First rendition of ‘twink boutta pounce..’ as performed by bear.
Argos is about to make a deeply unprofessional comment here.
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twink boutta pounce
this is definitely not, the worst thing i’ve ever made, but like, it’s probably up there. anyways let’s stop pretending chibita isn’t a bear
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actually wheres that post of gay people images AND their sequels (where twink boutta pounce and bear/makeup ladies kiss)
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The Sapphire Dragon and her Rider
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/36b8kmM
by ACertainObssessedFangirlxxxx
Eragon and Saphira end up in Middle Earth. That's it. that's the story.
Words: 142, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Inheritance Cycle, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings - Fandom
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M, M/M
Characters: Eragon Shadeslayer, Saphira (Inheritance Cycle), Aragorn | Estel, Radagast | Aiwendil, Gandalf | Mithrandir, Legolas Greenleaf, Thorin Oakenshield, Thorin's Company, Bilbo Baggins
Relationships: Éowyn/Faramir (Son of Denethor II), Saphira / Smaug, Aragorn | Estel/Arwen Undómiel, Eragon Shadeslayer / Legolas Thranduillion, Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Saphira & Eragon Shadeslayer (Inheritance Cycle), Bilbo & Bofur
Additional Tags: Eragon goes to Middle Earth, Badass!Saphira, badass!bilbo, Badass!Eragon, Emotionally Constipated Thorin, How Do I Tag, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net, Pansexual!Legolas, Pansexual!Eragon, Eowyn is my queen, Rated M in later chapters, androgynous character, Het and Slash, Canon Het Relationship, Gay Sex, Sex, Oblivious!Legolas, twink boutta pounce, Why isn't that a tag?, it should be, Thorin is so done, So is Bilbo, Battle of Five Armies - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, dragons are weird, Eragon is OP, like uber OP, Don't Like Don't Read, what have I done?, why do I write these characters so slutty?, no regrets, Kinky sex, Hair-pulling, Hair Braiding, Gimli is a bear and you know it, so is Thorin and Bilbo is into it, Aragorn's trademark sigh of depression
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/36b8kmM
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The Sapphire Dragon and her Rider
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/36b8kmM
by ACertainObssessedFangirlxxxx
Eragon and Saphira end up in Middle Earth. That's it. that's the story.
Words: 142, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Inheritance Cycle, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings - Fandom
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M, M/M
Characters: Eragon Shadeslayer, Saphira (Inheritance Cycle), Aragorn | Estel, Radagast | Aiwendil, Gandalf | Mithrandir, Legolas Greenleaf, Thorin Oakenshield, Thorin's Company, Bilbo Baggins
Relationships: Éowyn/Faramir (Son of Denethor II), Saphira / Smaug, Aragorn | Estel/Arwen Undómiel, Eragon Shadeslayer / Legolas Thranduillion, Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Saphira & Eragon Shadeslayer (Inheritance Cycle), Bilbo & Bofur
Additional Tags: Eragon goes to Middle Earth, Badass!Saphira, badass!bilbo, Badass!Eragon, Emotionally Constipated Thorin, How Do I Tag, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net, Pansexual!Legolas, Pansexual!Eragon, Eowyn is my queen, Rated M in later chapters, androgynous character, Het and Slash, Canon Het Relationship, Gay Sex, Sex, Oblivious!Legolas, twink boutta pounce, Why isn't that a tag?, it should be, Thorin is so done, So is Bilbo, Battle of Five Armies - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, dragons are weird, Eragon is OP, like uber OP, Don't Like Don't Read, what have I done?, why do I write these characters so slutty?, no regrets, Kinky sex, Hair-pulling, Hair Braiding, Gimli is a bear and you know it, so is Thorin and Bilbo is into it, Aragorn's trademark sigh of depression
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/36b8kmM
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