Dodumb, 5:36 P.M
I can’t believe we just let haechan waste three questions
Johnny Boy, 5:37 P.M
we narrowed it down though so let’s consider these last two questions carefully
TY Track, 5:37 P.M
where is your mark?
You, 5:37 P.M
…somewhere on my body…
Mountain Man, 5:38 P.M
someone go take taeyong’s phone away before he ruins this for us and we have to guess forever if it’s between him or doyoung
Taeil (aka the c…,, 5:40 P.M
he’s in the bathroom. Locked himself in there again
Mountain Man, 5:40 P.M
We’re FUCKED.
Johnny Boy, 5:40 P.M
to be fair that was a good question though
Winwinnie, 5:41 P.M
we should get ice cream to celebrate finding out who it is
Johnny Boy, 5:41 P.M
when we find out
TY Track, 5:42 P.M
any of you guys seen Y/N without their shirt on?
You, 5:42 P.M
nope. Final question. Sorry guys you suck at guessing
Mountain Man, 5:43 P.M
THAT QUESTION WASN’T EVEN FOR YOU
You, 5:43 P.M
WELL I ANSWERED IT ANYWAYS. 20 QUESTIONS IS OVER I’M GOING TO CLASS NOW
Taeil (aka the a…,, 5:44 P.M
have fun ^^
Mountain Man, 5:44 P.M
guys I don’t trust that. y/n is going to run away
TY Track, 5:45 P.M
I’ll make sure that doesn’t happen
Yoonoh more like…, 5:45 P.M
my phone shut off and I come back to hyung promising to kill y/n what the heck
You, 5:46 P.M
If I see any of you on campus I’m going to tell your manager what you did three weeks ago
Coolest Guy, 5:46 P.M
y/n is so cool *o*
MARK LEE!!, 5:47 P.M
what happened three weeks ago??
Johnny Boy, 5:47 P.M
Nothing nothing don’t worry about it mark
Mountain Man, 5:48 P.M
yeah don’t worry about it it’s not even that bad
Yoonoh more like…, 5:48 P.M
that bad
Taeil (aka the a…,, 5:49 P.M
didn’t you guys end up flipping a car
Johnny Boy, 5:49 P.M
what part about nothing don’t you guys understand
TY Track, 5:50 P.M
we didn’t flip a car
Winwinnie, 5:50 P.M
we flipped two cars
Mountain Man, 5:51 P.M
at least they were just crash cars anyways
TY Track, 5:51 P.M
we still had to pay money for them
Coolest Guy, 5:52 P.M
you flipped cars without me????? TT_TT
MARK LEE!!, 5:52 P.M
you guys do all the cool stuff without me and donghyuck TT_TT
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You, 8:07 P.M
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BEING ON CAMPUS GUYS
Yoonoh more like…, 8:07 P.M
which one of us went?
TY Track, 8:08 P.M
Mark and haechan are with me and taeil is reading on his bed
Johnny Boy, 8:08 P.M
winwin is helping me with Chinese
Yoonoh more like…, 8:09 P.M
Yuta is attempting cooking again
TY Track, 8:09 P.M
are you stopping him????
Yoonoh more like…, 8:09 P.M
I want to see if he can light the kitchen on fire again
Johnny Boy, 8:09 P.M
…doyoung went?
TY Track, 8:10 P.M
JAEHYUN DO NOT LET HIM COOK YOU KNOW HOW HE GETS
Yoonoh more like…, 8:10 P.M
too late.
TY Track, 8:10 P.M
why do I smell smoke THERE BETTER NOT BE A FIRE.
Kim Dodumb, 8:11 P.M
you guys should call a… firetruck. ;)
Johnny Boy, 8:11 P.M
are you with y/n??
TY Track, 8:11 P.M
THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES YOU DUMB BUNNY
Kim Dodumb, 8:12 P.M
there’s a fire extinguisher in the hallway just use that
Kim Dodumb, 8:12 P.M
yes, johnny, I’m with Y/N
Johnny Boy, 8:12 P.M
…text me now
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Kim Dodumb, 12:03 A.M
This is the third oven this month. Why aren’t we banning yuta from the kitchen?
TY Track, 12:03 A.M
better question is, where are you?? It’s midnight you’re supposed to be home
Kim Dodumb, 12:04 A.M
…places.
You, 12:05 A.M
he’s with me taeyong. He’s safe
TY Track, 12:05 A.M
with you??????
Johnny Boy, 12:06 A.M
oh right I forgot to tell you taeyong. Doyoung is with y/n
MARK LEE!!, 12:06 A.M
should they be together right now? We have a fansign early and those two never stop talking with each other
MARK LEE!!, 12:06 A.M
they’ll be up all night
TY Track, 12:07 A.M
shouldn’t you be asleep mark lee it’s midnight you had curfew two hours ago
Coolest Guy, 12:07 A.M
when do we ACTUALLY go to sleep at ten, hyung?
You, 12:08 A.M
haechan go to sleep. You too Mark
Coolest Guy, 12:08 A.M
Okay goodnight y/n zzzzzzz
MARK LEE!!, 12:08 A.M
goodnight zz
TY Track, 12:08 A.M
…how do you do that every time
You, 12:09 A.M
It’s a secret.
You, 12:10 A.M
doyoung will be back soon, taeyong. I’ll have him back an hour before he has to get ready. Promise.
Kim Dodumb, 12:10 A.M
in the meantime we have stuff to do
Yoonoh more like…, 12:10 A.M
don’t stay up too late doing… stuff ;))))
Johnny Boy, 12:11 A.M
;)))))
Mountain Man, 12:11 A.M
;)))))
Taeil (aka the c…,, 12:11 A.M
;))))))
You, 12:11 A.M
you’re all blocked.
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Mountain Man, 6:03 A.M
I can’t believe y/n thinks doyoung is more handsome than me
TY Track, 6:03 A.M
he is
Johnny Boy, 6:03 A.M
definitely
You, 6:03 A.M
most definitely
Mountain Man, 6:04 A.M
I’m going back to japan
TY Track, 6:04 A.M
wait how did doyoung figure out it wasn’t me and him instead??
Doyoung :), 6:04 A.M
your mark is at your ankle. I’ve seen y/n without shoes
You, 6:04 A.M
He took a 50/50 shot hoping it was him
Doyoung :), 6:05 A.M
I’m breaking up with you
Yoonoh more like…, 6:05 A.M
wrecked lol
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