#bat’leth

[lt-kaollumn]

tuvok in different uniforms (middle three are canon uniforms)

[thresholdbb]

Bad ideas need a bat’leth

[robbiebear540]

[defconprime]

Standard Bat’Leth from Star Trek Online

[ultimatetrekkie]

[mercury-prince]

fancams I'm glad I don't have the skills to make:

- a rly emotional Sisko/Yates edit to Running Up that Hill by Kate Bush

- Data + Telephone by Kraftwerk

- Alexander + any Linkin Park song

- a cunty edit of Bashir + Hot Girl by Charlie xcx

- I am not well

- Garak + Fashionista by Jimmy James

- another Garak edit but to Nobody Likes Me by The Northen Boys

[ichayalovesyou]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Klingons play D&D?? Of COURSE they do!

I’d fucking kill for a legit Bat’leths and Bihnuchs Klingon D&D one-shot module

[stardustinthesky]

Back where it belongs, in my room.

[shiroikabocha]

they say brides-to-be like reading bridal magazines and circling things they like while kicking their legs back and forth in the air and humming

I am doing an equivalent activity

hehehehe wedding q’pla-nning

[ladypeck]

From Ethan’s IG story. A Vulcan in the streets, a Klingon in the sheets (I bet you are, baby). He comes up with these himself 😂.

[splendidemendax]

sitting with my dad at lunch, listening to him explain why he doesn’t ship worf and jadzia. he’s nearly eighty, drinking a shitty coffee, giving me All His Opinions on his star trek notp without either knowing fandom terms or remembering the names of people, places, and things in the shows

i don’t know how to describe this vibe but wow is it distinctive. i am living the life

[thresholdbb]

Voyager Year 2 from Janeway’s perspective:

Meet Amelia Earhart without losing any crew

Almost lose Chakotay to Nog but save him

Almost lose the Doctor to Broccoli but save him

Help your manic pixie dream ocampa through puberty cause Voyager’s too sexy

Almost lose Harry Kim to a time stream but he saves himself with Tom

Lose your mind by touching a special distortion ring, everyone’s saved by doing nothing

Send two bickering crew men to a planet to adopt a lizard baby

Get so stressed out you get sent to the Holodeck for some “me time” only to think you’ve lost your whole dang mind

Almost lose Chakotay again, this time with racist vibes

Almost lose everyone to the second Caretaker

Chakotay runs off after Seska and the Kazon, have to save him

Get adopted by a delusional father only for him to die in your arms

Almost lose B’Elanna to a robot race

Try to make friends only for it to blow up in your face

Become a mutant and have 3 salamander babies with your helm officer only for Chakotay and Tuvok to abandon them

A crewman gets murdered, then you almost lose Tuvok to mind melding with the murderer

Order everyone to escape pods cause your chief engineer hijacked a sentient bomb

Put Q on trial only for him to off himself

Your EMH develops more feelings, your helmsman is acting up

Neelix stumbles on your plot with Tuvok and Paris, Chakotay gets jealous

Your ship gets duplicated and you face off with yourself about who gets to blow their Voyager up first

Almost lose Tuvok to some old kids

Almost lose Harry until you literally vanquish fear

Almost lose Tuvok and Neelix to Tuvix and a terrible moral quandary but ultimately — kill Tuvix

Get stranded on planet with Chakotay because you both got bitten with an unresolved sexual tension virus, but the crew disobeys orders and saves you anyway

Try to save Chakotay’s baby only to lose the ship and get the whole crew stranded on a planet

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

W O A H

I forgot about the scene with Tuvok wielding a bat’leth

[defconprime]

Roddenberry Archives Klingon Bat’Leth

[ambassadorquark]

if i was a klingon i would dishonor my house so fucking bad dude i would be the worst at klingon shit but crucially girls in federation starbase bars wouldnt know that & i am cleaning up starfleet military wife hole like nobodys business im known on qo’nos as the empire’s most embarrassing pussy ass loser but your girl is still checking out my bat’leth

[direwolfrules]

Some of my personal favorite jokes I’ve seen about the Klingon scene in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, “Subspace Rhapsody”. For those of you who don’t know, after like 60 years Trek did a musical episode.

The Bat’leth Boys

You haven’t heard “Bye Bye Bye” until you’ve heard it in the original Klingon

K-Pop stands for Klingon Pop

New Kahless on the Block

Garkog the Autotuned