#being friends with him is straight up curing my social anxiety and i‘m not even exaggerating on that

[apoloniaspiegelgold]

„If you can‘t do it, no one can.“

„She knows everything. There‘s nothing she doesn‘t know.“

„Can you tell her boss that? She spends too much time in the office and I don‘t think he appreciates her enough.“

„Well, why didn‘t you ask me for help? I can help you better with this than your friend can. Can‘t you do it over? Can‘t you just … throw it all away and do it again, but with my help this time? I could help you with it right now!“

„Did I just hit you with that branch?“ - „No, but it looked like you just hit yourself over the head with it, are you okay?“ - „I did, but who cares. For a second there, I really thought I had hurt you!“

„I read this paper last week and I thought of you.“ - „Send it to me.“ - „You don‘t even know what it‘s about yet.“ - „Send it to me.“

Do you know what this does to a person? I feel like a giant. I‘m gonna end up being ten metres tall if he keeps this up.