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virgil-upinthestars · 7 months

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my french host brother: if you eat lunch in the school cafeteria, you will know what hell sounds like

me, very new to living in a small town: really? wow

~three months later~

me, sitting in this small ass cafeteria eating the best school lunch I've ever had, relieved that people aren't staring at me, but at the very loud 12 y/o morrocan kid next to me:

me:

me: this is the least overstimulated I've been in years *continues to eat cake*

#exchange student #france #i love that kid #he was such an annoying little shit but i miss him so much #he jumped out screaming from behind a door to scare me and my friends #i called him a fucker in english but he didn't understand cause he only speaks arabic and french #he just cackled like a demon #miss that lil shit #he went up to me like 'you're american?'#'you know osama bin laden?'#'he's my cousin!'#and im just staring speechless at the sheer audacity #because that joke could've gotten him punched ten years ago #and i can only say 'bin ladin was saudi?!?'#gods bless that kid what a legend

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