#because I am a sucker for that stuff and that's how you should prolly treat these two-

[cosmicwhoreo]

Please hold your shock and awe, BUT I STARTED THE STORY OF MY BEACHED MERMAID AU!! HOORAH AND ALL THAT! Yeah, followed folk’s advice and split the first one so now you lot get two chapters out the gate! yay! Likely gonna edit this like tomorrow or something, I need a nap! Please be kind in the comments if you spot a mistake in the writing- I’m a sensitive wuss.