#being stomped on makes me laugh so hard. idk being their jungle gym is my fatherly pride & joy | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

autisticredhood · 2 years

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my kitties love snuggles but also treat my body like a jungle gym which leads to hilarious moments of them trotting to me w such focus and big sweet eyes like 🥺🥺🥺 & im like oohh!! here comes snuggle time!! & then they fucking torpedo at me and STOMP their feet on my chest to use as a springboard to do an air flip and it makes me laugh bc i imagine this is what its like to be batman. bruce is like oh here comes robin :] oh a hug? & gets a rib broken from robin using him like a springboard

#yeah another kitty inspired post lol <3 #its sooooooo funny like they use the same eyes as when they come to snuggle on my chest and be so cute and fall asleep & i can never predict #if im going to be cuddled or stomped on #being stomped on makes me laugh so hard. idk being their jungle gym is my fatherly pride & joy #they are little arcobats. miss sweetpea especially. which is funny bc she was going to be robin when i considered naming them superheros #my very correct opinions

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