#bc they're the ones who tend to hang out for more than 5 seconds and are more individually identifiable

[somecunttookmyurl]

i attribute my complete lack of fear of spiders to my nan giving every spider we saw a name and Lore when i was growing up. i can't be scared of henry. he just got laid off at the fly catching factory because he lost a leg in a confrontation with a door and his wife is pregnant

[snifekinner]

1-10 for the nordics :)

yessssss my fave boys

1. who brings the most drama to the table?

i think they're fairly drama-free as a group although mathias and berwald bait each other way more than is necessary. lukas and emil both have a tendency to be dramatic although they refuse to admit it (in the sense of intense behaviour rather than causing drama).

2. who always has the gossip on everyone else?

matias, lukas and timo between them know literally everyone's secrets including yours. matias is good with people, lukas is good at being sneaky, and everyone thinks timo looks so trustworthy so they'll tell him anything (and he is trustworthy! but he is also kind of a blabbermouth. he likes the reactions he gets when he shares the t.)

3. who is the one everyone goes to for advice?

lukas and timo tend to rely on each other for advice, they think in quite similar ways and they have a deep trust for each other. as already mentioned mathias doesn't usually seek advice; if he did, he'd go to lukas. he is at least used to lukas calling out his bullshit. ber goes to timo (also doesn't like to be called out on his bullshit it's like him and mat fight so much because they're too alike....surely not....). emil would generally ask one of his friends because he doesn't need his family all up in his business but if its something he needs an older person's take on then mathias is the safest bet.

4. who is the one who gets dunked on the most?

again it's mathias. he invites teasing and he doesn't mind it. berwald is close second though, they love a good game of roast the swede.

5. who borrows everyone else’s stuff all the time?

lukas lukas lukas. he steals stuff all the time, he's a menace. there's an amazing fan comic somewhere about this, ill link it when im not on mobile. he doesn't just limit it to his friend's stuff though, he also indulges in occasional petty shoplifting. just scratches the old urge to loot and pillage yknow.

6. who is the peacemaker?

timo. both in the 'lets just talk this out sensibly' way and in the 'one more stupid comment out of anyone and im fixing bayonets' way.

7. whose house do they hang out at the most?

mostly ber and timos; ber has the biggest house and the kids are there so if they're all getting together his house has enough space for everyone. timos is a close second because its incredibly cosy and has the best sauna. his is the preferred venue for adults only nights (heavy drinking).

8. who always demands they take a selfie and who complains about it every time?

mathias always wants to take the picture and lukas is a big whiny baby about it. mathias sometimes does that infuriating thing of taking group photos without warning and lukas threatens him until he deletes them.

9. who is the biggest liability when drunk?

its not one person, its when you put mat and ber together (and lukas sometimes, when he's in goblin mode and goading them on). if anyone hears the words "bet you won't...." its time to step in and separate them. they can't be trusted. certain boardgames have been banned bc they've caused fistfights.

10. who is the one who flakes out of plans last minute?

lukas and emil are especially bad for it. emil sometimes just can't be bothered getting a plane out from his place, airports are stressful. lukas turns down 2/3 social invites unless timo and/or mat guilt trip him into coming.