#because Johnny doesn’t fully get secret identities and doesn’t understand why Spiderman as his friend wouldn’t share that with him
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Johnny: You know Spiderman better than I do??
Deadpool: I guess I do! Makes sense, since we’re a part of Team Red
Johnny: “Team Red”?
Deadpool: Ya know, me, Spidey, and Daredevil
Johnny: Well I wanna join, I should be on a team with him
Deadpool: Oof…sorry Bluey, but there’s no red in your costume, so you can’t really be a part of “Team Red,” ya dig?
Johnny:
Johnny: I’m fire!
Johnny: Fire is red !!!
#made up dialogue by yours truly#don’t care if it’s not in character or whatever this is the self indulgent blog#headache still here advil did nothing#I’ve been forsaken#johnny storm#the human torch#wade wilson#wade winston wilson#deadpool#team red mentioned#Spiderman mentioned#buildup to this is Spidey being incredibly worried about his identity getting out#so he doesn’t even eat around people because that would involve rolling his mask up#but he eats around team red#other than the obvious reasons it’s cause he knows that neither one of them would try to track him down or anything#but even tho he trusts Johnny he feels like Johnny wouldn’t drop it and would try to find out his identity#because Johnny doesn’t fully get secret identities and doesn’t understand why Spiderman as his friend wouldn’t share that with him#also with the paparazzi always after Johnny there’d also be high chances of someone getting a pic of Soidey with his mask partially off#if he ate around him#IN THIS AU#not saying that’s how Spidey would see it in canon#just in my lil au#anyways Johnny finds out that Deadpool’s seen him eat because Deadpool mentions Spidey’s fangs#not knowing other people don’t know about them#cause this is my self indulgent blog so Spidey has fangs#cry me a river about it
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