i open my eyes and i see it. bebo. not your ordinary bebo, no, no. it's not your typical alarm clock, but a clone of bebo named "not Bebo" as shown on its name tag.
i get out of the room ive been sleeping in and experience the park. there are so many bebos, and not enough ta! not only that but the sun wasn't up yet.
so i shouted ta! everyone was shouting ta in beautiful harmony. not only that but most people were dressed up like bebo. this is B35g+15 world after all.
the next few hours were surprising.
the real, actual bebo went up on a stage and started performing hits like "the box" and "bebo bebo night fever". he didn't know the words to the box, so he stood there dancing with an animatronic cat named "cat" shown on its name tag. "cat" was singing the box, a song that bebo didn't know with its slightly-obnoxious meowing voice, it kinda sounded like that cat piano. because it was. behind the stage was another bebo clone called "not bebo" who woke me up earlier at a super early 4 in the morning. this bebo was sitting on an office chair. "not bebo" scooted himself to the front of the stage in the loud, squeaky office chair, and he was shown with a orange cat piano that was modded with an output. this output was hooked up to "cat", the animatronic i mentioned earlier.
next thing you know, a hologram of bebo shows up.
oh, another bebo, you ask? yep, there's another bebo.
ta.
now, some quirky-sounding orchestral music started playing. it was the smb2 overworld theme.
the real, actual bebo, "cat", and "not bebo" start chasing the holographic bebo.
"not bebo" was dancing around, "cat" was zipping around on its wheels, and the real, actual bebo was doing cartwheels around the stage. the hologram bebo was also doing cartwheels, but not as impressive as the real, actual bebo.
then the song ended.
another one started. it was much quirkier than before.
now all the bebos (hologram, "not bebo" and the actual bebo) are doing cartwheels. "cat" is still zipping on its wheels. zooooom! boooom! before you know it, "cat" had to be put in for repairs.
another bebo clone showed up. "not not bebo" was its name, and it was wearing some holiday attire. a beautifully-knitted sweater with pictures of snowflakes and snowmen on it. in the middle of hot weather around 80 degrees. wonderful.
i had lunch there as well. the only things they had there were his favorite foods. not much to pick from but i loved the B35g+15 potion. it made my voice deep for a few hours.
kira is bebo’s child. she recently homebrewed her 3DS with the pokemon picross method, just like what bebo did a long time ago. now, kira is a hacker.
kinda.
will you homebrew? maybe. should you homebrew? yes, it’s perfectly fine, but be careful not to brick your system. the eshop is closing its doors in march 2023 and you won’t be able to download pokemon picross after that date (it’s free btw)
hopefully, they’ll find a way to hack without an epic picross game by pokemon before the shop closes.
also, if you delete the game after homebrewing, then redownload it, you can play pokemon picross on a hacked 3DS! yayyyyyyyyyy!