#bb21: sam

[thatonefanaccount]

People on Twitter were doing reality TV (aka mostly BB and The Challenge) crap lists last night and I’m bored so here’s mine even though no one asked for it:

Before we dive in though, it’s important to note that NOT EVERYONE ON THIS LIST IS PROBLEMATIC OR A BAD PERSON: Sometimes it's just me being petty LOL.

Explanations below.

Jack (BB21): *Sticks shaker bottle in the fridge and walks away.*

Emmy (TC38): For being the reason Nam had to be DQ’d for the third season in a row.

Kyle (BB24): Need I explain?

Bear (TC33-TC35): For the plethora of things he put Georgia through bc no one deserves that (plus I think he dated an underage girl unless I’m mistaken?).

Memphis (BB10, BB22): For his racism, ableism and weird obsession with David.

Michael (BB24): The main reason why Kyle trying to form an all white alliance went unchecked for so long. Brittany is guilty of this too, but she kinda just followed Michael’s lead the whole game, so consider this a two-in-one.

Tyson (Survivor, TCUSA): Kinda cocky, plus he worked with Angela, who I’ll get to later. Plus the whole "rich get richer" thing was getting on my nerves.

Pooch (BB24): Poor treatment of Taylor, plus he allegedly gr**med a sixteen-year-old girl. Plus his eyes are unsettling to look at.

Monte (BB24): For being the worst fling Taylor could’ve asked for.

Paloma (BB24): For being the one who started it all when it came to the Taylor hate (from what I saw).

Copole (BB24): VERY poor treatment of Taylor.

Michie (BB21): *Steals watermelon and walks away.*

Terrence (BB24): For what he said about women in abusive relationships (plus poor Taylor treatment of course).

Paul (BB18-BB19): Justice for Dominique!

Daniel (BB24): Extremely poor treatment of Taylor.

Turbo (TC33-34, TC38): IDC how Tamara got on the show, he had no right to treat her the way Gamer and PinkRose have said he treated her. Plus he can’t take a joke.

Sarah (Survivor, TCUSA): No, Sarah, production will not let you take Enzo in a hall brawl. Plus the Angela obsession is getting weird (even though Angela’s on this list).

Jingle-Foot-Felon (BB19, BB22): See Memphis but without the David obsession.

Frootloop Franzel (BB16, BB18, BB22): “Ohh my gahhssh, I can’t beleeve Cohdee didn’t take me to the final toooooo!”, plus ableism.

Brett (BB20): I was a huge fan back when BB20 first aired, but then he got in with Jack and Michie and also did other stuff that made me lose a ton of respect for him. It REALLY hurts, but it had to be done.

Jordan (TC… IDK I lost count): L + Ratio + Racism + Tori needed help after the breakup so there.

Angela (BB20, TCUSA): For throwing my faves into the line of fire on both The Challenge and BB while having no remorse whatsoever.

Todrick (CBBUS3): Oh, boy, I could write a novel.

Dani (BB8, BB13, BB22): She was part of the Ian incident too - I didn’t forget!

Sam (BB21): I only minded him a little bit on BB21, but what the heck happened to him between then and now??? Has he always been this backward-minded? Is that the right word for it? "Backward-minded"? Anyway...

I have a few more but the list was getting long enough. Should I make a part 2?

[hannahwatchesbigbrother]

It’s that time of year again...

Welp it’s that time of year again where we have new contestants! I haven’t been on Tumblr in legit a year, but I always like to go back and see what my first impressions and predictions were of cast members, so here we go!

Analyse: Not huge stage presence which is interesting... I think she’ll go home early or get in a showmance and get dragged to the end. I think there’s a 10% chance she’s actually lowkey sneaky and iconic or a challenge beast and ends up being a favorite but 90% chance she’s useless and will kill her chances in the game for a boy

David: I like him based on the interview (not so much the bio). He seems like a nice guy who is really level headed. I think he’ll get duped real bad and get blind sided. I don’t know if that’d be before or after jury, but one week someone is going to target him and it’ll just be over for him.

Cristie: I really like her. She’s already crying lol. I think her game could end up similar to: Vanessa (at best), Christmas, or Kaitlyn (at worst lol). I think she could rub some of the others the wrong way and get herself kicked off early. But she’s cute, and she gives me Kaitlyn vibes and really, if the whole house was just filled with people like Kaitlyn, I think it’d be the best season ever haha.

Jackson: .... He kind of scares me. Weirdly, there’s something about him that I kind of like... but mostly of my instincts are telling me that I shouldn’t like him. He feels like a reject from this season’s Bachelorette lol. He’s a good talker. I think he’ll get a lot of people on his side early on, and honestly, I could see him be a potential winner. I can’t decide if I like that though haha.

Jessica: I think I like her. I always like it when they have more than just the “20 year old, size 0″ women. I think I can see her grating on other people (especially looking at the male contestants) and get off early. If she makes it past jury, I can see her grating on the audience. I’m open to see what she does though.

Nick: I think I like him a lot. He kind of reminds me of Paul, but BB18 Paul (not BB19 Paul) who actually has background knowledge of the game and is a bit more self-aware and quieter haha. I think he gives me BB12 Matt vibes too, and I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how he ends up playing/going (plays a bit too dirty too quickly and gets sent home). I’m very interested to see what he does.

