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autisticredhood · 2 years
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an aspect of bruce adopting jason that conceptually is funny to me is the age difference between jay & dick. like i bet bruce is thinking ive got this :] i know what having a kid is like :] but nooooo bruce is used to dick now as a young adult. its been years since his kid was a child. bruce goes from fairly confident to a very heartfelt ‘ah, fuck. MIDDLE SCHOOLER’
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apopcornkernel · 2 years
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adrien would write "sold to ladybug by my father" fanfic
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tumblingxelian · 2 years
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A Stephanie Brown operating outside the ‘jurisdiction’ of Batman or Oracle, or any other Hero would be a terrifying force to behold, so I claim. 
Mostly, cos I don’t think she’d like, or trust cops (This is Pre Batgirl Steph obviously) and at best view them as a tool, and most often as an obstacle. 
In this context she operates more like a vigilante than a ‘super hero’. In the sense that she’s doling out what she deems to be justice or otherwise necessary within her moral framework and lived experience. 
Thus, if you’re sent to rough up a store or the like, she’ll chase you off but that’s it. 
On the other hand, if you’re an abusive pimp she’ll break both your arms, legs & jaw. 
If she comes across someone’s drug shipment she’ll just destroy it over handing it to cops. 
If you’re sorting cash as  mobster then she’ll bludgeon you and your guards senseless, take the money & donate it. 
Corrupt politicians, that stuff is going straight to ever gossip rag in town and then to the internet, possibly accompanied by some mandatory violence.
If you’re a cop abusing your position, oh boy, enjoy being blindsided in your own home and knocked senseless. Plus if the department tries to act up, hello sabotaged cars, & systems. 
She also knows the difference between people just doing crime out of desperation or cos its all they can do, Vs the people pulling the strings, VS people who relish even their miniscule power over others and acts accordingly. 
Stephanie Brown is here to break exploitative enterprises over her knee, not do police work, or support the status quo, fuck the status quo. 
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scattered-winter · 1 year
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arospec ghost tell me more IMMEDIATELY. (if you have more)(if u don't, no pressure) but like. i need more arospec headcanons for literally any characters at all (ESPECIALLY FROM CORRECT TRUSTED BESTIES <33333) like i need fucking oxygen
ok hear me out.
first of all, it's so insane to me that he didn't canonically have a romantic partner before everything went to shit. like. characters with backstories like his always have a nameless wife to be used as a source of angst and grief and motivation for revenge, except ghost doesn't. his family that was killed consisted of his brother, his nephew, his sister-in-law, and his mom. taking into account the fact that he's from THE dudebro video game just makes this even more insane to me because if anyone would have a dead wife in his past from a game in a genre where that kind of thing is already very common, it'd be simon. but he doesn't.
and the rest of this is just vibes and things i made up. but consider. he doesn't get close enough to anyone to even really consider them as a potential partner, nor does he even want one, because he's afraid of loving and losing someone else and because he's split himself into these two separate entities (ghost and simon, simon and ghost) and ghost can't be allowed to feel things or get close to people, and so neither can simon.
and then he joins the 141. and suddenly he has friends. family, even. and it's so terrifying opening up but there's also something so freeing about it. knowing that if he lets his guard down, the others will watch his back. and only when he's in that position, where he feels safe enough to really become simon again, does he begin to consider more possibilities. in conclusion:
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justadcgirl · 2 years
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If jaykyle were to ever become canon. They should be one of those relationships that will remain canon forever. Y'know like Dinah / Ollie and Midnighter / Apollo.
Except unlike those relationships they don't seem like they should be together. As in, anyone reading the comic should think they're 10 seconds away from breaking up. But they should also give the off the impression that they deeply love each other
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max-nolastname · 2 years
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dick and bruce watched lilo and stitch (2002) together exactly one time, both privately thought it was the best disney movie to ever exist for reasons totally unrelated to their own personal circumstances, then never watched it again 
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taliamybeloved · 2 years
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wanda and pietro came up with each other's superhero name
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theothercherry · 2 years
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‘Girl this ain’t instagram, go to therapy’
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cocacolaheaven · 2 years
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In Nick and Charlie it said Charlie had tumblr and he also hand an Ed. Im starting to think tumblr had a role to play in Charlies Ed .
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indulge-reading · 1 year
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"Instead of 'have a nice day,' I think I'll start saying, 'have the day you deserve.' You know, let karma sort things out."
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autisticredhood · 2 years
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love this panel. jason’s holding a gun he took from a cop, implying he’s going to keep it and bruce is like sure yeah. bruce is hunched over in the back, cradling the decapitated robot head of commissioner gordon. alfred has a fake beard that looks like clumps of cat hair & is giving bruce A Look. jason is giving alfred the side eye like are you not going to say anything about this weirdly intimate moment B is having w mister decapitated robot head. truly has it all
(batman #415)
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batmans-cheerleader · 2 years
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i think that jason would listen to bluegrass
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tumblingxelian · 2 years
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Honestly people who whine about Adam being “Retconned” into Blake’s abuser and groomer are such hypocrites cos like. I was there in the days of Volume’s one and two, I was there to watch people say shit like: 
"Oh I ship Adam and Blake, oh they so dated, oh their romance is so tragic, oh Blake can't be into girls she totally dated Adam"
& then it gets revealed he was an evil, child grooming, abusive piece of shit and those people were all.
"Oh he was always way to old for her, no way they ever dated, RT totally rewrote his character from the manipulative mass murderer he started as!"
Like seriously, one got to watch this shit in real time, it was wildly hypocritical, which admittedly is on brand for Adam stans. 
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morganbritton132 · 2 months
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Eddie, posting to Tiktok: Of course, we watch Leverage. I think Eliot is hot and Steve is a criminal.
Steve: I love her *pointing to Sophie Devereaux* I’d let her rob me blind.
Steve:
Steve: *realizing what Eddie said*
Steve: Stop telling people I’m a criminal!
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justadcgirl · 2 years
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I will accept Willis Todd as white. But I will never accept Sheila as white.
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bittersweetyrn · 4 months
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big fan of essek thelyss, not the fanon interpretation, which is either "smol bean, tiny fragile elf who's a sweetheart and basically a child" or people mistakenly calling betrayal of one's home country a "war crime" and then proceeding to be flippant about it anyway, but the real Essek
pretentious motherfucker that committed treason bc he though he was smarter than everyone else
learned to float literally just to impress other rich people
canonically neutral evil
basically head spymaster of his country and master of lies but sucks shit lying to his friends
stayed bitchy even after his redemption arc
"there is nothing I would love more than to not be around you all for the remainder of this day"
a space wizard that crushed someone with telekenesis just to show off (the person was already dying)
sexy feet, nice ass, overall hottie
fell in love with a traumatized wizard of his enemy country and it was mutual despite all the betrayal
faggot
gave away state secrets to enemy wizard bc he though he was sexy
discovered time travel with his boyfriend
proceeded to say they shouldn't use time travel (bc now he's a good boy) but was willing to sacrifice everything and help if his bf wanted to use it
once confessed he had such a bad fight with his dad that his dad ran into the demon caves and never returned (essek doesn't feel bad about this at all)
young for an elf but still 120 years old, he called his bf "young man" and flexed on him about how much more evil he is
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