Ovi: He seems nice but over confident. He’s going to form an alliance on the first day as soon as he steps foot into the house, probably run it with them for the first two weeks, and then go home. Calling it now. I can’t see him get past first two weeks of jury.

Jack: You know, I immediately tend to dislike guys with long hair, but WOW he’s attractive haha. He seems like a nice guy. I think I’m hesitant about him because I get BB17 Austin vibes (not just because of the long hair, but also because he seems more sensitive). I think he’s a good pick for jury, but unless he pulls something out, I can’t see him win.

Tommy: He’s so cute! I like him a lot. I can see him as a potential winner. I think he has the ability to play a good social game and a good long-term play. Plus, we have to stan a musical theater person. Having been around theater people, I know they will be the ones that get you haha

Holly: I can’t tell if I like her or not. She seems like she has more personality than someone like Angela, but her personality reminds me of Christmas, which I can’t tell is a good or a bad thing. Obviously I wasn’t the biggest Christmas fan, but I don’t know, maybe with a different cast it could work. If she becomes the femme fatale I’ve been waiting for these past couple of seasons, I’ll be a big fan.

Kathryn: I think she’s cute. I’m a bit worried that she’s going to coast and get out mid-jury. She kind of reminds me of Elena (but, like, more likeable lol). I’d really love to see what she does if she actually plays to win and not just to have a good summer. I’m skeptical, but I have an open mind.

Bella: I like her. I can see her playing a good under the radar game and get the win at the end. She seems really saavy. I think there’s a *chance* she could get annoying, but I think she’s here for a good couple of weeks (at worst, I think she’s the last to go before jury).

Kemi: I like her. Her favorite contestant is Rachel Reilly so... we stan! She’s clearly here to play which is great to see! I think she’s coming in too “guns a blazing,” especially compared to a lot of people who are planning on laying low, so I’m more on the side that she’s not going to win, but I think she has a good chance on at least making jury.

Cliff: I just... why do they keep doing this? They always have this cast full of everyone 30 and under and then one (usually a man) person over forty? And it never goes over well! The only ones in modern Big Brother that’s made it past the first week are Donny (just barely though) and Kevin. I don’t see Cliff being under the radar enough the first week to make it out alive. At best, he might be able to play a BB19 Jason slot, but... I don’t know. He’s an easy target for the first HOH to get out, and unless he’s lucky, I can’t see him lasting. (He also said in his bio that he loves talking about politics which... YIKE)

Sam: He’s... fine I guess. There’s nothing inherently that I dislike about him, but I also don’t like him. At best, I think he could be a surprise and be funny-likeable like Johnny Mac (but like... Johnny Mac is bae so... that’s hard to live up to). Otherwise, I think (/hope) that he’ll be an early out, and it’d be for the best.

Nicole: Another “quirky” Nicole lol. Ask me three years ago and she would have been my favorite (unfortunately now I see “quirky girls” and I get war flashbacks of BB18 Nicole and Bronte lol). I think I like her though. I don’t think she’ll be able to blend in enough to make it to jury though.

And that’s all 16! I must say, I’m a bit nervous about this cast. Maybe it’s because it’s been a while since we’ve had a really good, competitive season. I’m really tired of watching one person (who is, let’s be honest, usually a guy) bulldoze the entire season because the majority of the cast isn’t there to play. I don’t know, I just don’t want that to happen again but everyone’s favorites seem to be Tyler, Derrick, and Paul sooo.... This also just seems like a really “guy heavy” season with a lot of girls who don’t seem ready to give it their all, which is disappointing. I don’t know why, but if I had to give a prediction of what season this season could be like I’m thinking season 12... just without the icons which are Britney and Rachel lol. I’m willing to have an open mind though, and hopefully people surprise me.

[mitchellmoffit]

these bb21 men stay pressed and obsessed over kemi 🤡

[evictmylife]

The Queen has spoken!

[finallygotallstars]

Christi: Backdooring Kemi doesn’t sit right with me.

Sam: not knowing anything about that even being a thought:

[bathroom-sand]

I really did sit down and decided what kind of crimes these people are committing, huh

[tiffanysmitchell]

so you’re telling me that..... sam got picked to play in the veto, so jackkk used his power.... only to singlehandedly pick sam again...... when you do clownery

[bigjuliechen]

You heard the man

[americasvote]

[ohbigbrother]

bb21 houseguests with first + last names for reference

[brownbratz]

Wow Sam and analyse are legit trump supporters. Sam just said “if Trump runs against someone crappy, id have to vote for him again” I hate this cast

[controverchele]

Apparently Jack used his redraw power and still ended up with Sam, Kat, and Jess as the picks?

[bitterjuries]

also, just a little hot take of the day: the reality is that kat is no better than the rest of the 6 shitters, but i guess a few funny phrases are enough to ignore her microagressions towards kemi.

[dj-diamond-doll]

i know i drag jess on the occasion, but how much you wanna bet she places in like... 5th

[bathroom-sand]

[thiccpersephone]

Nobody:

Me not knowing who the hell Sam was: